The BUDvision flickers and it shows people being confused as to what just happened in the opening dark match that we just had. The camera pans all over the arena to signs that read "I have MBD" "Kevin is Insane" and finally "Rebecca will fucken kill you." The camera zooms in on Kevin Pierce who is still in awe as to what he just saw and Ronnie Tricks who is rolling her eyes over what Kevin is doing.
Kevin - My god! Welcome everybody to another episode of Monday Night Hangover, we are your hosts, Im Kevin Pierce and this is my partner Ronnie Tricks.
Ronnie - How would you like it if I commentated topless?
Kevin - Do you really want me to answer that?
Ronnie - NO KEVIN!
Kevin - For those that dont even know or begin to fathom. We just had the most fun. Well, when I say we, I actually mean myself only. I was calling a match with two girls topless. Its such a shame that it was a dark match and that it wasn't going to be seen on the tv screen.
Ronnie - Do you hear that?
Kevin - What was that? Oh really? Good news everyone. Tonight's Dark Match will be seen exclusively on BUD.com. So all you nerds out there go and freeze your computer screens right about now because what I just saw... man it was wild. Lets just say The Crimson Syndicate will never have to worry about not ever working here again. Am I right or am I right Ronnie?
Ronnie - I hate you pig! What if that was the Scientology team and they wanted to come out and rock out with their cocks out and wrestle with just nothing underneath? You wouldn't enjoy it!
Kevin - Actually Ronnie, im pretty sure some people would. We have a wide variety of audiences out there and now that we have Martie in BUD, there are gay people that would want to see that and there are people that would want me to do my job as a commentator and call the match even if his Johnson is swinging the bat from side to side. As a commentator I cant be biased to just one sex.
Ronnie - You're still a pig.
Kevin - Well people on tonight's show we have two great main events. Aside from getting a good look at some boobs just now. We have Gemini Avery going up against Gypsy who just came back from a long hiatus.
Ronnie - I heard she slept with half the roster.
Kevin - Sign me up Ron, sign me up.
Ronnie - Also on the card we have Misery putting his Chambers of War ticket on the line against Jay Styles. And it seems that management is by far mad that Misery hasn't showed up in a few weeks, so they are going to crack down on Misery's opportunity for a title shot at any given time. He still hasn't cashed it in yet.
Kevin - That's because he wants to be able to feel them out first.
Ronnie - And finally the double main event... The first, a hardcore handicap match.
Kevin - And not the ones that you just saw with The Boob Syndicates. This is personal. Candy & Tia form a team known as the Bitches with Attitude. They came out a few nights ago and disrespected the entire female roster. Well, our bytch champion took offense to that and decided to step it up a notch by asking for a handicap match. So tonight is White Trash against the world of weapons.
Ronnie - And finally in the main event tonight, Drew Stevenson and Zoey Rose will be joining us on the broadcast team as special guest for Kevin Sane and Rebecca Rancid's match. The winner of this match will go on to Vendetta to face Drew Stevenson for the Heavyweight Championship. We have this and we have more tonight on Monday Night Hangover!
- Match 1 -
Gemini Avery vs Gypsy
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory: Gypsy has returned and what a shock, the first night back, she had sex with Kevin Sane.
Gemini once again came out very strong at the beginning showing signs that she's really improving but Gypsy hit a nice X-Factor sending Gemini face first into the canvas then went up top hitting a Moonsault picking up the win.
Winner: Gypsy
- Match 2 -
Akmed vs Tony Rich vs Martie
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Akmed and Martie went at it from the get go. This match went close to seven minutes and Martie had a few near pinfall's but Akmed used his size advantage and ended up locking in Rich with the Sweet Dreams where he tapped out in mere seconds.
Winner: Akmed
- Match 3 -
James vs Leaky Format
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
This match turned out very well as James showed that he was in tip top shape by really dominating Leaky, however, momentum shifted when Leaky hit a dirty low blow when the referee wasn't looking and then followed it up with The Wet Down picking up a very shocking and hard fought victory.
