See if you can translate the following?

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

Too wise you are, Too wise you be; I see you are, Too wise for me. 

What is ten men's length and ten men's strength and yet ten men 
cannot make it stand on its end?

A rope.

It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a 
month old. What is it? 

The moon.

Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window 
high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one 
on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They 
then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the 
tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the 
convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan? 

They piled the dirt dug out of the tunnel and climbed out
the window from the top of the pile.

What question can you never answer "yes" to?

Are you sleeping?

David and Mike are brothers. David is 33 years old today.This is 
three times as old as Mike was when David was the age that 
Mike is today.

How old is Mike?

Mike is 22 years old