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SPECIAL - "My Bloody Valentine" Totally Toasted Thursday
Wailea Beach, South Maui, HI
- Main Event - Scott Addams & Tani Lyons vs Sparrow & Midnight/Jade Jiles
Red Lobster Fight Fest Stips: What a better way to start a romantic night on Valentine's Day than by going to Red Lobster, enjoying a romantic dinner, and having your special someone stare off into the distance at a fight involving four of their favorite wrestlers. Red Lobster fight fest takes place anywhere inside the restaurant... hell, you could even use the lobsters on your opponents. Reservations for four please! Backstory: - Match 5 - Akasha vs Jake
Red Jello Bout Stips: The first one to push the other into a pool of Red Jello wins. Backstory: N/A - Match 4 - Jade vs Zarek Lyle
'Til Death Do Us Part Bout
Stips: Buried alive match. Backstory: N/A - Match 3 - White Trash vs Syck
Battle of the Roses Stips: Roses will be wrapped around the ropes, even outside of the ring. Ironic isn't it? Roses is what you give the one you love, yet, they have thorns. So is it like, I love you but I want to hurt you with this rose? Backstory: N/A - Match 2 - Taiokaion vs Sydney Cope vs Johnny Valentine vs Midnight/Jade Jiles
I want my Teddy Bear match Stips: Same as a ladder match, only thing is that there is a stuffed Teddy Bear 15 feet in the air. The only way to get it is by grabbing a ladder and climbing it until you grab that teddy bear... all of it. Backstory: N/A - Match 1 - Leaky Format vs Blaze Inferno
Ambulence Cage Match Stips: Self Explanatory; whatever kid... its going to be like this. There will be a steel cage. Surrounding that steel cage will be about 4 ambulence trucks with a stretcher. In order to win the match, you must beat your opponent senceless, strap him on the stretcher, and stick him/her inside the ambulence. Its kind of fucked up to celebrate Valentines Day like this. Backstory: N/A | |
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BUD's cameras open up the show with signs from fans all over the beach as they are raising them high up in the air. "SBSW is Real" "Valentine Schmalentine" and "Jade will you marry me?" We go to the commentator's table and for the first time in over a few years, two originators are back as well... Ernie Schivone and Ruthless Villain. Ernie: Welcome everyone to a special Totally Toasted Thursday, were your hosts for this evening, im Ernie Schivone and along side me on the color is... Ruthless Villain: Your daddy. Im Ruthless Villain, I go by Ari Gold, but tonight I go by the man that makes Valentines Day. Ernie: We have a great show for all of you tonight, but before we can even continue, there is one match that wont be shown. Unfortunately due to scheduling conflicts, White Trash wasn't able to make it here tonight, but we all know who is here. Syck! Ruthless Villain: And just because theres a masked something running around and beating on Tani, doesn't mean that White Trash is gonna take her eyes off of the prize. Ernie: We also have a "I want my Teddy Bear match" which means a teddy bear will be hanging up there and the only way to win it is by climbing a ladder and ripping it down. Ruthless Villain: But first, lets get on with the show. - Match 1 - Leaky Format vs Blaze Inferno Ambulence Cage Match "YES YES YA! YOUR DREAMS ARE NOW FULLFILL! GET OUT YOUR SEATS AND LETS GET ILL! LIVE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HE IS THA EPITOME OF GREATNESS, YOUR WRESTLING ICON, GIVE IT UP FOR THA LEAKY ONE....LEAKYFORMAT"
THE LIGHTS GOES DOWN AS THE MUSIC PLAYS...
FOR THEY IS THE KINGDOM, THE POWER, THE GLORY FOREVER....
THE KINGS THE RULER THE RULER RULES
LEAKYFORMAT COMES OUT AS THE CROWD BOOS AND CHANTS "LEAKY SUCKS"...He doess a spin and drops to his knees as more pyros erupts. As he walks to the ring with a cocky strut playing to the crowd. He enters the ring and does another muscle pose before the match starts....
