Warning: This roleplay may contain some innapropriate things like me having sex with your mom. Just a heads up, don't think that you'd want to read about that.

xxxxxxJOHNNY_GUIVERAxxxxxx H E R E 'S   J O H N N Y

In this world, there are two kinds of people out there. There are people, who want to be something. Those are the Type A people. They are always on the run, always on the go.  They always have something to do and so they live their lives like that, always on the go. Foolish, if you ask me. Why would anyone want to do that? All they do is go until there is nothing left. And when there is nothing left, those people just simply waste away like yesterday's trash. Let's not forget about, those who couldn't give a damn about themselves or anything else for that matter. These people, who do nothing but sit on their asses all day, are known as the Type B people. They don't get stressed or bent out of shape about anything. The only they do is well, hmm. What do they do other than take up unnecessary air? That's exactly what I thought, absolutely nothing. People like this make up the world that we have today. Maybe, it could be a better world, if everyone would celebrate the differences, instead of trying to be like everyone else.  Why is it like that? Commercialism has killed our society as we know it and has made it so that everyone falls in line just like everyone else. I'll never be like that. I'll never fall in line like the rest. I'm not defined by the world or the standards that anyone sets. And why? Well, I'm still trying to answer that question myself. Quite frankly, I couldn't even give a damn about the answer in the first place. I just simply want to exist. That's the simplest answer that I could think of. I do not want to be the the protagonist or the antagonist in any story. I simply just want to be a part of the story, that's really it. I'm not the bad guy and I'm defenitely not the good guy. If I choose to do something, then it is because of my own impulse and not because of anyone else. I'm not anyone's sideckick or best friend. But just in case you are wondering who I really am...Well, I am Johnathan David Guivera......Johnny for short. And really that's all you need to know. I exist. And right now, that's really about it. The only thing that I want to do is ......well, I would tell you if I knew. I just want to join the party. I have nothing to lose, even if I do lay it all on the line. I just simply roll the dice for the hell ot it. I'm just a mad dog on a leash ready to be let loose. And right now, Bytch's Ultimate Domain seems to be the best place to loosen my chains. I had just arrived at this place a few minutes ago , and already I was bored with it. Probably because I had nothing to do. That is always a buzz killer. Time itselft how do you pass it. That seems like the only thing that I cannot ever seem to defeat. Of course, if I would have arrived a week earlier, I could of been booked for Chaos Theory which of course is tonight. Pfft. I guess I'll just have to spend the first show watching from the stands like everyone else. It's either that or World of Warcraft, which is just as lame watching. It is never as fun as particpating. Of course, I could always make some grand entrance like everyone else. But that's been done like five million times over and of course, everyone would just forget about it the next day, so there is really no point to that. It would just be a waste of my precious time. The fans will see me when they see me, whether that's in the ring or in the locker room. I could care less. It makes no difference. I get the same paycheck week after week. And that won't change will it? As I walked into the arena, I was happy to see that there weren't too many people in the backstage area. Less people means that there is less to piss me off which is usually a good thing. People, one of the few things that will ever change, mostly everyone wants something, a picture, an autograph, money, sex,...drugs. There's always something. Just give me a pack of Newports and a glass of orange juice, and I 'll be happy. Yes orange juice. I like my Vitamin C. It keeps my lungs healthy so I can smoke more. Anyways, it didn't take long at all to check in. All I had to do was sign a few papers and show them an id and I got the key to my locker room. Sounds like a good deal to me. That gives me more time to relax. There's so much to do with all this free time. I could go take a shit or well actually that sounds really good right now actually I think that I just  might do that. You'd be surprised at how fast Mexican food can run through you. Hot sauce, mexican beans, rice, guacamole just might even be stronger than the Batista Bomb. Maybe I should make that my finisher. As I continued to walk down the hall, I, of course, had no idea, where I was going so I walked through the hallways. The only thing that kept me going was my bowels. Actually, it made me quicken my pace a little quicker. Each step turned into a