Pierce laughs and then walks off the set and comes back dragging a guy with him. The guys a smaller guy and is holding cue card which read “Hi, I’m Evan Pierce and you’re not and this�?�?Pierce shakes his head at the man. Evan looks out at the scene nodding.

[Evan Pierce]: My first objective is yes, the cue card man. You see this guy was brought in to give my lines for this promo but you people of BUD knows that Evan Pierce doesn’t read cue cards and when management told me to I hold heartedly told them to fuck off. They then of course being BUD management laughed it off and thus gave me this guy. Well so you don’t go home without having earned your paycheck...........

Pierce takes the cue card from the guy and smashes it over his head. He then kicks the man off the scene and shakes his head. He turns back to the scene.

[Evan Pierce]: Now THAT’S earning your paycheck. So ANYWAYS, onto the real point of this promo. The Evan Pierce return to the domain because, honestly I keep getting questions from people. They ask me “why are you back there Pierce?�?They ask me this and it’s a good question. Why would Evan Pierce return to BUD when it will most likely go down with the rest of MSN? The answer is that I left BUD on somewhat unsteady circumstances and I wanted this month or two to mend some wounds. I mean it’s not like that CUNT is around anymore. I mean it’s that CUNTS fault I left in the first place.

Pierce grins and nods his head.

[Evan Pierce]: Oh yes, it was her fault. Now, I’d like to say that it was ocmpletley my idea to return to BUD but honestly I do have a friend here in BUD a guy whom I’ve been in a tag team with for years. We use to go by the name of J2K but NOW now……�?we go by a different name and that’s M&E. We are Mark and Evan and honestly? The rest of you fail in comparison. I mean honestly. Lets look at this weeks completion on Chaos Theory. Shall we?

Pierce holds his hands up and above them forms a graphic of Johnny Guivera and Jade. Pierce nods cockily before speaking.

[Evan Pierce]: This week, the returning M&E will take on the team of the unknown jobberific commodity Johnny Guivera and that bitch Jade. I mean seriously. I watched the jobberific commodity’s promo earlier and in it I noticed about negative two references about his opponents. I mean NEGATIVE two! That’s a damn fine score. It comes just before negative three which you just barely missed but I mean seriously. In your promo you were more worried about putting yourself then making the statement of what you would do to BUD’s single most dominate force since the Seiferx0rd and that’s the single initials……�?.

Pierce raises his other hand and a graphic appears showing the letters “M&E�?and he nods with a cocky grin.

[Evan Pierce]: That’s right you jobberific commodity, me and mark are the next champions in this promotion and you’re just a loser who cuts boring promos that people will probably just tivo and then skip after the introductions. I however am the man formerly known as the jobber KILLER and come Chaos Theory Mr. Guivera you will be PIERCED.

With that Pierce snaps his fingers and the picture of Guivera evaporates. This leaves the picture of Jade and the graphic of M&E. Pierce looks at both then nods speaking.

[Evan Pierce]: Jade. You dirty little whore, we go way back. I mean I think I saw you on the corner whoring yourself out a couple years before you got over as a wrestler. I mean now you are JADE that bitch who did that onething with that one person. Wait not just that one person with just about every male on the circuit! I mean who hasn’t seen you naked? Hell, I remember Hank telling me back in our Tide days about this bitch named Jade he had once gotten head form, I mean HANK!?!?!?

Pierce shakes his head and snaps his fingers and the picture of Jade disappears. The word “WIN�?Appears over M&E and then the M&E picture also disappears. Pierce’s grin then evaporates. He stares at the scene with a cold and almost vile and sinister stare. After what seems like a lifetime Pierce speaks.

[Evan Pierce]: Now BUD, this is my long awaited return. It’s like the moment when The Rock returns to WWE. When Favre finally has a showdown with Green Bay. It’s THAT big and I’m warning you people not to fuck it up like you all did last time. Don’t let your corporate politics and screw jobs fuck you out of the single handed best talents in your promotion right now M&E. Don’t get the delleuted vision that I’m going to do what you say like I did this time. I’m not going to be the Evan Pierce who would lay down for Zrek Lyle to make a quick buck. No, I’m going to be the Evan Pierce who beat Zarek in an ambulance match. I am going to be the Evan Pierce who buried Abram alive. I’m going to be the Evan Pierce who was the bloody Franchise Champion and there isn’t a single soul in this promotion who can stop me and if you guys try falling into that rut again. I will make you well aware. I’m Evan fucking Pierce, and along with my partner Mark Riggs, we are better than you BUD and in fact. Whatever your plans are for us in this promotion scrap them because we will make our own path and carve are own destiny. We odn’t need to be guided or misguided. This isn’t “The Tide�?this is the rawest form of ownage your promotion has ever seen. He’s Mark Riggs and of course you all know me. My name is synomous with greatness and what’s my name? I am today’s hero and tomorrow’s enemy. I am Evan freaking Pierce and you? Well……�?/FONT>