Ernie: So I take it you heard your voice was being used for his entrance. Ruthless Villain: I would die before I do anything for him. Black rose petals fall as "Do you dare to enter my world" is said. Flames block the entrance as Blaze comes walking out. The fans are unable to see her as the bell rings. She lowers her hands and the flames create an opening. She walks through the opening with no show of fear whatsoever. As the rose petals fall "You Eclipsed by me" hits and Blaze walks down the ramp. She is introduced and makes her way down the ramp. She enters the ring by jumping on the apron. She does a pose in the ring and takes off her jacket, giving it to the ref. She then stretches and touches her toes without even bending her knees, warming up for her match. The fans go wild as Blaze Inferno smirks and then waits for her opponent as the music fades. Ruthless Villain: She has a nice rack. Ernie: Wait until you see the rest of the roster of girls... That's right folks, tonight only, men vs women in a Valentines Day celebration. This match is somewhat of a self explanatory match... its an ambulence cage match. Ruthless Villain: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Ernie: Oh poor Ari, it means that instead of a cage, you will be surrounded by ambulences and the only way to win is to put your opponent on a stretcher, and stick them inside the ambulence for the win. Ruthless Villain: See, that explains it much better, for a minute, I thought a cage was going to be used and everything. I was getting kind of excited just thinking about Blaze Inferno in a cage. Both wrestlers step in the middle of the ring while Vice Senior referee, Paul Lorrett tries to explain to Blaze the rules of the match who didn't seem to quite get it at first. Right after, she backs away, they lock-up and Leaky immidiately gets her in a headlock and takes her down. He gets up and allows Blaze to get up as well. They both lock-up and Blaze executes an arm drag take down. Ernie: And here Leaky was going to take it easy on the girl. Leaky kicks Blaze in the gut, throws her outside of the ring, and slams her head on the hood of one of the ambulence trucks. Already the crowd is on their feet wanting to get what they wanted to see. Ruthless Villain: Its a shame to watch that poor girl go to waste on a night like this. Blaze immidiately runs underneath the ring, takes out a thorned rose, and hits Leaky across the face with it. Ernie: OH MY GOD! Those roses were supposed to be for that Syck vs White Trash match but White Trash supposedly wasn't able to make it tonight! Blaze tries to hit Leaky again with the rose but he moves out of the way, pushes her on the side of the truck, and knocks her down. Leaky walks over to the back of the truck, opens the door, and takes out the stretcher. He walks over to Blaze and irish whips her into the door knocking her down yet again. Leaky smiles as he knows he is about to win this match. Ernie: All he has to do is just put her on the damn stretcher. Ruthless Villain: He's having fun, let the poor guy have fun. Leaky picks up Blaze by her hair, sticks her half way in the back of the truck, and turns around to pick up the stretcher. He is about to hit her with the stretcher on her back but she immidiately mule kicks him in the gut. Blaze pushes Leaky half way and closes the door hurting his midsection. Blaze smiles as she irish whips Leaky on to another ambulence truck's hood. She picks up the stretcher and slams it against Leaky's body. She picks him up and sets him on top of the stretcher strapping him on it. She wheels it towards the middle of the ring and begins to climb the top of the ambulence truck. Ernie: This isn't going to go too well right now. Ruthless Villain: Tell me about it, look at that height! She jumps for a frog splash but Leaky moves out of the way and she lands stomach first on the stretcher. She writhes in pain as Leaky laughs at what he has just caused Blaze to do. He picks her up over his shoulders, begins to climb the truck, and sets her on the roof. He kicks her in the gut but she grabs a hold of his foot, spins him around, and tries to go for an arm drag from the top of the roof of the truck towards the ring. Unfortunately Leaky blocks it, kicks her in the gut, and delivers the Fameasser on top of the truck. Ruthless Villain: Oh no! The Wet Down claims another victim. Leaky smiles as he gets down from the ambulence truck, grabs another stretcher from another truck, and sets it up. He carefully drags Blaze from the top of the truck on to the stretcher, and straps her in. He immidiately wheels her in the back and closes the door for the win... yet Leaky is still unsatisfied with this. Ernie: What is he doing now? Villain: Finishing the job! Leaky runs over to another ambulence truck, backs up, and rams straight at the ambulence truck that Blaze Inferno was just in. Ernie: OH MY GOD!!! CALL SECURITY!!! Villain: Security? Someone get some emts in here, she may be dead! Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT EMT's arrive and help out Blaze as Leaky walks away with the win and a grin on his face. Ernie: Up next, we have a treat for all of you... A teddy bear. Villain: A teddy bear will be 15 feet in the air, all you gotta do is grab it, and win the match. Also, there a special golden ticket prize inside the teddy bear which means that management will announce it on Monday. Ernie: But first, lets go backstage to see what Syck has planned. Camera fades backstage where Syck is seated in a comfy chair enjoying tonight's special Toasted episode. He looks up at the camera and smiles as he gets ready to announce something that will change history. Syck: As some of you may know by now, Toasted used to be a great show a few years back. But now, due to some wrestlers not being able to be booked, Toasted has become nothing but a special. Until now. Since the increase in the roster, I have taken it upon myself to put out a petition to bring back Toasted. Only for those that are interested in it ofcourse. Also, in ppv news... we are bringing a special kind of match for Ultimate War. Perhaps you may have heard of it... its called The Ultimate Warfare! A guerilla net in form of a hell in a cell cage will be lowered almost to the ground. Spread around the ring are weapons of mass destruction. In order to win this match, you must scale the top of the net, which will be covered in vegetation, and find the camoflouged hole that will lead to the outside and the victory. He smiles knowing that the crowd loves it. Syck: The only two people that have been in this kind of match... Rebecca Rancid and myself at Ultimate War 5. Trust me guys, it takes its toll on you... so be prepared for the biggest and most extreme fight of your life. There is one more surprise in store for Ultimate War, but im going to allow my wife to fill you in on that surprise this Monday Night on Hangover when we head to Las Vegas, Nevada. Syck smiles as the camera fades back to Ernie and Villain. Villain: Oh shit... Shades of Ultimate War 5. Ernie: It doesn't get anymore better than this. | |
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- Match 2 - Taiokaion vs Sydney Cope vs Johnny Valentine vs Midnight/Jade Jiles
I want my Teddy Bear match Stips: Same as a ladder match, only thing is that there is a stuffed Teddy Bear 15 feet in the air. The only way to get it is by grabbing a ladder and climbing it until you grab that teddy bear... all of it. Backstory: N/A Ernie: Well, it looks like the teddy bear is ready to get demolished. Villain: It looks like a freakin pinata. I wanna go over there and hit it with a stick. Heart of a Champion plays over the sound system and Taio walks out. He stands at the top of the ntrance and looks down on the ring. He begins to walk forwards slapping a few hands before standing in front of the apron. Taio jumps on the apron and frontflips over the ropes. He makes his way from turnbuckle to turnbuckle raising up one arm each time. As he's done rounding the ring, he stops dead center and waits as he looks up at the teddy bear. Villain: Go get your fuzzy wuzzy! The cameras space out around the arena, trying to make sure that they each get the best coverage to post on the internet, and sell the pictures for begging fans. As the upper cameras look slowly out around ringside, gazing at the many fans jumping up and down, screaming with excitement. Each of them chanting for their favourite superstars and pleasantly showing off their nicely decorated banners. The lights go mildly dim, and pink, and baby blue lights begin to flicker rapidly. The crowds of fans go quiet as they anticipate the arrival of the next superstar. Suddenly "Ecstasy" by ATB blares out through the PA system. The fans begin to scream with the utmost respect and excitement. Although there are many people out they’re going mental with boo's, showing how much Sydney is disliked. After a few moments pass the black gorilla curtains begin to shimmer as the delicious blonde makes her way through them. Sydney struts over to the centre of the stage in a rather sexy and quite naughty manner. The women look on with jealousy, as the guy’s jaws drop, with excitement. Sydney rolls her eyes as she places her hands on her hips before storming down the ramp with her athlete style body, and her glamour model boobs bobbing up and down as she comes down the lightened ramp. Fans outstretch their arms just to cop a feel, but Miss Cope just evades them, and eventually reaches the bottom of the ramp. After a couple of seconds pass. Sydney slowly makes her way up the steel steps and across the apron. She enters the ring via the bottom rope and makes her way over to the centre of the ring. The cheers get louder, yet even more