quicker one until I eventually was sprinting down the hallway looking for a bathroom. Knocking a few people as well as signs down in the process, I eventually made it to the men's restroom. A sigh of relief came overme as I saw the sign indicating that it was the male restroom. However, that sigh of relief soon turned into DAMNIT!!! as I saw that the bathroom was out of order. That would happen. I didn't know what to do. Frantically looking around, I still couldn't see anything, except for the women's restroom. And I didn't want to go there, but it looked as though I had to. Hell, I didn't care I just wanted to relieve myself of this problem, so I pushed opened the door and left my stuff outside. As luck would have it, the bathroom door was empty. Thank  goodness. I wouldn't want to be caught doing this. And just as I thought I was scott free, I opened the first stall door and a woman screamed. Blair Butler- "Hey aren't you the new B.U.D. superstar?" What the hell? I looked over at her to make sure that she was okay. After a few moments of silence, I just opened the stall door and well you know the rest. I don't need to go into detail about that. Blair Butler- "Isn't your name Johnny Guivera that guy from New Zealand?" Again, I ignored the question hoping that she would go away, eventually she would get the message. Blair Butler- Well, aren't you? I'm not leaving you alone until you answer my question?" Johnny Guivera- "Damn Karma." Blair Butler- " I guess that means you are Johnny Guivera. Great. Now, I can get the very first interview before anyone else does." Johnny Guivera- "Do all the professionals do this here?" Blair Butler- "Not really. I'm always ready." Johnny Guivera- "That's what she said." Blair Butler- "What?" Johnny Guivera- "It's supposed to be a joke." Blair Butler- " I don't get it." Are you serious? She doesn't get it. I shook my head in disbelief as I sat on my throne. Yes. I am the king of wherever I do my business.  Johnny Guivera- "Don't worry about it. Anyways, what are you always ready for?" Blair Butler- "To give interviews." Johnny Guivera- "Does that mean?" Blair Butler- "Yep." Johnny Guivera- "*huge sigh*  How are you going to get this to everyone? You don't have a camera crew or anything.." Blair Butler- "I have a tape recorder.  I'll find something to do with it. Johnny Guivera- "Whatever, just get it over with. And make it quick." Blair Butler- "Okay." After a long pause, I wait for the first question and it never comes. I didn't exactly know what she was doing, but all I knew was that I wanted to get out of here. Blair Butler- "Ladies and gentleman, I am standing by with the  latest edition to the B.U.D. roster. Johnny Guivera. I hope all of you are just as excited as I am because it is the very first interview so we get to here exactly what is in the mind of Johnny Guivera. HIs thoughts everything. That's right you are hearing it right here wit me, Blair Butler. Now Johnny, the first thing that everybody wants to know is what brought you to B.U.D. in the first place? How did you get here? What's the story?" Johnny Guivera- "Does  this have to be serious?" Blair Butler- "Do you want everyone to know that you were in the women's bathroom?" Johnny Guivera- "Well in that case, one of the major draws that brought me here was opportunities. Blair Butler- "What kind of opportunites?" Johnny Guivera- "Being signed to this company gives you the opportunity to get in the ring with some of the biggest superstars that have ever been a part of sports entertainment. Me being signed to this federation means that I just get to eat from the same table that everyone else does. The chance to make a name for myself, The chance to leave a legacy behind are only some of the minimal parts of being a B.U.D. superstar. And for that reason, I decided to sign on the dotted line that has created more than some of this industries greatest names.  However, I'm not just going to  be one of those superstars that does that. I'm going to be the reason that eveyone tunes in to B.U.D. I'm going to show them something different. Something that they have never seen before. Nowadays, superstars have become lazy and complacent with their paychecks. What happened to the days where people would wrestle for the hell of it? What happened to the days where kids would wrestle in their backyard......slamming their friends on concrete or jump off their roofs thinking that they were Superfly Jimmy Snuka? Those days are long gone due other's commercialistic bullshit. For example, people tune into the WWE now just to watch John Cena or Batista rather than watching what they could do in the ring. They watch the sport for Vince McMahon's commercialistic purposes rather than for the sport of seeing a man push himself to the brink of oblivion. And me, I just want to show everyone what a travesty that is." Blair Butler- "What makes you different from all the others?" Johnny Guivera- "The same thing that makes any person that starts a revolution