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Krystmas Kaos comes on the air in the very exclusive Ice Palace. There’s no tons of screaming fans here just 500 capacity with the floor. Most of the people here are “in�?the wrestling business in some way (former wrestlers, promoters, writers) it’s a very exclusive club. But then there’s the fan section where we go now and Phoebe Justice

Justice: “I’m here with the 200 lucky BUD fans that won tickets to this show with full air fare and accommodations in beautiful Hawaii! We are going to party here until New Year’s and then attend the BUD New Year’s Eve party! Over to you Mark and Lance!�?/FONT>

We go to Mark Hellion and Lance Menson at ringside at the announce table

Mark Hellion (MH): “Welcome BUD fans to Krystmas Kaos the second BUD pay per view in December! We’ve taken the excitement through the roof and continue to bring you quality entertainment. Tonight is no exception! We have the REAL main event Wall$treet versus the Bytch Champion Dannica representing the WallStreet Brawler’s nemesis as of late Stephanie McMahon-Margera! The half owner of this company right here�?/FONT>

Lance Hellion (LM): “Then the *Momentum Man* Bobby Johnson defends his BUD-Vision Title once again against the BUD Legend Dark Child and the always hungry Leaky Format ..�?/FONT>

MH: “Always hungry?�?Is that what the kids are calling it these days?�?/FONT>

LM: “Hank defends his newly won Franchise Championship against the man he took it from Dominic Demetri. This about pride for Dominic, he wants his Title back, he says Hank beating him was a fluke. Well, Hank has the chance tonight to prove him wrong ..�?/FONT>

MH: “I’m calling this the 2nd best match of the night, Nova versus David Van Dam. Rumor has it, this could be DVD’s last match in BUD and Nova would love to send him packing. DSL and Matlock will beat the hell out of each other as well as a THC Jingle Bell match�?/FONT>

LM: “All that and more, let’s go to the ring!�?/FONT>

Match #1: THC Jingle Bell Match

Blaze Inferno walks across the screen with flames in the background. She comes to in front of a candle and sets her hand on fire. "Do you dare...enter my world?" is said by Blaze as she blows out the fire on her hands. She laughs and smoke raises above her head. Her head comes out of view as the smoke spells her name. Then flames block the entrance. There is some space made but not enough for a person to go through. Then Blaze walks through the flames and the flames go high as Blaze lowers her hands. Then rose petals fall down as the flames vanish.

Then "Animal I become" plays while she is on the ramp. The bell rings and then she is introduce to the ring. She takes out the black rose and smells it. Then the flames die down and Blaze drops a black rose on the ground and walks down the ramp. She is introducing to the ring and she walks up the stairs. She cleans her feet on the apron and enters through the second rope. She gets on the turnbuckle stands there with her arms at her sides. She takes off her jacket and throws it to the ground. She then gets down and goes on another turnbuckle. Then she gets down and paces a bit with a confident smirk on her face. Then the lights flash red and pink and then the music plays. Snake eyes comes on the ramp and dances like crazy. The fans cheer as her music blares loud. She walks down the ramp and jumps on the apron. Instead of entering the ring through the second rope, she goes the splits on the apron and enters through the bottom rope. Then she jumps up to her feet and bows to the crowd. She poses for the fans and does a sexy little dance before her music fades. She waits for the rest of her opponents while pacing around the ring. Blaze smiles at Snake eyes.

The lights go off and a spotlight shines in the rafter “Domination�?by Pantera plays thru out the arena. There standing above the BUD-Vision is Ravyn Crow. He slides down the rope and lands in the ring. He unhooks himself and has his black bat in his hand. He then waits for his opponent(s) to come out as he is looking at Blaze and Snake eyes.

Then "Self Deception" begins to play throughout as the lights flash with smoke only lightly coming out of the top of the ramp. Jessica soon steps out and looks around before making her way down the ring, her guitar in hand, as she rolls into the ring and stands to her feet. She smirks as she looks around and sets her guitar on the outside. Raising her hands once in the air as the crowd gives her the reaction she knew they would. Putting her hand back down and to her side, she watches the ramp for her opponent but also turning around making sure Blaze, Snake eyes, and Rayvn does not attack her yet. As things get ready for the next match Blaze, Snake eyes, Rayvn stands in the ring and Jessica standing outside of the ring. As it, looks like there is all ready an alliance in this match.

Then "U + Ur Hand" by Pink hits the PA system, and walking through the black curtain is none other than Melanie Thomas. She walks down to the ring like a woman on a mission. She rolls into the ring, and gets to her feet, dusting herself off and waits for her opponent to come on out. She climes out when Blaze, Snake eyes, and Rayvn comes back in smiley at her. Melanie does not want look like a pussy, so she jumps back in follow by Jessica. We still waiting two more people to come, but they all ready started the match it seems like Blaze, Snake eyes double-teams Jessica, and Rayvn attacks Melanie beating her down.

Then The G.O.A.T., by LL Cool J, starts to play over the P.A. system. Single words start to flash up on the big screen

... NO �?GIMMICKS �?NEEDED �?

Bobby makes his way out from behind the curtains, as his manager/sister Crystal follows close behind, and they both stop on the top of the ramp. Then Bobby runs down to the ring and stops in front of the ring, and leaps up onto the rings edge, and then grabs the ropes, and leap frogs over them, and lands inside the ring and rushes at Rayvn crow the person who threatened him earlier that night.

LM: “We still missing the THC champion Genna.�?

MH: “We sure are .. oh well, ring that bell�?/FONT>

Bobby swings Rayvn into the ropes and spins kicking him in the face knocking him to the ground. Then He rushes at Blaze kicking her in the back. He throws her over the rope. He smiles at Blaze and then turns around lifting Snake eyes up dropping her head first to the ring. “Bobby is taking over the ring!�?“I know!�?Bobby climes on the ring post grabbing one of the large metal jingle bells whip. He jumps down and starts whipping snake eyes in the back�?Blaze gets up and sneaks in the ring deliverer Bobby a low below�?Bobby falls on his knees and dropping the metal jingle bells whip. She smiles lifting the jingle bells whip�?She starts whipping Bobby on the back as hard she can but Bobby starts to get up feeling the pain. He smiles as Blaze lifts the whip and aims at him, but Bobby grabs it and super kicks Blaze down. Bobby rolls his self out of the ring. Rayvn gets up and climes to get another large metal jingle bells whip. He sees Melanie lying down on the ring still hurt. He smiles with the whip in a wired gothic way. He takes the whip and helps up Melanie up, but she pushes him to counter his attack he was going to do. She does a cloth lines knocking Rayvn down to the ground. She smiles and does her finisher Enlightenment�?She goes for the pinned�?1, 2, and Snake eyes breaks the count.