boos can be heard from certain rowdy, and anxious fans. Sydney just sighs not giving a damn. She kisses her middle finger, and then places it on one of her tight ass cheeks before walking over to the turnbuckle, to relax whilst waiting for her opponent[s]. Villain: That was a long ass entrance for this chick, can we just get started already? Ernie: Relax, you just want to see those boobs fly out. Villain: Free, rather than pay for it. "What I've Done" blares over the p.a as the arena lights go dim. Smoke bursts all over the entrance, and standing right in the middle of the smoke is Johnny Valentine. The crowed starts booing but he ignore them like always, he stops when he gets to the ramp and throws up the rock n roll sign. the crowed continues to boo as he slides into the ring. When he gets into the ring, he climbs the nearest and once again throws up the rock n roll sign, but this time he does in front of his chest as he leans his back. He then hopes off the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent. Ernie: Not bad for a guy who's last name... Villain: No Ernie, dont... we know. Valentine's Day and Johnny Valentine. Im telling you, putting him in this match was corny... The lights dim, the crowd cheers as Witch Hunt by Kittie plays. Pyros go off as Midnight comes out on the stage. She slightly smirks as she rubs her hands together. She then throws her arms up in the air and then front flip down to the ring. She then stops, turns around and slides into the ring. She then spins around andis in a crouch position. She then looks up at her opponent as she smirks evilly at them. She then stands up and then motions for them to come forth as the bell rings. Villain: *cough rip off cough* Ernie: Oh come on, I always thought that Akasha paved the way for female vampires in a wrestling ring. Villain: *cough bullshit cough* The bell rings and already all four wrestlers are fighting against each other trying to one up the other. Sydney takes the upper hand by clotheslining Midnight to the outside of the ring. Meanwhile Taio and Johnny Valentine are going at it. Villain: Aren't they supposed to be beating the women? Sydney turns around and helps out by kicking Johnny Valentine out of the ring. It leads to Taio and Sydney Cope but unfortunately Midnight brings the ladder in from the outside and tosses it at both Sydney and Taio who fall down hard. Ernie: Are you even paying attention to the match? Villain: Have you seen all these beautiful Hawaiians out here? Hey there sexy. Ernie: You think this is boring too? Villain: I wish we had freakin DVR! We could fast forward through this. Ernie: How about we summarized what just happened. Johnny Valentine is dead on the outside of the ring bleeding from his forhead, which in turn attracks Midnight and doesn't know weather to go get the bear or go for the bite. Taio is getting man handled by Sydney with a chair to the head. She tries to pick him up by but he keeps moving away. Villain: I heard it was fake. Ernie: Ummm... you dont have any problem with that do you? Back to the summary... Midnight and Taio work against Sydney to take her out of the picture with a few right hands to the face and knock her outside of the ring. This leaves both Taio and Midnight facing off against each other with a ladder in the middle of the ring. She tries to go for a bite but he kicks her off and hits her over the head with a chair. Sydney is back in action and goes toe to toe with Taio but sneaking on the side is Midnight who manages to climb the ladder and instead of going for the bear, she jumps from the ladder and hits a top rope spinning heel kick on Sydney who ducks. Ernie: That could have been the Decapitator! Taio takes advantage of this, runs up the steps, and tries to grab the bear by grabbing the leg but Sydney flies up there and knocks him down. She gets on top of the ladder, jumps up, and gets a hold of the bear's waist. She pulls down on the bear and falls down hard on the mat and wins the match. Villain: THANK GOD! Ernie: Valentines Day is kind of slow tonight. Villain: Sydney Cope wins, but is her hair still real? Ernie: Does it even matter? Villain: It does to me... I told, I like real women with fake boobs. What's next? Ernie: Dead Do Us Part. Villain: I like women. | |
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Jade vs Zarek
Death Do Us Part Bout
