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| | From: Judyc3 (Original Message) | Sent: 6/26/2007 11:57 PM |
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why? Answer Everyone on the boat was married. | |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/26/2007 11:57 PM |
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I? A Windmill.
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/26/2007 11:59 PM |
What loses a head in the morning, but gains a head at night? A pillow. |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/27/2007 12:00 AM |
I'm sometimes white, Although sometimes I'm black. I take you there, But never bring you back. What am I? A hearse. |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/27/2007 12:01 AM |
A certain large animal lives happily and thrives here on Earth. One day, every single one of these critters is wiped out by a mysterious disease which affects only this particular animal. There are none left anywhere on earth -- they are all gone. About a year or so later, they begin to reappear on Earth again. How can this be? The animal is the Mule. Since all Mules are born sterile, you can only get a Mule by crossing a donkey with a horse. That is how the species is able to repopulate itself. |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/27/2007 12:03 AM |
I am always hungry, I must always be fed, The finger I lick Will soon turn red. Fire. |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/27/2007 12:04 AM |
You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it? An Egg. |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/27/2007 12:05 AM |
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I? A mailman. |
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