Snake eyes picks up a jingle bell whip and starts whipping Melanie with it. Melanie starts to yell in pain, but snake eyes does not give a fuck. Bobby standing outside watching. Then the arena's overhead lights dim and the strobe lights come on, washing over the fans. They wait, eagerly anticipating the next star to grace them. They cheer as "Buttons" by The Pussycat Dolls hits and Genna walks out onto the stage, her arms in the air, both hands balled into fists. The strobes pulsate with the music, in a variety of colors - blue, white, and green and red...Genna mouths the words to the music as she runs down the ramp, pausing here and there to slap the outstretched hands of the fans. She slides beneath the bottom rope and quickly gets to her feet. Genna runs, leaping onto the first turnbuckle, posing, taunting those who are not cheering for her. She then gets down and runs over to the opposite turnbuckle, moving her head in time with the music. The lights slowly fade back in as Genna takes her place at center-ring Snake eyes goes for a pin on Melanie not knowing Genna was standing in the ring, She just though the power went out 1, 2 Melanie Genna kicks Snake eyes in the back of the head and Rayvn gets up and looks at Snake eyes. They decide to double team Genna. One gets in front of her and the other one gets behind her and double attack her, then take turns using their moves on her. They smile and throws Genna out of the ring. Bobby who is now in full strength climes in to the ring and starts to take Snake eyes and Rayvn out by deliverer them both DDT. Bobby puts Snake eyes and Rayvn on top of each other. He climes to the top rope doing The Crescent City Connection�? He goes for the pin 1, 2 and 3�?

Lily: “Your winner and the new THC champion Bobby Johnson!�?/FONT>

The crowd cheers and claps loudly

LM: “Bobby wins the THC Championship! Plus he still has the Title match in the main event!�?/FONT>

MH: “Like Bobby said, he can rest for the rest of the night and I’m sure Image will take care of her man while he waits. This is Bobby’s night, you watch�?/FONT>

Match #2: Nikki Black versus Lori Anne

Start of Match: Both women come out but Nikki gets the bigger pop from the small crowd. They lock up after the bell rings and Nikki takes over. Nikki uses takedowns and technical wrestling to piss off Lori Anne into making some mistakes and leave herself open, the latest one ends with Nikki superplexing Lori to the mat hard

LM: “Nikki looking good here�?/FONT>

Middle of the Match: Nikki keeps putting Lori down but she keeps fighting back. She gets back into the match avoiding a corner clothesline and then wailing on Nikki with rights and lefts. She hair-mares Nikki out of the corner and stays on her. Lori picks her up but Nikki jaw breakers her and then kicks her right in the side of the head. Lori gets up again and fights back, throwing Nikki off the ropes and taking her down with a stiff clothesline. She’s about to climb the top rope when ..

MH: “And here comes the Champ!�?/FONT>

LM: “Dante coming out here. I was wondering if we were going to get to see him tonight after that strange business in Japan. But here he is out to support his lady even though he’s not on the card�?/FONT>

MH: “Alright, I’m grabbing abeer, you want something?�?/FONT>

Lance looks shocked “You can’t leave, we’re in the middle of the match!�?/FONT>

MH: “Listen, we all know how this is going to end, Dante will interfere, Nikki will win and Lori will go even more crazy�?/FONT>

End of the Match: Dante coming out distracts Lori for a second (remembering that Dante put her in the hospital just a few weeks ago) which gave Nikki the time to roll her up for a 2 count but that’s it. Lori gets up and gets floored by a spinning heel kick, taking her down. Nikki quickly rolls back to where Lori is and slaps on the “Black Out�?(clawhold) and Lori refuses to tap out. Just then Katrina runs down to the ring holding a towel and she throws it in

LM: “That’s it!�?/FONT>

The bell rings and Nikki has her arm raised as Mark comes back to the announce table

MH: “What did I miss?�?/FONT>

LM: “The end of the match!�?/FONT>

MH: “Ya but Nikki won just like I said. Did Dante interfere?�?/FONT>

LM: “No ..�?/FONT>

MH: “Well, I’ll be damned�?/FONT>

Match #3: Da Sweet Lunatic versus Matlock

Winner: DSL
Match Length: 8:43
Reaction from the crowd (Scale of 1 - 10): 6
Offense ratio: 65-35, DSL
Finish: Lunatic Virus (Sitout Powerbomb); Pinfall

Summary: fairly good match, crowd was picky and was possibly expecting a little more from them but they still entertained. DSL used her speed and pain tolerance to her advantage and gets the win

The scene cuts in on the ringside area at the Ice Palace in beautiful Hawaii ..Where we are greeted with the unlikely duo of Jimmy Fingers and Lance Menson , two guys we won't be seeing together under the new regime. They are sitting at the announce table twindling their thumbs

Jimmy" So why are we out here again?"

Menson" Because B.U.D has lost its fucking noodle and is hiring new people right and left and the writer can't be troubled to figure out who the fuck is suppose to be here,nor does he really care to go look...All that I can say is next month me and you won't be together anymore"

Jimmy" Sweeet...Who do I get?"

Menson" You don't even wanna know,but hey at least I get Hellion...He kicks ass"

Jimmy" This isn't sounding to good for the old ways of the force my old and wise jedi pal"

Menson" Life sucks, Wait until Evil finds out after this match that he doesn't have a job anymore"

Jimmy" Not Evil too...First they take my knockers away with Flavor and now they are taking my Evil...Its like fucking church"

Menson" Deal with it, at least the writer put you in for this match..He hates change"

Jimmy" Ahhh..But you're a new guy, why the hell are you still here?"

Menson" The jokes of course..The Jokes"

Jimmy" You are to correct luvs MenSome

Menson" Don't worry the next match probably has that big guy who smells of ben-gay and old people calling the action"

Jimmy" Matlock?"

Menson" Noooo..Cornbeef Hash or something like that..Lets get this show on the road they are paying me nickles for this."