Buried Alive Villain: Your kidding me right? A buried alive match on a night like this? The arena is filed with fans, chanting for their favorite superstar. The chanting continues when suddenly the lights go out. The audience is left in the dark when "Bite The Hand That Feeds" pours out of the speakers. The fan favorite Zarek Lyle appears at the top of the ramp, in his usual wrestling attire, with a warm welcome from the audience. He jumps up and down, pointing to the crowd, making them scream even more. He then runs down the ramp, and jumps up onto the aapron. He then proceeds to the left turnbuckle, climbs it, and points to the crowd once again before jumping inside of the ring. There, he waits for his opponent to make his way down to the ring. Ernie: These two co-existed for atleast the main event on Monday. I say they have some pent up frustration over how the match went. Villain: I guess you could say there is no use in burying the hatchet tonight. Ernie: Yea, someone is definitely going to die. Like always there was calm before the real storm, fans were so quiet like they were in graveyard not in the arena. But that was probably because they knew something was going to happen in the following few minutes. Suddenly the lights dimmed out and the air started getting colder, the darkness wrapped all of the stage for like a minute. Then a video wall started stirring and finally something appeared on it. Actually it was a commercial about Jade. Gorgeous new photo shoot was shown. After the video broke down the lights finally blazed the arena and Mono Inc.'s song “Pain Machine�?blasted the P.A system. The fans exploded, more of them were booing of course but some of them despite all the hatred were chanting Jade’s name. And suddenly a shadow appeared on the ramp. No, wait! Two shadows appeared on the ramp and fans suddenly had the mixed reaction, a wave of booing crossed the stage. Jade appeared like always beautiful and shinny, with smile upon her face dressed in mid-short jeans, nice belly-bottom top and trainning shoes. She made her way down the ring, before she enters it, she bowed her head a little, turned to the people front in the crowd, blew them a kiss and then winked. Jade slid under the ropes, doing the almost same entrance as Melina used to do back in WWE days. Jade looked around and slowly walked to the middle of the ring before turning with face to the entrance, waiting unpatiently for her opponent to come down. Ernie: There's the BUDvision champ, ready for action. Ari, quit taking pictures! Villain: Umm, its for my myspace. They both stare out into the entrance way and look at the mound of dirt as well as a tombstone that was set up for this match. They start the fight, both with a series of chain wrestling moves, Zarek goes for a release german suplex but Jade lands on her feet behind Zarek as she too goes for the German Suplex but Zarek overpower her with an elbow to the face. Zarek hits the flying drop kick and sends Jade to the outside. Ernie: How do you call a match when you know two of your favorite wrestlers are going to be buried alive? Villain: I sit here and pray that Jade doesn't get buried alive. Ernie: Looks like they're heading for the hills. Zarek grabs Jade by her hair but Jade kicks Zarek in the gut and hits a jawbreaker. Both wrestlers are on the ground. Jade crawls over to Zarek and begins to punch him repeatedly in the face. She picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam on the steel ramp. Jade drags Zarek over to the mound of dirt and slams him face first on the dirt. Ernie: She's trying to make him eat it! Villain: Eat your words bitch! Jade picks up Zarek, sets him up between her legs for a powerbomb, and as she goes to pick him up in the air, he gets out of it, and lands on his feet. He looks at Jade as he kicks her in the gut, and delivers a ddt on the dirt. Zarek slowly but surely gets up trying to wipe away the dirt from his face, he picks up Jade, and hits a T-Bone Suplex right on top of the hill. Villain: He's gonna bury her, I cant watch! Zarek picks up Jade, hooks her right leg up like he's about to do a fisherman suplex and it turns into an evenflow ddt. Ernie: OH MY GOD! Apolo's Call on the dirt! Zarek pushes Jade in the hole and stares down at her. Villain: YOU FREAKIN ASSHOLE! Ernie: The only way to win this match is by using the shovel and throwing all the dirt on her. Zarek looks around at the crowd as they are chanting his name, he backs up, raises his hands in the air, and jumps to hit a corkscrew legdrop on Jade who is already 6 feet under. Everyone is in shock at this display and start chanting and screaming as well. Villain: Can we get a freakin camera down there! Zarek might be dead also. Ernie: That right there was the Death of a Hero! And no pun intended, but this match may have gotten its just dues. Villain: They both look like they're dead! The cameras move in closer to the action and zoom in on Zarek in pain as he tries to get out of the hole. Jade's hand is moving so that means that she's still alive, but she can barely even stand as she is definitely hurt. Zarek makes it to the top, grabs the shovel, and starts throw in all that dirt. The bell is rung and the match is over as Zarek is smiling with the victory. Villain: Get that asshole out of there and get that hot girl out of the hole! Ernie: Zarek wins this match, what a great valentine's day special were having! | |
