She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said,

 

"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
besideme wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said,

 

"John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.

 

You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years.