Winner: Leaky
- Match 4 -
Misery vs Jay Styles
Stips: Non-Title Bout
This match turned out to be fantastic. Both men gave it their all and there were several close falls by both men but everything changed when Misery gathered himself after fifteen minutes of battling Jay and he hit the Fatal Downfall picking up a very close and hard fought win.
Winner: Misery
- Match 5 -
Candy & Tia
(Bad Ass Bitches)
vs
White Trash
Stips: Non-Title Hardcore Handicap Bout
Ronnie - Now time for our first double main event.
Kevin - Hardcore and handicapped. Not bad for a paraplegic porn video.
Ronnie - You are just disgusting Kev.
The sound of "Bad Girl" by Danity Kane hits over the PA system as The ladies of Bitches With Attitude come out and stand at the top of the ramp. Candy and Tia walk down the ramp focused and get into the ring.
Lily: In the ring at this time... they are the Bitches with Attitude! Tia & Candy!
The crowd is mixed with cheers and boos as this is their first match in BUD and they are going up against the top bitch. The lights in the arena dim and immidiately "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" is heard all throughout the arena. The fans from Germany sing along as White Trash walks out with her Bytch Championship belt and makes her way towards the ring.
Lily: And their opponent... she is the current BUD Bytch Champion. WHITE TRASH!
White Trash steps into the ring and raises her bytch title in the air. She turns to look at her opponents and waits for the bell to ring.
Kevin - Its either put up or shut up!
Great outcome from both girls. Rather close in the pinning department as it looked for a few times that White Trash was going for the pin on either Candy or Tia but the partner wouldn't allow it. And when Tia or Candy pinned White Trash, she kicked out right on time. Great array of arsenal moves from all three girls. Weapons were used but no blood was seen in the distant as they all tried their hardest to keep the other girl down. The ending saw White Trash taking out Candy and knocking her out of the ring while still in the ring with Tia. White Trash scooped up Tia for the Alabama Slam and as she tried to go for the pin, Candy could have stepped in to interfere with the count but Tani Lyons showed up at the last minute to make the save by slamming Candy on the back of her head with a chair shot. White Trash scored the pin on Tia and she was too shocked as she gets her hand raised in the air. But as White Trash is raising her hand in the air for the victory and holding her Bytch title, she gets turned around by Tani Lyons who stands toe to toe with her.
Kevin - Tani Lyons is back ladies and gents!
Ronnie - And it looked like she just helped out White Trash but can White Trash trust her?
Kevin - Can White Trash really trust anyone at this point?
Ronnie - She's the bytch champion. Even Tani told her once that she should be worried and watch her back. That belt can make you paranoid if anything.
Kevin - But what are Tani Lyon's intentions?
Ronnie - We'll just have to wait and see.
Tani Lyons and White Trash both look at each other and back away. Tani going to the back and White Trash going towards the fans to shake their hands.
- Main Event -
Rebecca Rancid vs Kevin Sane
Stips: Number 1 Contendor for the Heavyweight Championship
Backstory: Both Drew Stevenson and Zoey Rose will be at ringside as special guest commentators.
Match of the year candidate for sure. Rebecca and Kevin battled back and forth, Rebecca ended up slamming Kevin head first into the steel steps busting him wide open. She then proceeded to beat him down really showing everybody that she wanted this number one contendership. After nearly fourty-five minutes of action, both individuals were exhausted, beaten and battered and Rebecca went for a huge Parental Fucking Advisory but Kevin shoved her off and as she turned around...
WHACK!
Kevin hit an out of nowhere Sane-itary then falling on top of Rebecca just barely picking up the win after this very brutal and bloody contest. Just then, Drew entered the ring and shook Kevin's hand as the show faded out with both men face to face, the BUD Heavyweight Championship the center of attention.
Winner: Kevin Sane
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