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Scott Addams and Tani Lyons
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Sparrow and Jade Jiles
Red Lobster Fight Fest Ernie: Up next is the main event, the red lobster fight fest... since there is no restaurant out here in Hawaii, we decided to leave all four wrestlers in Las Vegas, Nevada where our Monday show will be held. Villain: That's right, Red Lobster has decided to participate in this event and everything that breaks will be paid for as long as... well... Ernie: Red Lobster, anyone wanna go to Red Lobster tonight? Hey Ari, you hungry for some crab meat and tuna and lobsters? Villain: Why sure Ernie... where should I go? Ernie: Red Lobster, where right now you can get the unlimited shrimp bowl. Villain: Unlimited Shrimp Bowl at Red Lobster? That sounds GREAT! Ernie: Lets just take you to Vegas. Camera fades in at the Red Lobster restaurant where both Jade Jiles and Sparrow are celebrating their Valentine dinner as husband and wife. Sparrow locks into Jade's eyes as she does the same trying to get her foot to go up Sparrow's... Villain: Are we watching porn? Ernie: With Jade Jiles around, it could lead to anything. Villain: Sounds like a movie! Just as Jade Jiles is seducing her husband, a loud and obnoxious couple is sitting behind them. The camera pans over and its Scott Addams and Tani Lyons laughing very out loud at a joke that he's telling her. Scott: So the guy in the white suit says "Your guess is as good as mine. Were here to paint the walls." HA HA HA HA. They both laugh uncontrollably. Jade Jiles: Can you both keep it down over there? Were trying to enjoy a quiet dinner. Sparrow: Yea, and that joke sucks. I read it on Maxim magazine. Both Scott and Tani roll their eyes at them and continue to enjoy their dinner. Tani: DUDE! Did you fucken know that Britney got married? Scott: SHUT UP! Tani: YEA! For the THIRD time! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? They both sit there and laugh again as Jade and Sparrow turn to look over at them. Sparrow: Seriously, keep it down. Scott: Hey pal, why dont you mind your own business! Tani: YEA, go back to talking to THAT. Jade Jiles and Sparrow get up and look for the waitress. Tani: Yea, go back to wherever you found yourselves... can you believe these two? Just cause its Valentines Day and all. Jade Jiles: You know what bitch! Jade grabs a handful of mashed potatoes from her plate and throws it at Tani who in turn tries to wipe it off. Scott Addams gets up from his chair and look like he's about to hit Jade Jiles but Sparrow stands in front of her with a piece of T-bone steak in his hand. He eats up and talks with his mouth full spitting meat at Scott's face. Sparrow: As I stand here protecting my wife, I cant help but notice that you quickly got up just so you can appoligize to my wife. Scott wipes away his face and Tani rushes at both Jade Jiles and Sparrow and hits a spear on both them sending them to the tables. Everyone enjoying a romantic dinner scatter to make a circle and start placing their bets. Villain: Oh shit! Were in Vegas! Tani pushes Jade Jiles to a table, but Jade elbows Tani in the gut, and slams her face on one of the customer's plate filled with garlic shrimp. Tani wipes away her face again in disgust and yells out as she grabs the bottle of champagne and throws it Jade Jiles who ducks. Meanwhile Sparrow is hitting Scott Addams with the t-bone steak that he was eating. Scott Addams retaliates by grabbing a pair of crab legs and slapping Sparrow across the face with it. Scott Addams notices a piece of chocolate pie and throws it at Sparrow who ducks and hits the back of Jade Jile's head. She turns around in disgust as Sparrow does the same. She runs at Sparrow who ducks, Jade steps on Sparrow's back, jumps, and hits a clothesline on Scott Addams sending him to another which immidiately breaks. Jade stands up, walks over to her husband, and smiles. Tani who is covered in garlic juice runs to Jade Jiles with a plate of hot mozzarrella cheese sticks and shoves it down her dress. Jade Jiles: ITS HOT!!! YOU BITCH! Sparrow grabs Tani by her waist, picks her up, and slams her on the floor. He lifts her her back up, holds her in a headlock, and slams her face in a big bowl of salad. Sparrow grabs the big fork and mixes the salad in her hair. Villain: Sparrow is tossing the salad on Tani. Ernie: Dude... nevermind. Villain: What? Jade Jiles helps out Sparrow as they grab Tani and send her over to the front of the restaurant. They grab her face and decide now would be a great time to wash her hair out, so they throw her head inside the lobster tank. They take her out and Sparrow grabs a lobster from inside the tank. He's about to shove it on Tani but Scott makes the save with a bowl of maccarroni cheese and shoves