No 1

 

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

 

The catcher & the umpire

No 2

 

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?

 

Whatever colour your eyes are cause you are drivig the bus

 

No 3.....

 

There is a low railroad bridge in your town.  One day you see a 
large truck stopped just before the underpass.  When you ask 
what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one 
inch higher than the indicated height of the opening.  This is 
the only road to his destination.  What can he do to get through 
the underpass the easiest way? 

A---

Let enough air out of the tires to lower the truck. 

No 4----

 

A 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50
and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten
years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80,
how many years was he a widower?

 

A----

He was a widower for 25 years.

No 5-----

 

If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5, but 
Richard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?

 

A-----

Jennifer is fifteen, in a system that awards five for each 
syllable.

No 6-----

 

If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the 
afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time 
would it be now?

 

A----

Nine o'clock. Since there are 12 hours between the 2 times, and 
half of that time is six, then the halfway mark would have to be 7 
o'clock. If it were 7 o'clock, two hours ago, the time would now 
be nine o'clock.

No 7-----

 

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick 
boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 
rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man 
throws a punch. How is this possible? 

 

A----

They are female boxers.