The camera fades in backstage where Max Karas has just arrived at the Acer Arena in Sydney, Australia. He walks right in to his office and there is a group of girls arguing about their make-up and wanting to get in the ring and who is Mr. Karas going to help first. He walks right out and pinches himself as he stares into the camera.
Max: Did I go to heaven or something?
He smiles as he walks in to his office and quiets all the girls down.
Max: Im Mr. Karas, the commissioner here in BUD, how can I help you?
They all stop to stare and they all begin to talk at the same time.
Max: Okay! That's not going to work out... Let me try... you, what's your name?
The blonde looks up.
Blonde: My name is Colbie Stevens.
Max: Okay, and what is it that you want?
Colbie: I want to be in a match tonight.
Another blonde decked in leather and dark glasses speak up.
Blonde #2: And so do I and the rest of us.
Once again they all start to argue amongst each other. Max decides to walk out of his office and stands right in front of the door so nobody can come out. He opens his eyes and stares at what looks like a grunge wrestler with jean shorts with a gothic T-shirt.
Max: You must be Kennie Famous right?
Kennie - Yeah!
Max: Were you coming to see me about a match tonight?
Kennie - Yeah.
Max: Sorry, im all booked.
Another guy shows up and bumps right into Kennie pushing him out of the way.
Max: Yes?
Rude Guy: The name is Andrew Bradford, any idea if I will be bloody placed in a match tonight?
Max: Look guys, I hate to say this, but im all booked tonight. Why dont you guys sign up for next Monday, maybe you guys will get a chance.
Andrew Bradford: What in the bloody heck are you talking about?
Kennie Famous: I hate your accent. You want me to beat this fool down?
Andrew Bradford: Who are you?
Kennie Famous: Im the man who is going to beat you down if you dont stop looking at me like that!
Max: GUYS! Save it for the ring.
Max opens the door up and walks right back into his office forgetting about the girls being there.
Ciara Cage: Am I gonna beat up on bitches or boys tonight? What is it?
Trish Dominique: I cant wait to get my hands on the bytch champion!
Max once again walks out and White Trash is standing right there in front of him.
White Trash: What in the heck is wrong with you boy?
Max: New Talent! They want a match tonight... thing is, were booked.
White Trash: So give them something for next week.
Max: I am, but here's the thing... then ill be booked again and someone else will want a match.
White Trash: Dang. See, at a time like this, you might want to bring back Thursday's show.
Max: Maybe... I'll have to talk about it with management.
White Trash: Did you happen to talk to them about the all female ppv I brought up?
Max looks at White Trash and smiles.
Max: I just realized what I could do with these girls in there.
White Trash: What is it?
Max: I will tell you as well as everyone else later... right now. Im off.
Max walks away leaving his office behind to the girls that are inside. The camera fades to white and it goes directly to Kevin Sane and Ronnie Tricks who are wondering what the hell just happened. The camera pans over to the crowd who are holding signs that read: "I'll be Jake's partner." "Do me next Gypsy!" and "Someone take out the Trash."
Kevin - Welcome everyone to another exciting but weird Monday Night Hangover. Today is Monday, June second and we are coming to you live from the Arcer Arena in the land of down under. We are your hosts as always, im Kevin Pierce and this is Ronnie Tricks.
Ronnie - Did you know that when you flush the toilet the water goes counter clock wise?
Kevin - Yes, its been a wierd week, but this is BUD, it gets wierder and wierder. Now for those that tuned in last week, at the end of the Drew Stevenson and Jake Frost tag team match, our boss lady Foxy Roxy came out to announce that Drew would no longer be participating in the lethal lottery tag team tournament due to him and Akasha being the number 1 contendors. It was also revealed that Logan Law would be Jake's new partner. However, cards do read they are subject to change. Due to a minor mishap, Akasha has been on LOA for about a few months now leaving people to speculate if she even deserved the title shot. Dont get us wrong, she's a good wrestler, but... if your not going to be active, neither is your title shot. So tonight, Jake will team up with Drew Stevenson and they will face Kryptt and Syck to determine who will advance in the tournament.
Ronnie - Also on tonight's show, we have Leaky Format and Karime Atora, two of the wrestlers that teamed up last week and lost. Now due to the stipulation when the card was posted, they are to face tonight.
Kevin - Also on the show we have two other lottery style tag team matches as well as the main event where White Trash has been given referee duties for the night.
