Lily is standing in the ring with a mic in hand.

"The Main Event for this evening is a non-title, handicap match. One fall, 3 counts."

The sounds of Stone Sour’s "Reborn" begins to blare throughout the arena. The music begins to blare and echo it’s tone throughout the arena. Well... it's not really music. More of, like, distorted sounds and such. The arena fades and become covered by a shadow of darkness with some regular white lights flickering around the big screen above the titan tron. The crowd pops all at once, cheering loudly as the music continues to play. About seventeen seconds into the music fireworks shoot up from the arena’s stage up to the ceiling over and over again until the song progressed about ten seconds, the explosions cause a large cloud of smoke to form around the entranceway. The lights throughout the arena look like the neon lights from a rock-show constantly flickering and shining to the beat of the music. Kevin steps through the cloud of smoke and stands in front of it glaring around at the crowd. And when he steps in sight of everyone the crowd just erupts!! To kill time for the song to progress to the point that he needed it to be, he runs across the stage to the end of the stage area and points out to the crowd giving them a taunt and it causes them to pop loudly! He runs back across the stage to the opposite side of the titan tron and points out to the crowd on THAT side and gives them a taunt causing them to pop loudly. He walks back to the center of the stand and takes a giant "sumo" stomp with his right leg and then he lowers his hand bouncing around for the moment until the song progresses into the chorus and Corey Taylor�?lyrics begin to scream "I AM EVERYTHING! I AM ANYTHING! I AM AUTOMATIC! I AM YESTERDAY! I AM EVERYDAY! I AM GONNA BE!" as these lyrics are heard Kevin stands on the stage banging his head to the beat until the chorus is over and the beat gets softer�?Usually around this time it ends with him lunging his head forward which causes his hair to flop in his face. He then tosses the hair in his face back and runs his fingers through it to make sure it’s all to the back.

"Making his way to the ring is St. Louis' own, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 6 foot 2 - Kevin SAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!"

He turns and looks toward the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp�?as he walks down the ramp where his able to, he reaches over and claps the fans�?hands of one side then goes to the other side and does the same thing. He moves to the center of the ramp and then stands there bouncing in place for a moment then rushes forward and dives underneath the bottom rope sliding on his side which makes it easy for him to hop up�?He immediately darts toward the closest corner and swiftly ascends the turnbuckles. He points out toward the crowd and gives a single bow. He hops down and runs toward the other side of the ring, opposite to the corner in which he was just at, and he jumps up onto the second rope, bowing his head for a moment then raising it banging his head to the beat of the music which makes his hair bounce around. He gives this side a single bow similar to the one he gave the other side earlier. He hopes down and preps doing wrist exercises and bouncing from foot to foot.

The arena goes completely dark as the fans await the coming of Rebecca Rancid. A pyro blasts right over the stage area as "Just don't give a fuck" by Eminem rips through the speakers. A shooting star hits the top of the titantron as red and orange lights start to flash throughout the arena. White smoke completely fills the stage, ring and ramp area making the scene look like heaven.

"From Stuttgart, Germany, making her way to the ring, the beautiful but deadly - Rebecca Ranciiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!"

Through the fog, the silhouette of a luscious female is made visible. After it clears out the audience can get a glimpse of the lovely Rebecca Rancid who continues to walk towards the ramp. She stops at the ramp area where fans boo her causing her to smirk. Heading towards the ring, she slides in through the bottom rope and now stands in the center as pyros explode on each of the ring posts. The music dies down as she stands eyeing Kevin Sane. The distrust is practically eminates from her eyes.

The lights in the arena shut off putting the arena in complete darkness. The words of Shinedown are heard...

The more the light shines through me, I pretend to close my eyes...

The more the dark consumes me, I pretend that I'm burning...

Burning Bright...

A large spotlight shines down onto the ramp as a slab of concrete is seen and on it are two figures. Drew is lying on his back and Zoey is straddling him leaning over resting her head on his chest. The public address sound system starts up again playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown as Zoey sits up, her hair falling down around her face as they never break their stare. Their hands clenched togehter, she stands slowly and seductively. They release one set of hands and he helps her step over to stand on his left side. They release the other. He jumps to his feet, stares out at the crowd, his championship belt shines with the lights as if "burning bright". He then turns to stand with Zoey as he takes her hand in his. They both climb down off of the concrete pedestal indicating a resurrection. They begin walking down the ramp as the fans begin a huge, arena deafening ''SEX! SEX! SEX!" chant, the ring announcer can barely be heard.

''Making his way to the ring from Seymour, MO. at a height of six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds... ''THE RESURRECTED HERO AND THE BUD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION'' DREW STTEEEVVEENSOOOONNNN."

The cheers become deafening.

"Also joining him, his Manager and tonight Special Guest Referee...from San Francisco, CA - the beautiful, the gorgeous, the talented and the SEEEEEEEXY - ZOEY ROSE!!

The Power Couple reach the ring and quickly slide under the bottom rope at the same time, the same way. They both snap to their feet moving to the side farthest from the ramp opposite Rebecca and Kevin.

Drew removes the belt and hands it to Zoey who hands it to someone else standing outside. Zoey walks over and says something to Kevin and Rebecca. After a few moments, Kevin steps out of the match, leaving Rebecca in the right to go head up with Drew first.

Oliva> Wow! This is going to be one helluva a match up. We got Kevin and Rebecca joining forces going up against our Champ.