different, the passion for change. I don't wrestle to appease the people or the fans. I could care less about the fans or anyone else for that matter. I could sit back and watch the whole world burn for the hell of it and still get enjoyment out of it, just as long as I'm the one doing it. I'm just saying that just to say this. I want to be the one to bring the revolution simply because I can. And I don't wrestle for the enjoyment of everyone else. I wrestle for my own ambitions. And my ambition is to bring the change that everyone is so desperately seeking." Blair Butler- "What makes you think that you can bring this revolution that you are talking about?" Johnny Guivera- "Differences. Just the simple fact that I am different. Sure, people could say that they have been trained by Killer Kiwalski, or Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart. But to say that you have worked with guys like Milano Collection AT or Kaz Hayashi or even the Great Muta. Names that you don't even hear of in the U.S. That gives me an edge over most superstars because they have never heard of those people because they are too busy watching guys like Randy Orton or Kurt Angle. Saying that I've worked with names people have never heard of  gives me an advantage because my opponent will never know what to expect until I step into the ring. It will always keep them guessing. Over in Japan, they highly respect their superstars as artists. And I highly respect anyone such as AJ Styles or anyone that will go over to the ocuntry and train with those guys to make themselves better superstars. I couldn't give a damn about people who steal one Japanese move to use as their finisher. That doesn't cut it to me. Training over there as elevated my talents to levels people could only dream of getting. And for that, I am the perfect model for the revolution of this industry. " Blair Butler- "Are there any superstars that you look forward to working with in this federation?" Johnny Guivera- "Plenty." Blair Butler- "Names?" Johnny Guivera- "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." Blair Butler- "Any that you don't want to work with?" Johnny Guivera- "Superstars that will waste my time,and who are a waste of time." Blair Butler- "Do you plan on becoming heavyweight champion? Johnny Guivera- "What superstar wouldn't? Winning any major title confirms that I am the right man for the job." Blair Butler- "Well....." Johnny Guivera- "*Next question..." Blair Butler- "Have you been looking at any of the divas in particular?" Johnny Guivera- "If I haven't then, I would be worried." Blair Butler- "Why is that?" Johnny Guivera- "Well then would mean I would be gay. And I don't look at men. Any other smart questions you wanna ask." Blair Butler- "What are your plans right now?" Johnny Guivera- "To finish up in about five minutes because The Office is about to come on." Blair Butler- "Any comments that you want to make to any of the superstars?" Johnny Guivera- "I think that I've said just about all that I can say for the time being. They'll see what I'm talking about when I step into the ring next week. There was a long pause as Blair was trying to think about more questions to ask. Johnny Guivera- "Almost done." Blair Butler- "No, I'm thinking of some more questions.." Johnny Guivera- "No I mean I'm almost done so I'm cutting this interview short." Blair Butler- "Could you possibly come by room later so I could shoot some sort of video  to add to your commentary?" Johnny Guivera- "Just as long as I get all of the proceeds for our sex tape." Blair Butler- [email protected]!!!!!" I could tell that comment really pissed her off and hopefully that meant this interview was done. The toilet flushed, I swung open the door to the stall only to be slapped in the face, which kind of hurt. A grin, then a smile, and another innappropriate comment. Johnny Guivera- "They don't call me Dr. Fell Good for nothing." After I said that, Blair stormed out of the restroom as I laughed. Some might see it as me being an asshole but I see it as entertainment.  After I washed my hands, I walked out of the women's restroom still grinning of course. However, that grin turned into embarrassment once I exited only to see three blank stares looking at me. Of course, they were women. How do I react? Well the only that I can. I play it off like nothing happened. I pick up my things and walking off, running into everything that I could. Hoping that they would think that I was a blind man. How does that make sense? I don't know but it's the best I could come up with on short notice. It wasn't too long after that when I came accross the locker room area and sure enough I eventually came accross room 202. Johnny Guivera was at home. Opening the door, I threw my stuff on the floor not even caring where it landed because it was time to watch The Office. I would watch this until it was time to go see what Chaos Theory was all about. Le End

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