Jimmy" At least you're getting paid some money..I got a free Akmed shirt...Fucking twelve X is the smallest they carry..I have been using it as a car cover"

Menson" Okay enough babbling to waste time..Lets do our spiel"

Jimmy" We are ready to go with what I am calling the most under hyped match of the evening. NovaCaine versus the newest big deal to arrive in B.U.D, The man known as champion where ever he goes.. ...David Van Dam"

Menson" On paper this looks like an easy win for DVD considering his strong wrestling background and how many in the sport consider NovaCaine to be nothing but a glorified brawler ,but I will go out on a limb here and say this match is going to be better then what the insiders are saying. Nova is a cagey veteran and will be DVD's biggest challenge to date in B.U.D , His unpredictable style versus David's pure ground and pound wrestling technique should prove to be a great match"

Jimmy"Lets get up to the ring for our opening intros and the lovely Lily"

Menson" She still work here?"

Jimmy" Who knows"

The scene cuts away from the ringside announce table to Lily standing in the middle of the ring inside the much smaller venue then what B.U.D normally works,but seeing that this is the end of the year and the final show before we kick off 2007, Its only fitting that B.U.D pay homage to its roots in the small venues with raucious crowds that once made this place great. This isn't a step down as some ego-ites would have you believe. Its a step towards remembering where we come from and who we are. Its about being the best at what you do whether it is before 30,000 or 30. This is being B.U.D. at what it was once meant to be...Not the media whore its turned into.

Lily" Ladies and Gentlemen the next match of the evening is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit. "

The house lights fade to a dull glow and Godsmack's " I fucking Hate You" plays over the sound system..Several Spotlights dance over the crowd looking for the elusive Caine as the big screen comes to life. Images begin to roll over the screen ...Disturbing ,Macbre images...All with one similarity..They all portray the pain of others..As the video seems to come to is peak , Nova appears from somewhere in the audience with that slow and steady progression ...Making his way to ringside , he leaps the security railing..Stalking around the ring a cocky little grin curling his lips.

Lily" From the City of Lost Angels, This is NovaCaineeeeeeeeee"

He rolls in under the bottom rope..Standing center ring to allow his adoring fans to show their accolades, in other words he laughs while the Islanders scream for his blood.

Jimmy" Another rousing welcome for Nova tonight"

Menson" Nova is the perennial bad guy, he never tries to play to the fans and in his entire career I can only recall two occasions when he has been cheered and one of them was a few years ago when he announced his short live retirement."

Jimmy" My kind of guy"

Menson" Figures"

In the ring Nova stalks around taunting the fans into the feeding frenzy as always..People can say what they want about Nova ,but he knows how to sell himself as the bad guy , probably because he lives it everyday. Nova sneers at Lily making her slink away from him to the other side of the ring

Lily" An his opponent"

The lights cut completely, which is custom for a lot of entrances. The crowd turns their attention to the ramp as "Cult Personality" by Living Colour begins to play over the public address system. A shower of golden sparks begins to fall as a golden spotlight shines on the stage. Walking through the sparks is David Van Dam and Monica Swhear. They stand in front of the sparks as David Van Dam spreads his arms wide, Monica wraps her arm around his waist and kisses his cheek. David has on his Ric Flair style entrance robe, and the duo begin to walk down the ring aisle.

Lily: "Making his way down the ring aisle, being accompanied by Monica Swhear, he hails from Indianapolis, Indiana and weighs in tonight at 230 pounds. "The Main Event" DAVID...VAN...DAM..."

DVD climbs up the solid steel steps and walks down the apron. He wipes his feet off before steping into the ring. Monica slides under the bottom rope and smiles. DVD went to take off his robe when Nova charged at him driving a forearm into his upper back and forcing him into the ring corner as Monica and Lily broke for safety. Nova landed several stiff fists to DVD's head before whipping him across the ring and following him in with a hard clothesline. DVD slumped in the corner caught off guard by Nova's cheap attack.

Jimmy" Early goings here and its all Nova so far"

Menson" Please, Nova did his classic cheap attack and hasn't even let David get his robe off"

Nova whips DVD from the corner back across the ring seemingly intent on following him in again when David popped out of the corner catching Nova with a clothesline of his own...With the crowd going wild ,David finally got his robe off and started on the offensive hitting Nova with a string of textbook suplexes culminated by a vicious over the head belly to belly. Nova was flopping around on the mat when David moved in for what looked to be the figure four when Nova kicked him to the face ,staggering David long enough so that he could roll to the floor. Nova walked slowly around ringside as the crowd cheered and official Nick Evil made the count.

One...Two....

Jimmy" Nova looks shaken here"

Menson" I think he is a bit overwhelmed by the furious style of wrestling David uses."

Nova climbed back up on the apron as the count reached six..David charged towards him and Nova dropped back down to the floor right as David reached for him..Nova reached in under the bottom rope hooking David's legs and dragging him out of the floor into his playground..They traded punches before Nova took the cheap way as always..Hooking the front of David's singlet he fell backwards causing David to fly forward and crash head first into the ring steps..

Jimmy" David's head caught the end of the steps"

Menson" This could be messy , he looked to have hit his head right near the temple"

Nova smiled brightly seeming to take satisfaction in David being hurt now..Nova climbed back to his feet stalking towards the prone DVD. He drove the heel of his boot down into David's head as he looked in the direction of Monica blowing her a kiss...

Menson" What a sick bastard"

Jimmy" Don't hate because he gets women while you get your hand"

Menson" Shutup, I get a different woman each night of the week"

Jimmy" Wearing a different sock on your hand each night, doesn't make them different women"

Nova rolled DVD back in under the ropes to the horror of the fans because at that moment they realized just how bad DVD had been cut open..He was sporting a huge gash near his left eyebrow that was bleeding like someone had just turned on a spicket..Nova continued to rain blows down on David, keeping true to his promise to keep this match nothing but a fight..He fired David into the ropes hitting him squarely in the chest with a high knee and going for the pinfall..

One..Tw...David shot a shoulder up to the ovation from the crowd

Jimmy" I can't believe he kicked out..He is bleeding like a pig in a slaughterhouse"

Menson" You don't become a champion everywhere you go without having the determination to fight through the pain and David Van Dam is a fighter"

Nova shot David into the corner ,driving an elbow into his chest and bringing him out the corner in what could be termed his first move of the match with a bulldog sending David face first into the mat..Nova again goes for the quick pin

One..Two..David kicks out to Nova's dismay.

