(Syck is in his own little booth celebrating with the remaining members of Asshole Inc as well as Celebrity members such as Denis Leary, Simon Cowell, and even Puck from MTV's Real World San Francisco. However, his attention is turned elsewhere when Joe informs Syck that he just received a video tape from The Serpent who came in for a quick drop off. Syck stands up and scouts the scene trying to see if he can find his girl Norma or even Serpent for that matter but no such luck arises. Instead him and Joe take the tape to the back to view it privately.)
Joe: What do you think it is?
Syck: Its probably the bastard wishing me a happy birthday and a go fuck myself.
Joe: Oh.
(They put the video tape in and watch as Serpent sets up the video camera right in front of him.)
Serpent: Good evening... and welcome.
Syck: What the fuck?
Serpent: Now I know you guys are probably saying to yourselves... What the fuck? Well, the truth is... Happy Birthday Syck, your years away from a true mid-life crisis. But, when there are good news, there are also bad news. You see, over the last couple of months while you been busy trying to stall your divorce from happening, I paid someone to make sure it would happen. Now, I dont know if it did happen or not since im not around, but judging by the news and the good ol BUD website, it seems that Roxy has been kidnapped and you as well as Demon or Dark Falcon... whatever... you two have been desperately looking for her but to no avail, she seems to disappear from sight.
(Syck grabs a chair, he pulls it up, and sits right in front of it while Joe does the same.)
Serpent: Well, lets just say that ever since you and... her... have been married, you have had no time for Asshole Inc or think about Asshole Inc for that matter. I have been trying to hint at the fact that maybe you should hand it over to me and watch it soar by bringing in new people... but then again, I was wrong on that one person that we both know so well that loved to kiss my ass ever so often.
(Syck smiles knowing exactly who he meant.)
Serpent: But there were a few hints... But no, you just kept on going for your wife which to me meant that it was more important than A.I. itself. That's why I left the first time... im not going anywhere this time though because I expect you to do what is right for AI. Now, the moment you been waiting for, the person who I paid to make sure you would get distracted from Roxy was a girl by the name of Ruby Lynn. See, myself and Ruby Lynn go way back... she's a cousin of mine. And family have to do exactly what others want them to do.
Joe: Who is Ruby Lynn?
Serpent: What is that? Who is Ruby Lynn you say? Well, Syck, you already know her. In fact, you have slept with her as well.
(Syck thinks about what Serpent is telling him from the video then realizes that the only girl he has slept with since splitting with Roxy has been... oh no. He tries to open his mouth but cant find the words to say anything at all about it. Instead Serpent finishes his sentence and what he may be feeling.)
Serpent: Why? Because I wanted to see you focus more on Asshole Inc than a stupid woman who's adopted child is not even yours! Here you are trying to work things out with her and she was trying to take full custody of Rayne and you were trying to fight it. Why? That's not your kid man! This is why I wanted you to get away from her and focus on us... on your friends... on the people who have been there for you since day one! But no, I had to resort to paying my cousin to play a redneck just for the kicks of having you get distracted. But something other than that happened... she fell for you. In my kind of business Justin, that's a big no no. Why do you think she let you board that plane just so you can go and try and rescue your whore of a wife.
Syck: This is fucken bullshit!
(Serpent smiles and nods his head up and down.)
Serpent: Dont believe me? You think its bullshit... I got home video footage of that bitch at a family reunion. You can hear her talking proper english. Better yet... let me see if... I can....
(Serpent grabs a remote and clicks on a button. He disappears from sight and a home video of a family get together appears on the tv screen with her playing around with her cousins and arguing as well. Syck cant believe that she is speaking properly and that her real name is Ruby Lynn and not Norma Jean Riley. Serpent appears on the tv screen yet again and has a look of disappointment.)
Serpent: Im sorry you had to find out like this, just that she was falling hard for you and I didn't want her to lie to you anymore. You understand dont you? Tell you what, she's probably doing one of her little hissy fits in the restroom so hurry on up and confront her about it before its too late... Oh... and let me know the gruesome details on how you killed her.
