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The BUDvision flickers and the camera pans all over the arena to signs that read "Drew Stevenson = Future BUD Legend" "White Trash is our role model" "Kevin Sane 4 President" and finally "Bring back The Originators." The camera zooms in on Kevin Pierce and Ronnie Tricks who are just about to introduce Hangover to the masses.

Kevin - Welcome everyone to another episode of Monday Night Hangover. We have two new champions and I was there! Im Kevin Pierce and this is my partner Ronnie Tricks.

Ronnie - I know I have a manly name but if you were to tell someone else that didn't know me, they probably would assume your gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just a heads up for next time.

Kevin - Like I was saying, we have a new Heavyweight Champion with just a few days short of the longest reigning Heavyweight Champion, Kevin Sane managed to break Drew's undefeated record. So that means that Kevin Sane is the new Heavyweight Champ and Drew is the new Franchise Champion.

Ronnie - Also on that night White Trash managed to hold on to her bytch title for just one more day. As we now head on to Rage and Retribution, the question now is who will step up to face White Trash?

Kevin - It was a great night for Vendetta and for BUD fans, we had a few dark matches that night but the one that surprised us all was the return of Novacaine in a dark match!

Ronnie - But heres what takes the cake. Tonight, we are going to have ourselves a tag team tournament to declare the vacant tag team belts. Our commissioner Max Karas went ahead and vacated the belts from White Trash who was defending them on her own. So he might as well did her a favor. So here's the twist with this tournament. The names are drawn at random, so you dont know who your tag team partner is until a few nights ago when everyone was called to be informed of the situation.

Kevin - You ready for the M. Night Shymalan twist? If you happen to lose your match, you and your partner will face off at either the ppv or the following Monday Night Hangover. So tonight, we have a very important night as we take a closer look at who is going to advance into this tournament and who is going to go to the ppv as a sore loser.

Ronnie - The first match of the night is the team of Mickayla Miller and Tani Lyons taking on the team of Kryptt and BUD's. very. own.... no WAY! Syck?

Kevin - That's right! Over the weekend on BUD.com, Syck announced that the rules have stated in order to be in MOD, you have to be active from now til August. So Syck put his name up in this match as well and made it known that not only is he going after the MOD title, but he's going after the tag team belts as well.

- Match 1 -

Mickayla Miller & Tani Lyons
vs

Syck & Kryptt

Stips: Regular Bout

Winners: Syck and Kryptt

- Match 2 -

Pyretta Blaze & Gemini Avery
vs

Jaret Black & Martie
Stips: Regular Bout

During the Match: Pyretta Blaze and Gemini Avery was the only team that got along throughout the entire night. Both knew what to do in this environment and both were able to defeat the team of Jaret Black and Martie. After the match, Martie was brutally attacked by the newest addition to BUD, El Lunatico and his manager Armando Alejandro Estrada.

- Match 3 -

Gypsy & Misery
vs
Logan Law & Rot

Stips: Regular Match

Winners: Gypsy & Misery

Kevin - What a great match that was. Both Gypsy and Misery looked like they were barely getting along in this match and it comes just a few days after the ppv where Misery had his hands full with Jake Frost in one of the best high flying matches that I ever had to call.

Ronnie - I was watching at home, but I didn't know Gypsy was there!

Kevin - Gypsy was in a dark match against Mickayla Miller and what a great match that was. Its a shame that it was in a dark match and not on the regular ppv show. Up next we have Karime Atora and Leaky facing against Drew Stevenson and Jake Frost.

Ronnie - The Franchise Champ.

Camera fades in backstage to check up on Max Karas who is enjoying his handy work. Foxy Roxy who was doing some paper work looks up at the tv screen and realizes what was just said. She gets up from her desk and looks around for some paper work that was filled for tag team contendorships. She picks it up and becomes annoyed.

Roxy: Max.

Max: Yes?

Roxy: Why is Drew in this match?

Max: Because... I put his name down.

Roxy: But he's already the number 1 contendor with Akasha.