Nova pulls DVD to his wobbling feet only to slam him back down to the mat and hit the ropes going for knee drop when David rolls out of the way and Nova hits the mat hard grabbing at his leg..David is covered in blood and woosey but suddenly he is like the shark in the water..focusing in on Nova's knee he attacks with a flurry of kicks..He goes in for the argentine leglock..cinching it in tight

Jimmy" It could be all over for Nova "

Menson" David is the master of the submission and one mistake could have just proven fatal for Nova when it comes to the victory"

Nova lets out of scream of pain as the blood soaked David cranks on his knee but Nova refuses to quit even under Evil's constant questioning of him to do so or maybe he is asking if Nova knows of any place hiring..Who really knows. Nova starts to pull himself towards the ropes as David struggles to keep him away,but finally Nova makes his way there inch by inch , hooking his arms around the bottom rope forcing DVD to break the hold...David gets to his feet wiping the blood away from his eyes and dragging Nova away from the ropes going for the leglock again only to have Nova kick him with the good leg knocking him off balance..Nova climbs to his feet limping quite noticeable now..Nova grabs for David's head but David's waiting, he hooks Nova rolling through into a small package..

One..Two..Th..Nova kicks out..

David and Nova both come to their feet at the same time with David shooting in for a single leg..Nova steps down on his hand swinging his good leg over David's back and coming down on his spine with all his weight..David rolls from his stomach to his back, bringing his legs up and rolling Nova through into the victory roll..

One..Two..Nova reverses back pinning David's shoulders to the mat....One ..Two...David kicks free

Both men come to their feet with Nova lunging at David spearing him to the gut and driving him back to the corner..Nova struggles to get to the second turnbuckle as his knee is definately showing the effects of David's onslaught. Nova brings down the bombs on DVD's head....One..Two...Three...Four...Five...Six....Dvd scoops him by the waist and brings Nova out of the corner with a running sitout powerbomb pin....

One..Two...Thre...Nova gets the shoulder up at the last nano-second and David smacks the mat in frustration

Jimmy" What a match we are witnessing, Nova continues to try to keep this a fight and David is taking every chance to hit a wrestling hold"

Menson" Gee I wonder why....Oh yeah because this is wrestling"

David hits Nova with a scoop slam and seems to be going back for that knee when someone appears on the rampway that draws his attention....Its the lovely redhead known only as Emerald who has some kind of weird interest in NovaCaine. She stands on the stage in a black skin tight dress that probably made half of the male gender in the crowd just pop a tent..

Jimmy" Emerald is out here"

Menson" Does she even work here?"

Jimmy" Why the hell you asking me? I am not even sure I work here still ,but the one thing I am sure of is she obviously has DVD's attention"

David and Evil both seem distracted by the gorgeous Emerald slinking towards the ring very coyly to the wolf whistles and catcalls of the male audience members....In the ring Nova goes into his tights pulling out a crudely made shank, constructed of a thick piece of sharpened metal with the handle wrapped in duct tape, that he quickly conceals in his fist.....As Emerald makes it to ringside jawing with Evil..David turns back to Nova picking him up , Monica screams about the object in Nova's hand along with the other three hundred plus in the arena,but David is just to focused on getting out of this match and on to his next to really pay attention.

Jimmy" Looks like the finisher is coming"

Menson" Nova has something in his hand"

Jimmy" What? I don't see anything"

Menson" Well you would if you would open your damn eyes"

Jimmy" Shhhh. I am picturing Emerald naked in a bowl of butterscotch puddin' ....Mmm pudding"

DVD goes for The last chance( Elevated fireman's carry into a Diamond cutter..So I guessing sort of like the TKO) ...With Evil still pre-occupied with keeping Emerald down off the apron in that customary ignorant ref move...Nova drives the shank right into the wound on David's head causing David to lose his balance long enough for Nova to slide down his back..David turns into Nova and gets hooked out of nowhere with the C.O.D(Cradleshock) ..Depositing the shank in the cuff of his boot , he goes for the pin right as the ref conviently turns around to make the count..

One...Two...Threee..Nova wins

Menson" Nooooo...Not like this...Nova cheats his way to another victory"

Jimmy" Its not cheating if you don't get caught, as I have always contend..Wrestlers know how to win...Legends know how not to lose"

In the ring both DVD and Nova lay sort of motionless as Monica rolls in to check on her man....To a thunderous boo and the chant from the audience of "BULLSHIT" Lily takes the mic

" Here is your winner ...NOVACAINEEEEEEEEE"

(The next part is special thanks to Chelly Bean for writing it, with me adding in some stupidity at the end..Thank ya )

Nova and David Van Dam’s match had just ended, with Nova lying there looking up at the lights,but it wasn't his music the crowd was treated with instead, TLC’s Red Light Special hit the PA System. Not soon after Emerald climbed into the ring in her little black dress that left nothing to the imagination of the world.

"Cut the music"

It stopped almost automatically, a grin formed on her face as she headed towards the Nova her eyes staring holes through him.

"Andrew, I’m amazed at you, you actually walked away from me. That is something you could never do. Unfortunately, you won't get rid of me that easy. See I have something to tell you love."

Emerald trailed off, as she inched closer to him, only to have Nova move away from her. Shaking her head she reached out, her hand gently running down the side of his face.

"You can’t run from me Andrew, you know you need me, you want me. I am your every desire"

"You’re crazy!"

Emerald seems to ignore him for now as she continues

"I came to tell you good news Drew, see not only am I popping up in your life when you least expect it, but I am also now a work mate. I’m officially a BUD Superstar dear. Your love has come to play with the big men and you have to sit and watch, when the time comes, you will realize it’s me you really need"

Grinning Emerald dropped the microphone, and leant in close their lips met in a soft kiss before she pulled away.

"I love you Andrew, you will be mine again."

With a grin she rolled out of the ring, taking a look at DVD she shrugged and headed backstage leaving Nova and the world a little bit confused.

Jimmy" Damnnnnnn , he soooooo lucky"

Menson" Are you nuts? That girl strikes me as a bit insane"

Jimmy" Mmmmm yeah, Insane chicks are freaks in bed though"

Menson" Lets go to the video package for our next match....Franchise title on the line"

Jimmy" I am gonna hang out with Nova from now on..He gets all the freaks...Did you see the little chick with the dog collar, she is hot too"

Menson" I am so glad you are going to be with Charlie "

Jimmy" Who?"

Menson" Nevermind"

The scene cuts away with a final shot of Nova touching his lips and looking a mixed of nervous and confused.

