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The promo begins in where it looks to be�?a restroom? WTF is this shit? Well, not so professional since we find Mark Riggs sitting on the toilet with his pants down and you hear the awful noises coming from him. It seems like he doesn’t notice that the camera is filming and takes his sweet little time.
*fart*
Mark yelled out “WOOOOOOOOOOO�?after the aroma then came a wet one�?“Shit�?muttered out of Mark’s mouth. He then wipes his ass as he gets up, putting his worn out jeans back on. He puts his hand over his nose like something died in there; he went to wash his hands with SOAP for a few minutes before wiping them with a towel and got out of there. When he opened the door, he knocked the camera man off his feet as Mark stood there, not knowing what to do. He helped him up and was a bit confused.
“�?What was you doing behind the door Jew bag?�?/FONT>
Grabbing his head. “Argh. It’s time for you to cut a promo Mark.�?/FONT>
“Alright. WAIT, how come that red light is on? Dude, don’t tell me you were filming already? Oh well, just edit this off when we send it in.�?/FONT>
The wounded camera man nods his head.
“I suppose we can do it now, lets go.�?/FONT>
With that said, Mark and the cameraman left the area. A man walked by, looking like he had to use the restroom, he then goes to the bathroom where Mark was just in. He walks in and out of nowhere he yells at his top of his lungs.
“OOOOOOOH MY GOD!!!�?/FONT>
He sounded like Joey Styles a bit, but who wouldn’t after what Mark left. The poor man fainted do to the smell and trust me, it wasn’t a pretty site at all. He was most likely knocked out, as the scene faded.
We re-opened up walking through the halls with the cameraman following Mark Riggs
“Dr Feel Good. That’s not a name. It’s not even a wrestler name. Do you know what that is? It’s the name of an energy drink for�?well THE DRINK FOR SUICIDAL CULTS. What? Don’t believe me? I actually have the commercial right here! ROLL THE FOOTAGE.�?BR>
The screen changes to black and then we see a couple of kids sitting on the ground of a neighborhood. The kids are wearing casual clothing and holding their skateboards. They both have their heads hung looking really depressed. Boy 1: “Life sucks. I don’t like school and heavy metal, just isn’t rebellious enough for me anymore.�?/FONT>
“I know what you mean. The only way I feel alive anymore is when listen to Soulja Boy’s new album.�?/FONT>
“Dude�?why don’t you just cut your wrists?�?/FONT>
“‘Cause this hurts more.�?/FONT>
“What’s a rebellious teen supposed to do in this economy problem era? IT SUCKS.�?BR>
“Skateboarding and punk are cool now and all of our counterculture icons have sold out. There no refuge for the disillusioned anymore!�?BR>
An older kid wearing black pants, a black AFI t-shirt and a black zip up hoodie. He skates up to the kids. He has long black hair, painted black fingernails and eyeliner on. Fucking emo.
Skater Dude: “Hey kids! Are you bored?�?/FONT>
“Yeah, we can’t rebel from society anymore.�?/FONT>
“No way man! You guys just aren’t rebelling the rebel way!�?/FONT>
The skater reaches into his pocket and pulls out a green bottle with a label on it that says “Feel Good Energy�? He shoves the bottle in the boy’s face who is now grinning from ear to ear.
“WHAT’S THAT?!�?/FONT>
“THAT’S FEEL GOOD!!!�?/FONT>
“WTF?�?/FONT>
“THE OFFICIAL ENERGY DRINK OF SUICIDALS CULTS!�?/FONT>
“Wow!�?/FONT>
“Feel Good is the only Energy Drink on the market that has about 90% ammonia!�?/FONT>
“Wow! That’s 40 percent more ammonia than Pepsi!�?(you can tell coke sponsors this)
“And that’s a lot of ammonia!�?/FONT>
“So if you want to show the man that you can’t be kept down! Just grab some Feel Good Energy! It MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD LIKE KICKING BUSH RIGHT IN THE NUTS!!�?/FONT>
The skater opens the bottle and chugs down the drink. The boys start yelling chug, chug, chug, CHUG! The skater grabs his throat and starts clawing at it before collapsing on the street without breathing. The boys look at each other and high five each other. One of the boys grabs a wooden stick next to him and pokes at the dead emo.
“Poor Nutter!�?/FONT>
“WHO CARES? GET HIS WALLET�?/FONT>
The scene goes dark again and a generic rock music tears through and a huge explosion happens in the screen. Suddenly a giant can with the “Feel good�?logo spins around like a merry-go-around.
Announcer: “Hey disillusioned youth! Are you tired of life always keeping you down? Do you get beaten up in school because you listen to Heavy Metal and wear eyeliner? Well, I would too, I dislike Emo’s myself. BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT HERE! You can get back at all of those people that wronged you by placing a burden on their conscious for the rest of their lives by drinking the ONLY Energy drink just for you people! FEEL GOOD ENERGY!!!�?/FONT>
THe scene opens up and both of the boys are laying face down clearly dead in a bedroom with open cans of Feel Good Energy in their hands.
“Remember kids, only YOU feel the horrible crushing pain of growing up!! It never gets better and you will always be alone and get beaten up cause you were eyeliner and you probably fail at life, oh and no one will EVER UNDERSTAND YOU! FEEL GOOD ENERGY! It makes you feel good, and it makes us feel even more better!�?/FONT>
The cans flies across the screen again as the logo flashes on and off.