Max: Oh, yea. About that. Akasha hasn't been pulling her weight so I had to cancel that contendorship. And I was trying to come up with a new idea for a tag match and this came up and well. You get the picture right?

Roxy: I dont care! You shouldn't have done that. Drew Stevenson could have taken care of it by himself. He's a big boy, he can do it.

Max: Oh. So what would you like me to do about it?

Roxy: Forget it! I'll handle it myself!

She walks out of the office and slams the door behind her as Max is looking on concerned.

- Match 4 -

Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost
vs

Karime Atora & Leaky

Stips: Regular Bout

The show comes back from commercial, and Jake Frost and Drew Stevenson are in the ring, aswell is Leaky and Karime. Lily is announcing the match rules and calls for the bell. Jake and Leaky are set to go at it first. The newest member of the BUD locker room has joined Ronnie and Kevin at the announce table.

Ronnie: Welcome back ladies and gents! We're set for some more great Tag Team action as Jake and Drew take on Leaky and Karime! And joining us here tonight is the second biggest man to grace BUD in quite a while, Captain Anarchy!

Kevin: How you liking BUD so far Cap?

Cap: It's been pretty good thus far! I'm stoked to see how some of these tag matches go off!

Kevin: Well then lets watch this one, because Leaky and Jake are in collar and elbow tie up right now!

Jake and Leaky are infact struggling for dominance, and it's the current BUDvision Champion who gets the upper hand here, he gets Frost in a headlock and drags him over to his corner as Karime makes a tag. Both of them grab Jake and send him into the ropes, and as Jake rebounds off, they both duck down for a double back body drop, but Jake uses the opportunity to just run between them, he rebounds off the opposite ropes as Leaky and Karime stand up and turn around.

Cap: This is going to hurt.

Jake bounds off the ground, and hits both of his opponents with a huge flying clothesline. Both of them go down to the mat. Leaky rolls out to the floor as Jake goes and tags Drew in. Drew charges at Karime, who side steps Drew, sending him into the ropes. As he bounces back, Karime tries to leapfrog him, but the former Heavyweight Champ catches her in mid jump, and executes a HUGE spinebuster sending her down to the mat hard! He drags he over to his corner, where he tags in Frost.

Kevin: These two seem to be working on a level we haven't seen yet!

Cap: Well Kevin, don't forget, both Drew and Frosty are multiple time Tag Team Champs, and not just in BUD. Jake was the ECW Tag Champs with his brother for a long time!

Ronnie: How do you know so much about Frost?

Cap: I know alot about alot of people Ronnie, like the fact that you masturbate more than any other woman on the planet!

Kevin: Tell us something we don't know!?

Cap: She's thinking about you when she does it Kev! OH! HUGE SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP FROM FROST! This guy's shakin tonight!

Frost stands up and picks Karime up, and executes a perfect Frost Bomb. The ref goes for the count, 1...2... and Leaky pulls the ref out of the ring. He's out on the floor, and Leaky has a chair in hand. Cap stands up and takes off the headgear and races over to where he's at. Drew has seen it as well, and now they're both going after him. Leaky manages to get a hit on The Cap, but then Drew delivers a sick kick to the gut, and executes a huge DDT onto the chair on the outside! The fans are in an uproar, but Karime has gotten back up, and Frost is paying attention to what's going on outside. She sneaks up behind him, and locks on a perfect Cobra Clutch. Frost is wrything in pain. Drew is still focusing on getting the ref up, and doesn't see what's happening... but The Cap does. He grabs the chair and slides in the ring. Karime lets Frost go and slides out herself. The Cap smiles, and heads back out. He holds onto the chair at the announce table.

Cap: That'll teach them!

Kevin: Ya know, since you haven't even been in a match yet Cap, Management might get kind of upset!

Ronnie: They have a tendancy to do that!

Cap: This is going to be a fair fight, if I have to make it one!

Ronnie: That made no sense Cap!