Winner: Dominic
Match Length: 15:22
Reaction from the crowd (Scale of 1 - 10): 8
Offense ratio: 55-45, Dominic
Finish: Demetri Driver (Powerbomb into facebuster); Pinfall

Summary: This match rocked the crowd. They were split down the middle for fan support. Most of the wrestling industry elite wanted Dominic to win while the fans there wanted the underdog Hank to walk out still the Champ. They battled back and forth with Hank putting up a really good fight, you could tell that he didn’t want to lose. It was a great match, better then what people I guess had expected but it was just one small mistake that cost hank the match and allowed Dominic to hit his finisher and regain the Franchise Championship

With that the cameras go to the back where Dillon Rogers is standing by with The Debonair Billionaire himself, Taylor McCallister.

The crowd boos as Rogers says, "Well Mr. McCallister�?Let me set the tone if I may�?You’re mere moments away from entering a fifteen foot steel cage�?Inside of that steel cage will be Bytches Ultimate Domain Bytch Champion Dannica Carmichael�?Perhaps even more importantly, on the outside of the cage with the same power as a referee essentially will be, acting as Outside Ring Enforcer, Stephanie McMahon �?Margera�?To say the odds are against you would be a bit of an understatement, would it not?"

WallStreet, "Absolutely it would, but look at where I am. I’m in BUD for Christ sakes. Of course the odds are against me, that’s what this place does. It doesn’t like you it ties weights around your ankles, throws ya in the white rapids, and tells ya to swim up stream a hundred mile and then they’ll think of giving you a shot at a warm meal before they make ya go another hundred-fifty miles. But that’s alright, I’ve come to expect nothing less. The first match I ever wrestled here was a three on one handicap match against the Originators, and honestly that really set the tone for my entire BUD Career. If I’m here, somebody, somewhere, is trying desperately to shove that purple and black dildo directly up my ass, completely dry and lubeless. But unlike Brian Jueanu and Jamie Matthews, I don’t take it in the ass. I handle my business and I perceiver at EVERY turn. So yeah, the odds are stacked against me, but that’s how I like it. And tonight when it’s all said and done, we’ll see who’s on the business end of a dry ass-rape!

With that WallStreet heads off as we hear Lance Menson say, "Well folks�?This one’s gonna be a lot of things, but "Pretty" is not one of them. �?

Menson, "There ya see it folks, that luminous steel cage which is beginning to make it’s decent to the ring below."

The cameras come to focus on Lily who's standing by the time keepers table as the Bell sounds three times�?/P>

Lily, "Ladies and Gentlemen�?The Following Contest is a Steel Cage Match! (Crowd pops)�?In order to win you must obtain a pinfall, force your opponent into submission, or escape the cage with both of your feet touching the ringside floor. This contest is scheduled for Onefall and has No Time Limit�?Introducing first�?

"Let The Bodies Hit The Floor�?Let The Bodies Hit The Floor�?Let The Bodies Hit The Floor�?Let The Bodies Hit The *Double Symbol Tap* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

The crowd goes absolutely nuts as the curtain flies out and from behind it steps the Billion Dollar Princess herself�?Stephanie McMahon Margera.

Lily, "Please Welcome first�?Making her way from Greenwich Connecticut�?She is the Chairperson of BUD, and is the Special Guest Outside Ring Enforcer for this contest�?STEPHANIE�?MCMAHON�?MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAARGERRRRRRAAAAA!"

Stephanie begins heading down the ramp as the crowd is going absolutely ballistic�?Who’d of thought we’d see the day that Stephanie McMahon was one of the biggest faces on the show?

Menson, "Well folks you can hear this capacity crowd showing their appreciation to Mrs. Margera, who’s be at ringside this evening as the outside ring enforcer, which is essentially a backup referee on the floor. In the ring is vice senior referee Paul Lorrett who’ll be making his BUD Debut here tonight."
Hellion, "For the people at home who are wondering why Menson’s claiming that this whole "arena" is going crazy for the boss lady while you people at home are hearing a reaction that’s trumped by a good elementary school play�?The capacity seating in this place is 300. So Menson’s right, the whole crowd is going wild�?But the whole crowd is actually about the size of a high school band, maybe two."
Menson, "Well, perhaps, but let’s make the best of what we’ve got. And regardless of how small the venue may be, the match it’s about to lay host to is anything but."
Hellion, "Anytime ya get to see my good buddy Taylor McCallister in action, it’s a huge event. I just feel bad for Dannica as she has to get victimized for our entertainment pleasures."
Menson, "I’m not so confident that’ll be the case. Dannica the current Bytch Champion, a championship she won from Samantha Carmen in a grueling Hell in a Cell Inferno match at Devil’s Night Six in Miami. That was October 30th, now on December 30th she’s still Bytch champion heading into this contest. That said, even if you somehow believe that you can disregard the accolades and evident raw talent of a Dannica Carmichael, then there’s the outside factor�?Stephanie McMahon �?Margera. The history between Mrs. Margera and WallStreet is well documented, and with everything that WallStreet’s done over the course of the last few months you have to believe that at this stage, Mrs. Margera is incapable of being completely unbiased."
Hellion, "Oh yeah, I agree with that a hundred percent. Of course Stephanie’s going to be biased. But do you understand who we’re talking about Lance? This is Taylor "WALLSTREET" McCallister�?The Corporate Icon, The Mecca of Mainstream, the Debonair Billionaire�?He’s the greatest professional wrestler of our era, perhaps ever."
Menson, "WallStreet’s an extremely talented performer, but I think calling him the greatest professional wrestler of our era might be a stretch�?Arguable at best�?And I Know definitively that referring to him as the greatest professional wrestler ever, isn’t only a stretch, but flat out ludicrous."
Hellion, "Who’s ever been better than Taylor McCallister?"
Menson, "I can go down a long list of guys from 1902 till present, which decade would you like me to start with?"
Hellion, "Whatever Menson, I’ve got a grand, right here and now, that says WallStreet walks out on top."
Menson, "Well we’ll just have to see�?

By this point Stephanie is walking around the ring. The cage is coming down over the bottom rope, almost completely down as Stephanie reaches over and grabs the mesh wall, giving it a good tug to verify that it’ll do the trick.

Menson, "The ominous steal cage�?This is a structure that changes lives�?A Structure that can change the very direction of the business. Two human beings are about to be locked inside of a cage like rabid animals, and told to fight till they can’t fight no more. It’s not going to be a pretty site, I’ll guarantee you that much."
Hellion, "No doubt, the steal cage an instrumental part of the history�?A lot of people would say that the most legendary moment or memorable moment in a steal cage match was when Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka did his trademark body splash on longtime rival Don "The Rock" Muraco from atop of the steal cage in Madison Square Garden. For me personally when I think back to the steel cage I can help but think Ric Flair and Four Horsemen as they left quite a few memories inside of the steal cage. But there’s been so many epic classics�?Rhodes and Flair, Zybsko and Samartino, Hogan and Bundy, Snuka and Muraco, so on and so forth�?And each and every time it leaves us with something huge to remember."