“Feel Good Energy is now sold at Walmart and other retail stores. Feel Good Energy is not responsible for any possible side effects from drinking their product including death, loss of heart rate, lack of breathing. “Dr Feel Good�?is a registered trademark of Feel Good INC. Please drink irresponsibly! AND COMING SOON…FEEL GOOD IN A CHOCOLATE BAR! WHEN YOU CAN EAT THE CHOCOLATE AND LOSE WEIGHT AT THE SAME TIME AND WHEN YOU JUST GOTTA LEAVE A SKINNY BODY BEHIND!�?/FONT>
Mark steps in front of the screen smiling.
“SEE! I wasn’t just fooling around! It really is a real product. If I were you, Josh, I would be careful because if they pull something out that shows that they trademarked that name before you did. Well there can be lead to a mess of things, Josh Diamond�?/FONT>
Mark said, while somebody behind the camera mutters out.
“You’re not facing Josh Diamond�?You’re going up against Johnny Guivera and Jade.�?/FONT>
Mark raised an eyebrow.
“I could’ve sworn that he looked like Josh Diamond�?or even that guy that died�?oh never mind.�?
Mark chuckles and continues. “Oh that’s right. Johnny Idontgiveafuckwhatyournameisnorcare. This is Dr Feel Good folks! I just have something to say, man. Go drink some Feel Good Energy, it will make you feel good and it will make us feel even better.�?/P> Mark said with a wink before getting serious.
“I’m not here to make friends, nor am I here to make this lovely. Let me start off by saying I don’t care if Jade is in your corner Johnny. To be honest, she’s a chick. You’re going to have a chick backing you up? HAHA. Wow, you make me laugh dude, it’s sad. Sure, Jade has a lot of experience. Of course I know Jade has experience, ask Zarek Lyle. Oh and speaking about Pyle, thanks for the shit wagon. Bastard broke down due to taking too much gas. Hell, I’m not even worried right now. If your only back up is Jade, then I don’t mind on beating up a chick like when she disobeys her pimp. Yeah, yeah. I know you love me, I know you wanna get down on your knees and go for my boxers, but that can be done later. You can suck on the 12 incher that you desire the most, Jade. Hell, you’re probably having an orgasm by watching me being the sexist man alive. And I hate to break it to ya, but I do plan on showing up. And anyways, at least I’m going to return back to BUD with a win under my belt. I’m not even concerned about you Jade, you lost last week and this week too. After watching this, I probably made your panties wet by now.�?/P>
Mark smirked and winked.
“Johnny, Bravo! This is what we will do. Since you pretty much know me from head to toe - sounds gross but I guess you realized that I’m a great. See, I mistook you as somebody else and well you make me laugh. We will fight and I will just beat ya down as scheduled, BUT instead of me JUST beating you�?I pummel you so badly that even Jade will walk away�?I don’t know what’s going between you two but oookay there. I know that It must seem to be moving along fairly quickly. Cause right now, I’m gonna kick your ass promo right here. Sounds typically, but you can’t fuck with my greatness. I’ll be seriously with you Johnny, you won’t succeed. You will fall down hard that it won’t even be funny for the retards. But wait up, I was thinking before I kick your ass and send you to a hospital, I have a couple questions for you. Hold on, let me get my list.�?/FONT>
Mark walks off camera and comes back with a large stack of paper about the size of a phone back and drops it on the floor with a resounding thud that echoes off the walls. He holds up a finger to the camera to indicate just a moment and walks back off camera. He comes back holding another large stack and drops that one on the floor with another thud. He gives the camera a shrug and walks off one more time. There’s a large beeping sound heard and several honks as a forklift is driven on screen carrying two large file cabinets. Mark lowers the lift and sets them on the ground next to others. He climbs out of the fork lift and returns to his place in front of the camera with a smile on his face.
“Sorry, just a couple quick questions. Lets see…�?/FONT>
Mark picks up one of the sheets and reads it while nodding.
“Okay, first question. So if I understand this correctly…you were raised by your parents, but they yelled a lot and didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to you. Okay I got that. And trust me I could tell. But you know what? I don’t want to waste my precious time on somebody who I’m not even worried. The bottom line is, go shove a Bushwhacker up your ass and LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP! Sheesh, there is a lot of bullshit I can say but I say why? I say�?I win, you lose. Nuff said.�?/FONT>
“Ya know Johnny boy, I’m going to do what I’ve done to people before, that is drop them like a bad habit. And come Thursday, you won’t be feeling good that you should be approved to extinction. There is no Johnny IdontknowwhatthefucklastnameisnorDOIFUCKINGCAREYOUFUCKHEAD because when it’s said and done, my hand will be risen up while you’re on the ground, crying like a bitch. But hey, you can stop by just having a�?FEEL GOOD ENERGY!! Yeah, makes you feel good, makes us feel even better.�?/FONT>
Mark stops talking as we fade to black but before we do, a commercial ad pops on by.
COMING SOON... FEEL GOOD CANDY! THE CANDY THAT CAN END YOUR MISERY FOR ONCE! ONE TASTE WILL MAKE YOU... WELL YOU'LL SEE! COMING IN THE SPRING OF 2009.
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