(Syck stops the tape, turns to look at Joe, and orders him to go look for her and bring her in. He stands there pacing back and forth clenching his fist, angry at what he might do to her. Should he just rip her apart right here and hope nobody hears? Or just try to get some answers out from her. Maybe its an April Fools joke, maybe its a joke for his birthday... right? Joe opens the door and pushes White Trash inside the room. She stands there holding her arm and looking at Syck who has that look of disgust on his face.)
Syck: You got something to tell me?
White Trash: What do ya mean?
(Syck rewinds the tape, stops it, and plays back the footage of her home movies.)
White Trash: What is that about?
Syck: Cut that accent already!
White Trash: But... babe.
(Syck grabs her by the throat and pushes her to the wall.)
Syck: Who the fuck are you? Huhh? Is that reall you? Ruby Lynn? You been fucken lying to me this whole fucken time!
White Trash: Baby...im sorry...I really am... I wanted to tell you...but Troy threatened to kill my mother.
(Syck looks at her face and tears begin to fall down to her cheeks.)
Syck: When the fuck were you going to tell me? When Roxy was dead and Rayne was living in a foster home?
White Trash: No...
Syck: YOU LIE!
(Syck raises his hand but Joe catches it before slapping her.)
Joe: Its your birthday man... dont let this get to you!
(Syck looks back at White Trash.)
Syck: Get the fuck out of my club! Joe, have security kick her out.
(Syck lets go of White Trash as he turns around to walk away. She leaps on Syck's arm and pulls him back towards her still in tears. He tries to keep on walking trying to ignore her but she keeps on pulling.)
White Trash: Baby! Please.... you dont understand! Im sorry! Im in love with you! Please! Im sorry... im sorry... im so sorry!
(Syck looks down at her as she tries to appologize over and over again, he turns to Joe who is ready to grab her, and push her out of the room. Instead he turns to look back at Syck and gets ready for whatever request he has. Syck knees down right in front of her and.)
Syck: If I really wanted to... I would kill you right now. I would shoot you right on your forehead and nobody would suspect a thing outside because they're all here for one thing and that's my birthday. You on the other hand, I can dispose of anytime I want to.
White Trash: Justin... im sorry... I swear... ill do anything... for you... please!
Syck: Joe.. she really wants to make it up for me. What do you think we should do about it?
Joe: I say feed her to Angelique. She'll enjoy it.
(Joe takes out his cell phone and calls in Angelique but she doesn't seem to be answering.)
Syck: Hold it... I know what to do. You really want to make it up to me? Im going to Dark Falcon first thing Monday night and im scheduling a match for you against OBM.
White Trash: WHAT?
Syck: Yea, your stable friends... I want you to know how it feels to have your family strip away from you. I want you to keep the redneck accent still, but I want you to feel what its like. And that's not going to be all, im going to put you in matches against bigger competition. I'll even feed you on over to Valek if I really want to see you rot! And if you can handle all of that, then maybe... I can go back to trusting you again. But until then, I dont want you looking at me, I dont want you going over to my house anymore... I dont even want you thinking about me! You got that you little whore?
(He spits in her face as he kicks her arms off of him. She tries to get up to go after him but Joe grabs a hold of her and holds her off.)
Joe: Security! Escort this woman out of the building and dont let her back in!
(Joe hands White Trash over to security who grab a hold of her and try to push her out. Joe walks away trying to catch up to Syck who just re-entered the party and cant believe what just happened.)
Syck: Put a word out on all the girls in BUD... tell them not to take White Trash lightly... I even want Nikki Black on her.
Joe: What about me? Can I take a stab at her in the Lord Zargh mask?
Syck: You really want her?
Joe: Yea... Its time to bring that mask back into BUD.
Syck: That's great... you got it.
(Syck laughs at the thought of Joe facing White Trash in the Lord Zargh costume.)