Meanwhile, back in the ring, Karime and Frost are in a tight tie up, while Leaky and Drew have made it back up to the apron, and the ref is back in the ring at last. Frost throws Karime off, and she charges at him and nails a perfect single arm ddt. She stands back up and tags Leaky in. Leaky picks Frost up and sets him up for the Wet Down. With Frost bent over, Leaky jumps up and places his leg on the back of Frost's head. But... Frost stands up, and holds onto Leaky's leg, Drew has climbed to the top rope, and Karime is charging into the ring. Frost has a perfect Single Leg Torture Crab locked in on Leaky, who is screaming in pain.

Cap: Big hit!

Drew leaps off the top rope, nailing Karime with a giant sized Diving "Greatness". Leaky is tapping, and Karime is out! The bell is sounded!

Ronnie: Frost and Drew move on to the next round! That was a high spot, killer match! Wait what's this, Frost has a mic!

Frost: I told you Leaky! You won't beat me! And soon... very soon... that belt that you covet... it will be mine! And not a damned soul in BUD will take it from me! I'll see you in Hell Leaky!

Cap: That's my boy! Confident, talented, AND A WINNER!

The Cap loses the headgear and shakes hands with Ronnie and Kevin as he gets in the ring and celebrates with Drew and Jake. Their celebration is cut short when Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" hits the speakers and... Roxy is standing on the stage while Frost, Cap Anarchy, and Drew are still celebrating.

Ronnie - Is that the boss coming out?

Kevin - HOLY CRAP! The boss is coming, quick, hide the stuff!

Ronnie - Shut up!

Roxy waits for the crowd to quiet down as she raises the mic to her lips.

"Excuse me!! Sorry to ruin the party but I have a special announcement!!"

The crowd quiets down as they anticipate what the boss bitch has to say.

"Drew...Jake. It was brought to my attention that when the tourney was being booked, there was a mistake made. Seems Drew already has a number one contendership for the tag titles with another partner and that partner came to me, telling me that she's ready to go for those belts."

Kevin - Another partner? But...

Ronnie - She hasn't even been seen for months and now she's ready to go?

Kevin - Wait a minute.

"X Amount of Words" by Blue October hits the speakers as Akasha steps out onto the stage with Roxy. They both look at each other, Roxy winks at Akasha and Akasha winks back at Roxy as she stands there looking at the ring at her partner and her ex-boyfriend.

Kevin - ITS AKASHA!

Ronnie - Did you forget Drew and Akasha were the number 1 contendors?

"Akasha and Drew are currently contenders for the Tag Titles and they will face the winners for the tournament."

Jake is looking confused while Drew is just leaning up the rope not knowing what the fuck is going on. Roxy turns her attention to Jake who is pacing back and forth wondering what the hell is going on as well.

"Jake...you will not be removed from the tournament, you will be given a new partner. Logan Law will be your new parnter."

Kevin - WHAT? Logan Law?

Ronnie - Yea, he debuted at Vendetta against Novacaine... but he was supposed to be in that tag match with Rot but he left Rot there in the middle of the ring to fend for himself against Gypsy and Misery!

Kevin - Then Logan Law and Jake Frost still continue in this tournament!

Roxy and Akasha both walk towards the back leaving Drew, Jake, and Captain Anarchy confused in the middle of the ring.

- Match 5 -

White Trash & Taio
vs

Jay Styles & Rosie Razorblade

During the match: Both White Trash and Taio were pretty much unsure of each other of being a tag team as well as Jay Styles and Rosie Razorblade since he arrived late for couple therapy. Both teams showed a good deal of moves against each other but it was Jay Styles and Rosie Razorblade that got the victory over White Trash and Taio who turned out at the very end to be a good team but now they have to face each other at the next hangover.

- Main Event -

Britney Aries & Kevin Sane
vs

Ravyn Crow & Akmed
Stips:

Winner: Britney Aries & Kevin Sane dominated the entire match

Kevin - That's all we got for you tonight, we will see you next week on Hangover.

Ronnie - Happy Memorial Day everybody!

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