- Match 1 -
Claudia Zachera vs Divinity
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Winner: Divinity
Ernie - This Divinity girl sure looks impressive.
Villain - Yea, if you like the good girl type.
- Match 2 -
Fyre Winterborn vs Bella Donna
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Winner: Bella Donna
Ernie - There was a rumor that Bella Donna likes to play on the other team.
Villain - There's a lot of that going around here these days.
Ernie - Cant wait to see more of her wrestling.
Villain - Yea, me neither... she sure can pull off those moves!
Ernie - You really like her moves?
Villain - WAKE UP! The girl is hot. Her ass equals ratings.
- Match 3 -
Akmed vs Ideas Monrew vs Chilly vs Erik McAsshole
Stips: 4 Way Mayhem
Backstory:
Winner: Erik McAsshole
Ernie - Another member of the Dark Carnival.
Villain - These Carnie folks are getting too big. Next thing you know, Violent Jay and Shaggy 2 Dope are gonna be coming out here to represent them.
Ernie - That would be great.
Villain - No it wouldn't! Juggalos or whatever the hell they are... They're annoying!
Ernie - They dont annoy me.
Villain - Schivone, you annoy me.
- Match 4 -
Faith Rivers vs Lilianna Kristen Baxter
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Winner: Lilianna Kristen Baxter
Ernie - LKB with the huge upset win here.
Villain - Is she related to JMB?
Ernie - Yes she is.
Villain - Figured another Dark Carnie would show up. What's the deal with these people!??
Ernie - What's the deal with you?
Villain - Im just tired of seeing them in main events. What about our boys? Dante Cross or Jimmy Stryker, when will they get the chance to main event a Hangover?
Ernie - They did... a few weeks ago... the tag team match.
Villain - THAT DONT COUNT!
- Match 5 -
White Trash vs Phoenix Winterborn
Stips: Regular Bout
Backstory:
Winner: Phoenix Winterborn
Ernie - The leader of the DWO showing who is the top dog in the stable war. White Trash, a member of the Mafia Girls was like she wasn't into this match.
Villain - Im not even paying attention to you.
Ernie - What are you doing? On youtube?
Villain - Yea, remember that match both her and Breanna had... the sex scene.
Ernie - Straight out of the movie Ghost.
Villain - The only thing worth seeing on youtube right now.
- Main Event -