That said the opening chords of "Die Mother Fucker Die" by Dope begins play over the PA�?The Drums quickly coming in as the small capacity crowd is booing loudly�?/P>

Menson, "Folks, Here we Go�?

"FIGHT"

The song picks up as the curtain springs out and from behind it steps the one and only Mecca of Mainstream himself�?/P>

Lily, "INTRODUCING FIRST�?/STRONG> Making his way from Hartford Connecticut and weighing in this evening at 282 Pounds�?He is The WALLSTREET Brawler�?Mister TAYLOR�?MMMMMMMMCCCCCCCCCAAAAALLLISTERRRR!"

WallStreet struts down the walk way as the fans are booing in unison�?As he comes down, our loyal WallStreet followers may notice that his legs are heavily tapped up under his knee pads, and it looks like he may even have two pairs of knee pads on.

Menson, "In a lot of places the fans tend to be split as to whether or not they support McCallister, but it seems like here in Hawaii they’re pretty definitively against the self proclaimed Mecca of Mainstream."
Hellion, "Yeah, well, in a couple of hours all these guys’ll be dancing around a stuffed pig on a stick being hovered over a fire outside like it’s B.C. all over again so I’m sure WallStreet could care less what anybody here thinks."
Menson, "In Any Event, A little side information�?The last steel cage match that WallStreet participated in here in BUD was in January of 2004 on an episode of Totally Toasted Thursday when he went one on one with Chris Styles for number one contendership to the Bytches Ultimate Domain Heavyweight Championship."
Hellion, "Gah-ha! I remember that match quite well Lance, I was out here calling the color for it. It was perhaps one of the most uniquely worked cage matches that I recall. Styles locked WallStreet into a Sharpshooter and seemed like that was going to be it�?WallStreet proceeded to crawl to the ropes, and then�?I’ll never forget this�?He actually began climbing the ropes and eventually scaled the cage wall, WITH The Sharpshooter still locked on. He climbed the cage wall with Styles dangling from his legs, holding on that Sharpshooter. It was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen."
Menson, "Now that was of course his last traditional steel cage match here. He would eventually face former BUD Franchise champion RJ Endeavor in a Hell in a Cell at the Rage and Retribution pay per view in the summer of 04 and of course he won that bout as well as the bout with Styles. But the point is this, both members of this contest are undefeated inside of any caged structure they’ve been in. Tonight that has to come to a conclusion for somebody in this bout."
Hellion, "Well Dannica can always rejoice in the fact that while her flawless win record will be concluded here tonight, at least she’s still Bytch champion."
Menson, "That’s yet to be seen."

By this time WallStreet’s made it to ringside where Stephanie’s smirking evilly toward him. WallStreet gets to the open cage door and looks at Stephanie with disgust and annoyance as Stephanie just grins and waves sarcastically.

WallStreet starts to climb the stairs up to the ring, but stops briefly as he grabs the cage door frame with his left hand and points at Stephanie with his right hand as the cameras just barely pick him up saying "Just stay out of my way and do your f**king job right."

Menson, "Some colorful comments from McCallister that I don’t see the need to repeat."

Stephanie, "Oh don’t you worry Taylor, I’ll call it�?

As she says the next line she brings the edge of her right hand down at the far bottom of her left palm, clearly Away from the center of her palm�?/P>
"Right down the middle."

WallStreet scowls and shakes his head, clearly aware that he’s bound to get screwed before the night’s over. Never the less he enters the cage and thus the ring between the second and third ropes�?/P>
Hellion, "If that bitch screws WallStreet�?
Menson, "You’ll do what?"
Hellion, "Piss and moan under my breath a lot�?

The sold-out crowd is psyched, ready for the next BUD Superstar to make her presence felt immediately. The lights go out, plunging the crowd into darkness as the frenzy reaches fever pitch. Purple and silver strobe lights pulsate in time to the music as "Higher Ground" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers drowns out all other noise. A lone spotlight shines at the top of the ramp as Dannica walks out onto the stage to a huge eruption from the microscopic crowd.

Lily, "AND FINALLY�?Making her way from Minneapolis Minnesota, she is the B.U.D. BYCTH CHAMPION……�?DAAAAAAAN-I-CAAAAAAA!!!"

She mockingly blows a single kiss in the air and struts down the ramp toward the ring.

Menson, "There you see the Bytch champion making her way to the ring, and she looks focused in a way that I haven’t seen her before Mark."
Hellion, "Oh yeah she’s focused�?About the same way Saddam was focused before the dropped him like a sack of bricks."
Menson, "I think Dannica’s gonna shock and amaze you tonight Mark."
Hellion " I Doubt it."
Menson, "In a small tidbit of non-match related news�?Gentlemen, prepare to be heartbroken, Dannica Carmichael is officially engaged to Devon West. We here at BUD wish the best for the young couple."
Hellion, "Heartbroken? Pfft. I could still hit it. Of course, I’ve got it like that."
Menson, "I believe, and I could be mistaken, that West is actually in the house tonight. Probably somewhere backstage cheering on his fiancé’�?Can’t help but melt just a little bit for the two love birds. It kind of reminds me of when I first proposed to my wife."
Hellion, "Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about that�?You went out for dinner and a show�?Say, what kind of a meal did they provide for spectators at the crucifixion of Christ?"
Menson, "Har-har. I’ll have you know that I happily celebrated my twenty six year wedding anniversary a little over a month ago."
Hellion, "Twenty-six years with one piece of ass�?How the Hell can ya do that man?"
Menson, "I love my wife very dearly. The last twenty six years has been the happiest of my life, and I can only hope that perhaps there’s another twenty six waiting down the road. And my only wish for Dannica and Devon West is that they can have even a mere slice of the kind of joy and happiness that my marriage has brought me. Marriage is truly a wonderful thing if you’re with the person you’re meant to be with."
Hellion, "Man�?Better you than me, that’s all I can say."

The purple and silver lights merge together as Dannica reaches the bottom of the ramp and she jumps up onto the turnbuckle. She slips through the ropes and stands in the center of the ring, hands on her hips, staring down WallStreet on the opposite side of the ring as the last chords of Higher Ground fade away.