it down Sparrow's pants. Sparrow: Squishy a bit. Scott picks him up and slams him on the ground hoping the macarroni will stick. Villain: Tossing her salad... Oh, that's funny. Ernie: A little late there dont you think? Villain: I was watching the match, its funny. Jade Jiles grabs a knife and cuts the tape off of the lobster's hands, she throws one at Scott Addams who catches it, but then again the lobster grabs a hold of Scott with its claw. Jade Jiles runs over to Scott Addams and delivers an evenflow ddt on him while the lobster is still clawing at Scott's arm. Sparrow gets up, grabs a hold of his wife, and leave the restaurant. Ernie: Looks like this is over with... Villain: That's a lot of damage. The manager of the restaurant look at both Scott Addams and Tani Lyons and immidiately hands them their check. Just as Tani is about to get up and leave, the door flies right open and slams Tani in the face. Scott Addams gets up as well and turns to look at the person that opened the door. "Ya'll are crazy for havin a match without invitin lil ol me." Villain: ITS WHITE TRASH! White Trash turns to look at Tani, bends down, laughs at Tani's face. White Trash who seems to look very elegant for this occassion, turns around to look at her date. White Trash: Do you mind goin to a different place, its kinda dirty in here. They both leave as Scott Addams is laughing at the entire event that took place. Scott Addams: Fuck this check... bill BUD later. Villain: THAT ASSHOLE! Ernie: Thanks for joining us folks, we'll see you on Monday Night Hangover. Villain: GO TO RED LOBSTER! | |
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Jake Frost vs Akasha
Red Jello Match The show comes back on with the ring crew setting up a baracade around a pool of jello. Jake Frost is standing there smiling with Akasha, both of them in not much but underwear. "This match is a Red Jello Match! The person to knock their opponent in and cover them in Jello is declared the winner! Standing in the ring now, Akasha Reid and Jake Frost!" The bell sounds and Jake and Akasha step into the jello. Both of them circle around for a minute, smiling the whole time. Jake picks up a handfull of jello and throws it at Akasha. She side steps it as a piece of jello flys and hits Ernie in the face. ES: Aw damnit! RV: HAHA! I guess you loose! Jake runs at Akasha, but she again sidesteps, Jake starts to slip, but catches himself on the railing. He pulls himself up, only to be climbed on by Akasha. She's trying to pull him into the jello, but to no avail. Jake stands up and Akasha's on his back. He smiles and acts like he's going to fall back, but Akasha jumps off and catches herself. Jake turns around and grabs Akasha in a scoop slam. But someone from the crowd has climbed the railing and is standing by the ring. ES: Who the hell is that? He's wearing a hoodie and sunglasses, but he looks kind of familiar! RV: Your guess is as good as mine Ernie! Jake turns around to taunt the crowd, but sees the hooded figure. Before he can do anything, the hooded figure jumps down with a huge double axe handle to Jake's head. Jake falls back, and the bell sounds. RV: Who's being delcared the winner? Akasha because Jake went in first, or Jake because he got attacked!? And who the hell is that hooded figure. The hooded figure takes off his hood and glasses, revealing a pair of brass knuckles on each fist, and is also revealed to be Zarek Lyle! He standing above Jake as Akasha is squirming, trying to wake Jake up. His head is obviouslly busted open, but amidst the jello, can't tell what's what. Zarek picks up Akasha by the hair and executes a perfect Apolo's Call, laying her out flat. He stands up as Scott Addams jumps the rail to join Zarek. Scott's holding a mic. Scott: Jakey, we beat you, get over it! You're not getting a shot at that BUDvision title! And you're not going to beat the New Gen! In fact, we'll prove it to you again! You and your little bloodsucker here, are going to face off against none other than Zarek Lyle and Scott Addams on Monday night! Good luck, chump! He drops the mic, and picks up Jake. He's very woozy, and bleeding from the forhead. Scott goes for Platinum Landing, but when Jake's head is in between Scott's legs, Jake stands up. The crowd is pumped! Jake executes "The Gods Must Be Crazy!" And the fans go nuts! Scott's laid out in a pool of Jello, and Zarek is looking on amazingly. Jake picks up the mic. Jake: I'll see you there bitch! He drops it, and kicks Zarek in the stomach, doubling him over, then executes a perfcet "Act of Vengeance!" With both men laid out, he walks over and picks up Akasha, and heads out of the arena. RV: THE NEW GEN VS THE GODS! AGAIN! MONDAY NIGHT!! THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE! ES: Expect no less from The Gods of BUD! Fade out | |
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