Ronnie - But first... we have Logan Law taking on Martie and El Lunatico in a triple threat match. For those that missed it last week, El Lunatico attacked Martie after his match, thus creating this match to take place. And since Logan Law was on the receiving end of the controversy surrounding the tag team tournament, he is set for action against these two and that match begins up next!
- Match 1 -
Leaky Format vs Karime Atora
Stips: Regular Bout
Winner: Leaky Format
During the match: Karime was very impressive throughout the entire match, however Leaky was able to get the upper hand back to get the win. After the match was over, El Lunatico came in to try to attack Karime while Leaky was holding on to her. But Martie and Captain Anarchy ran in for the save while Leaky, El Lunatico, and Armando Alejandro Estrada both backed away. Karime may not look like she needed help, but Martie and the Captain decided to make the save.
Kevin - The Captain and Martie making their prescence known.
Ronnie - Karime is a strong girl, but even she cant get through both of these idiots.
- Match 2 -
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Winner: Wesley Ray
During the match: What a shocking upset. So much was expected out of Zeke Arrio when he debuted with that promo towards Roxy, that he was expected to do something big in this match. Instead, the hot comodity from New Japan, Wesley Ray, scores the upset win by hitting an over exaggerated Rock Bottom he calls The Exploit. Not bad for this kid straight out of the indies. He gets back up and gets his hand raised by the referee. He walks out of the ring and raises his hands up for the fans to cheer.
Kevin - This kid was awesome in the ring.
Ronnie - That Arn Anderson style Spinebuster hasn't been seen before, I sence big things happening for this cutie.
Kevin - Lets go to the back where I believe Captain Anarchy is looking for Commissioner Karas.
The scene fuzzes in with a shot of Captain Anarchy is seen standing in front of a desk. As the camera pans around, we see Max Karas behind the desk.
Cap: You wanted to see me Comisoner Karas.
Max: Call me Max, and yeah Cap I did. I was thinking of bringing back Totally Toasted Thursday, starting this Thursday. And I actually have someone in mind to be in it. You! After the advances and lude comments that Zeke Arrio aimed at Roxy last week, we wanted to send him a message. Tell him that he's not quite the top dog he thinks it is, and when you wrong the people who sign your checks, bad things will happen.
Cap: Okay, what did you have in mind?
Max: Well, that's where you come in. You see, a long line of BUD stars have started out fighting to make sure the new guys know their places... and we're giving you the chance to be one of those stars. You've got potential, we wouldn't have hired you if you didn't. So... we're making your match a Steel Cage Match!
The Cap's eyes go wide, and he slowly starts to don a very evil smile.
Cap: So... you want me... to take care of things with Zeke? You want me to beat him into line?
Max: Yes, very much so.
Cap: Max, this is a great opportunity, and I'd be glad to take care of business. Hell, I'm going to enjoy this!
Max: We thought you would! Good luck, and thanks.
Cap: No... thank you!
The Captain spins on his heels and starts to head out, but he stops just outside of the door frame. He turns again.
Cap: One more thing Max. There is another guy who I think needs to be dealt with... maybe at the pay-per-veiw?
Max smiles, and nods.
Max: I think I know what you're talking about. We'll see what we can do. Let's just focus on Zeke for right now.
The Captain nods, and heads out the door.
- Match 3 -
Syck & Kryptt
vs
Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost
Stips: Semi Finals Lethal Lottery
Winners: Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost
During the match: While the first round tournament went easy for both Syck and Kryptt, they had their hands full with the second round. Syck would eventually take care of Jake Frost and Kryptt was all over Drew Stevenson. Unfortunately, Syck didn't trust his partner well enough as he fell victim to Drew Stevenson and his version of the Pedigree.
Kevin - Sadistic Intentions!
Ronnie - Is this the fall of the king?
Sadistic Intentions on Syck as well as the cover for the three count. The referee raises Drew and Jake Frost's hands as they head towards the back while Syck and Kryptt stare at each other knowing that either this week or at the ppv they have to face each other.
Kevin - What a great match! But in the end, the old schooler and legend Syck couldn't cut it.
Ronnie - I love the guy, but he's old now.
Kevin - Wait a minute, im just getting word about a new match at Rage & Retribution. Aside from the rematch between Drew Stevenson and Kevin Sane whom we are about to see here. There will also be a battle of the extreme luchadores. That's right. Captain Anarchy will take on El Lunatico in a broken glass and barbwire match.
Ronnie - That sounds exciting. Also at the ppv we will be seeing Pyretta get some kind of retribution against Karime Atora.
Kevin - Speaking of which, Pyretta is in action, up next.