With that Lorrett calls for the bell as we see WallStreet and Dannica staring each other down from opposing sides of the ring.

Menson, "Ya have to wonder what’s going through these two super-athletes minds. On one side you have Dannica who’s going against the biggest competitor she’s had to face thus far, and probably the best she’s contested as well. On the otherside of the coin, WallStreet’s facing probably the quickest, most adverse athlete he’s faced since Layla Cassidy in early 2003 over in the Global Wrestling Company; And he’s doing it with Stephanie McMahon Margera having a portion of control in the outcome of the match."

They slowly approach each other at center ring, neither taking their eyes from the other’s. We can see WallStreet start to flap at the gums a bit, but Dannica doesn’t seem effected nor does she seem interested in engaging in a war of words. Finally they both lunge forward and hook up in a collar and elbow grapple. WallStreet Pulls back and then shoves forward sending Dannica flying back, landing hard on her back before she rolls through to her feet. The crowd boos as WallStreet waves both hands, telling her to "Come On"�?Dannica comes back in and locks up in a second collar and elbow grapple. Again WallStreet pulls back and shoves forward, once again sending Dannica flying back to back. Dannica gets up again, looking at the much larger adversary as the crowd begins to show their support in the early goings of this contest�?/FONT>

Crowd: LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*, LET’S GO DANNY *Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap*�?/P>
Menson, "The crowd here firmly behind the Bytch Champion."
Hellion, "Rucktards."

Dannica throws caution to the wind and comes in for a third Collar and Elbow grapple�?Or so it seems but as WallStreet springs forward to lock up she ducks down and swings around behind WallStreet, grabbing his ankles and pulling up, dropping him face first on the mat and making the crowd erupt.

Menson, "Dannica with a takedown on WallStreet!"

WallStreet instantly gets up and looks a bit pissed off as Dannica actually lets out a small grin. WallStreet looks over to Stephanie on the outside who’s actually chuckling a little. WallStreet’s eyes grow wide as he looks back at Dannica and yells something that goes un-picked-up by the cameras. WallStreet then raises his arm in the air, signaling for a Test of Strength.

Menson, "Oh come on�?

Dannica looks at Street like he’s crazy but Street continues to egg her on. Dannica slowly approaches Street, looking up at his extended palm�?/FONT>

Menson, "Come on now�?I appreciate the woman’s guts but there’s no reason to enter a test of strength with a man the size of WallStreet when you weigh A hundred twenty-two pounds�?Do the math, WallStreet’s got an additional hundred-sixty pounds and folks, does it look like any of it’s fat or wasted weight?"
Hellion, "Hey, Dannica has a chance�?Roughly the same chance as Tara Lipinski drawing tens on the lake of fire, but a chance none the less."

Dannica extends her arm up and locks her right hand with WallStreet’s left�?WallStreet lifts up his right and waits as Dannica slowly begins to extend her arm�?Only to take a big kick to the gut from WallStreet as the crowd boos and the two break the Greco-roman knuckle lock that was already in place. With Dannica doubled over WallStreet grabs a fist full of her hair with his left hand and then pulls back and drills her skull with a huge right hand�?Followed by a second, followed by a third, each one backing Dannica up a couple of feet at a time till he finally has her in the corner. WallStreet reaches over, grabs the top rope and lifts his leg up, placing the bottom of his foot across the larynges of the Bytch champion, choking her with his boot in the corner as the crowd continues to boo Street.

Menson sarcastically states, "Oh yeah, This is necessary."
Hellion, "Does WallStreet criticize the way you do play by play?"
Menson, "Probably."
Hellion, "No, He doesn’t. So why don’t you keep your mouth shut and let the man wrestle the way he wants to wrestle."

Stephanie can be heard shouting to Lorrett in the ring, and Vice Senior referee Paul Lorrett is trying to get WallStreet to stop the choke, but under the steal cage stipulations disqualifications aren’t a factor. But finally WallStreet gets upright, releasing the foot choke as Dannica holds her throat and coughs a bit in the corner. WallStreet adjust his trunks as he looks back Stephanie and winks, making her glare and yell a few unkind words that the camera doesn’t pick up. Finally WallStreet pulls Dannica out of the corner, hooks her neck with his left arm and grabs her tights with his right, and then hoist her up straight into the air and stands, holding Dannica completely vertical with fair ease. WallStreet yawns before he drops back with a big stalling Vertical suplex, making the crowd boo even louder. WallStreet sits up, looking outside at Stephanie, and he sarcastically kisses the air in her direction before he floats over gets a very nonchalant, lateral cover over the Bytch Champion. Lorrett drops down and counts ……………�?…………�? Barely two as she kicks out with authority. WallStreet shakes his head as he stands up, waiting for Dannica to do the same. Dannica rolls to her knees and starts to pull herself up, but as she does WallStreet bounces off the ropes, runs over, and raises his knee with a modified version of the Harley Race/Triple H High Knee, dropping Dannica back to her back. WallStreet walks over to the side of the ring that Stephanie’s on and he leans on the ropes, looking down through the cage wall.

WallStreet, "This is the best you could throw my way? Take notes, because you’re next in line sweet-cheeks."

Stephanie, "Oh yeah?"

WallStreet chuckles, "Yeah."

The crowd suddenly pops, although we’re not sure why�?But it doesn’t take us long to find out as Dannica is apparently back up, bounced off the ropes, and we see her just as she leaps into the air ala the High Body Avalanche (Stinger Splash) which connects with WallStreet’s back and makes WallStreet bounce up face first into the cage. The crowd erupts as WallStreet spins around and leans back on the ropes. Dannica delivers a quick, stinging right hand to the jaw, followed by a second, then a third, then a forth�?Then she brings her arm back wide and springs it forward with a Rock-like Haymaker then sends WallStreet up and over the top rope, crashing against the cage wall and dropping down onto the outside ring canvas, his body sliding down that mesh fence.

Menson, "Dannica’s taking the reigns of control!"