Kevin> No kidding...this is one for the books. They are all coming off matches but Drew has been through a vicious ordeal.

Ronnie laughs,

R> No kidding, with dying and all.

K> Give me a break...hold on here we go! Rebecca is starting us off for the team of Rancid and Sane. She is looking hot as hell!

R> Calm it down perv-boy! Rebecca and Drew lock up and he pushes her away practically sending her through the ropes. She just bounces off and goes right for a kick to the gut. Drew doubles down, Rebecca connects with w kick to the temple. She's coming around but Drew catches her mid move and flings her into the ropes. OH!!! DAMN!! CLOTHESLINE!

K> SHE DID A FLIP! And Drew goes for the pin.

R> Zoey starts the count! Wah....SHE KICKS OUT!

K> Rebecca Rancid kicks out after that vicious clothesline. What's this? Drew is letting her get to her feet?

R> Whatever...they lock up but this time she is giving him something he can feel! WHOA!

K> She's showing she's not just T-n-A! Is she growling? She is digging deep for strength against Drew and he looks like he's about to break her. OH FUCK She rolled under him, sending flying. She used his own strength against him!

R> Thata girl! Show him who's boss!!

K> She's up! She's grabbing his arm, and twists it...wow, that arm took a beating during his last match. Can he take the pain?

R> Interesting enough, I didn't think Zoey would know what to do as a ref but she's really making the calls right tonight. She's calling this match right down the middle.

K> I spoke to her not too long ago and she's the type of person who can seperate business from personal and...UT-OH! Kevin just blind tagged Rebecca and Zoey is calling him in.

R> Rebecca isn't having it. She's getting in Zoey's face.

K> Damn and Zoey isn't backing down. Hmmm...kind of a turn on.

R> Wind turns you on Kevin...call the damn match!

K> Bitch! Anyway...while Rebecca is arguing with Zoey, Kevin is continuing with the match. He flings Drew into the ropes and connects with a flying knee to the face. Drew is down!

R> Rebecca just pushed Zoey and Zoey pushed back. SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN THESE TWO GIRLS!!!

K> Where's the jello?

Olivia hits Kevin on the arm.

R> Zoey just warned Rebecca to get out of the ring or she's going to disqualify their team. Ballsy of her.

K> She apparently doesn't know Rebecca at all.

R> But she did it!

K> Only cause she doesn't want to lose. She wants to ruin the streak!

R> Kevin has Drew on his feet. He setting him up for the Sane-ctimony but Drew counters with the STF!!

R> What's Rebecca doing in the ring!? She's trying to get Drew up but he grabs her and BAM! DDT! Rebecca is out!

K> No she's not! She's getting up!

R> OH SHIT! Kevin connects with a forearm to the face just as Drew turns around.

K> Drew comes back with a slap to the chest!

R> Oh that gotta hurt!

K> Rebecca is on the ropes and she dropkicks Drew to the back of the head! WOW! She got altitude on that one!

R> Wait! Whas she doing?

K> She's staring down Kevin as he goes for the pin.

R> Just like a guy! Trying to take the credit of a woman's efforts!

K> She's not having it!

R> Rebecca grabs Kevin and flings him right into the ropes and meets him with a dropkick..which OW!! Right through the ropes!!!

Rebecca turns around and sees Zoey standing there waiting to see what Rebecca is going to do. Rebecca drops an eblow on Drew's throat and goes for the pin, pinning his shoulders down with her knees. Zoey does a clean count but Drew kicks out.

K> Zoey is in trouble!

R> Seems Rebecca thinks that Zoey wasn't counting fast enough.

Rebecca begins to yell at Zoey clapping her hands counting to three, telling Zoey how fast the count should have been. Zoey is yelling back that she called the count right.

R> Oh hell no!! Rebecca has Zoey by the hair...and....she's setting up for the.....OH FUCK! THE RANCID EFFECT!!

K> Rebecca has laid out ZOEY!!

Drew is stirring in the middle of the ring. He rolls over onto his stomach and sees Zoey laid out. And it seems like Rebecca isn't finsihed with Zoey. Because just as she's about to grab her again, Kevin pulls her out of the ring and carries her off through the crowd, leaving her in the ring with Drew. Drew gets to his feet and goes for a tackle but Rebecca ducks. He turns into the ropes and bounces off. She's runs at him and kicks him right in the knee. She buckles and falls to his knees, she lingers behind him ready to pounce. He slowly gets to her feet and she deliver the Parental Fucking Advisory!

K> THE P - F - A! She's got him now.

R> Here comes Paul Lorrett. He's our Vice Senior Ref.

K/R> One!.....Two!....Three!

Lily> The winners of the match is the team of Rebecca Rancid and Kevin Sane!!!

Paul Lorrett raises Rebecca's hand in the air. She walks over to one of the ringhands and demands that he give her the Heavyweight belt. He does. She heads over to the ropes, stepping up onto the bottom rope she thrusts the belt into the air and holds it high. Drew is getting to his feet staring her down, he looks around for Zoey but she's not there. He walks up behind Rebecca just as she steps down from the ropes and almost walks right into his chest.

R> What is he saying to her?

K> I haven't read lips since I can remember but I think he said Zoey.

Drew picks her up busts his Final Conflict on her. He grabs his belt and holds it in one hand, while looking down on her motionless body which lies in the ring. After a moment, he looks around and doesn't see Zoey at ringside so he quickly exit's the ring running or should I say, limping up the ramp to go check on her as the show begins to fade...