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| | From: Judyc3 (Original Message) | Sent: 7/8/2007 1:20 AM |
- What five letters do you say when you look into the refrigerator and are disappointed?
ans: YRUMT (why are you empty) - Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. What am I ?
ans: Corn - I don't come up. You say I do. I don't go down. You say that, too. I shine like nothing else can, Or won't. Even when you say I don't. What am I?
ans: sun! - I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will And yet I am the confidence of all To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
ans: tomorrow |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 7/8/2007 1:21 AM |
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Use me well and I am everybody, sratch my back and I am nobody. what am I? ans: mirror - Take one out and scratch my head I am now black but once was read. What am I?
ans: match - The man who invented it, doesn't want it. The man who bought it, doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it.
ans: coffin - The wind, It blows my house around. And worms, I pluck them from the ground. A song, I sing it sweet and clear, And wings, They fly when cats come near. What am I?
ans: bird |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 7/8/2007 1:22 AM |
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I look at you, you look at me I raise my right,you raise your left What is this object? ans: Mirror -
I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I? ans: sponge -
What kind of room has no windows or doors? ans: mushroom -
You use a knife to slice my head, and weep beside me when I am dead. ans: Onion -
Not always round, But never square Bright and shiny When I'm there. When I'm not They call me new, But I am old, Older than you. what am I? ans: moon -
They can trickle down, They can tickle too. Or make you sneeze, Or comfort you. Their rustling sound, you've rarely heard, Unless you're a pillow or a bird! ans: feathers |
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| | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 7/8/2007 1:22 AM |
- No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
ans: silence - The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it. what is it?
ans: love - I am both Mother and Father. I am seldom still yet I never wander. I never birth nor nurse. What am I?
ans: tree -
We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we? ans: The Vowels A, E, O, I and U. - Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
ans: the retail store |
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