WallStreet uses the cage to pull himself up, but as he does Dannica hopes up on the second rope, grabs two fist fulls of the Corporate Icon’s hair, and begins dragging his face back and forth on the cage wall. WallStreet yells out in agony before Dannica leaps back off the ropes and gets down in a stalking position. WallStreet holds his face and turns around, seeing Dannica in the middle of the ring. Dannica, in the same way that WallStreet had done earlier, extends both of her hands and gestures for WallStreet to bring it. The crowd pops as WallStreet’s eyes draw wide, a look of anger on his face. WallStreet re-enters the ring between the second and third ropes with authority, but as soon as he does Dannica runs forward and meets him with a heavy forearm shot followed by a couple more stiff right hands. Dannica then presses Street against the rope, and launches back, sending him across the ring with an Irish whip. Ordinarily it’d be difficult for someone Dannica’s size to send someone WallStreet’s size across the ring, but because she caught him off guard he didn’t have any time to resist. WallStreet hits the far ropes and comes flying back as Dannica runs, leaps up, wraps her legs around WallStreet’s head, and delivers a spinning head-scissors. The crowd is going wild as WallStreet flips to his ass with his eyes wide, holding his lower back. WallStreet pulls himself up, turns around, and takes a big drop kick to the chest for his trouble, knocking the big man right back down on his back.

Menson, "Danncia’s come back and she’s staying on McCallister like white on rice!"

WallStreet jumps up pulls himself up as Dannica’s already taken to the far ropes. WallStreet turns around just in time to see Dannica running, leaping, and nailing him with the spinning heel kick, which again knocks the Icon down.

Menson, "I think it’s safe to say that WallStreet grossly underestimated the Bytch Champion, and he’s paying for it now."

WallStreet gets to his hands and knees, about to get up when Dannica does a baseball slide taking out the left arm and making WallStreet drop back down�?As soon as he starts to drop however, She grabs his forehead with both hands and pulls back, torking the neck with the crossface submission. WallStreet lets out a loud yell as we pan out and see Stephanie with both hands on the cage wall, looking ecstatic as she watches Paul Lorrett get right down in the Mecca of Mainstream’s face to see if he wants to tap. WallStreet of course refuses but Dannica’s got that sucker wrenched in tighter than a virgin’s vaginal region. WallStreet slowly starts to bring his left leg in toward his body�?Eventually putting his knee under himself�?He then does the same with his right leg, now placing him on his knees. He then spreads his apart to provide a strong foundation before he puts his palms down on the mat and lifts his body up. Dannica starts to stand up, keeping the Crossface applied as WallStreet’s now in the standard "down position" in Amature wrestling. WallStreet slowly starts to push himself up, trying to get to his feet, but as he does Dannica realizes she has to switch it up so she leaps up and turns her crossface into a tightly applied Sleeper submission hold as she wraps her legs around WallStreet’s chest and is on the Corporate Icon’s back like a back-pack right now. WallStreet is on his feet, stumbling about with Dannica trying to put him to sleep. Dannica maintains the sleeper as WallStreet walks over to the corner. He turns his back to the turnbuckles, grabs the two nearest top ropes, walks forward only slightly, and then thrusts himself backwards but as he does Dannica releases and leap frogs over WallStreet so that all WallStreet does is slam his own back into the turnbuckles while Dannica lands on her feet in front of him. The crowd erupts as WallStreet steps forward, holding his back as the pain is etched on his face. As WallStreet stumbles forward Dannica turns her back, pops her hips out, reaches back, grabs under Street’s arm, and takes him up and over with the Hip Toss, making the crowd pop. Dannica suddenly runs to the corner, leaps up, and leaps back without taking any time to actually stand or position herself, landing a moonsault across the ribs of the Corporate Icon. The crowd is on there feet as Dannica hooks the far leg and Lorrett drops down and counts ……………………�?…………………�?……………�?/FONT>

WallStreet kicks out at about two and a half.

Menson, "Dannica almost had him!"
Hellion, "This isn’t horseshoes, nor is it hand grenades, almost don’t count for jack squat!"
Dannica pops up as WallStreet gets to his ass and rolls up to his feet. WallStreet staggers, his back to Dannica�?Dannica runs back, bounces off the ropes�?WallStreet turns around and just as he does Dannica leaps up into the air, wraps her legs around WallStreet’s neck, and flies down and to the right, sending WallStreet up and over with her perfected version of the Hurrincarana.

Menson, "HURRINCARANA! The SINGLE BEST Hurrincarana in the Business Today! She’s the only performer I know of in this country who’s perfected that move to such a state that she knows exactly how, when, and where to apply it to actually Finish her opponent! This could be all she wrote!"

Dannica looks down at WallStreet�?He’s holding his neck but his eyes are closed�?One can assume she’s trying to contemplate whether or not he’ll kick out if she goes for the pin. Making a split second decision, We can guess she figured he would as she rushes over to the corner and hopes up on the top ropes�?She then begins scaling the cage wall making the fans go wild.

Menson, "This could be it! Once she gets both feet on the floor this match is over!"

WallStreet rolls over and opens his eyes, seeing Dannica climbing up the cage wall like a rabid chimpanzee. WallStreet forces himself to shake the cobwebs and push himself up to his feet as Dannica is at the top of the cage, about to pull herself up onto the very top of the cage. WallStreet runs for the corner, and runs up the ropes ala Kurt Angle before he leaps up and grabs the cage. At 6 foot 4 inches, WallStreet has less of a journey ahead of him than Dannica did so obviously he’s able to get up to about where she is a bit quicker than she did. But as he does Dannica delivers a stiff back kick into the face of WallStreet. WallStreet leans back, still holding himself up on the cage as the capacity crowd is on their feet, waiting in anticipation�?Dannica delivers another kick with similar results to the first�?And then finally she drills his face hard with a third kick that sends him flying back off the cage and landing hard on the mat below.

Menson, "YES! DANNICA! DANNICA’S ABOUT TO WIN THIS THING!"

Stephanie’s rushed over to the other side of the cage, shouting words of encouragement to the Bytch champion�?Dannica gets up on top of the cage�?But she doesn’t sit on it and flop her legs over the other side�?She stands up and grabs a cable to help her keep her balance as she looks down at WallStreet who’s on his back in the middle of the ring, lying in a diagonal direction.

Menson, "Don’t look back! Just Go! Go Dannica, GO!"

While nobody can think for Dannica, we can almost imagine what may be going through her mind as time ultimately slows down for us for just a moment�?She thinks back to the hennas assault on Frankie Flavor�?The way he wrecked her best friends family, and in a way her own family as she and Stephanie are like sisters�?The way he walks around here, his chest puffed out, talking about how all the BUD superstars walk on the other side of the hall with their eyes on the floor�?How she’d love to shut him up. But what will escaping the cage to win prove? She can already see it now�?Next week on Hangover, WallStreet just as cocky as he’s ever been, in the middle of the ring telling the world that Dannica didn’t beat him, she just happened to escape the cage. She didn’t pin him, didn’t tap him�?So what’s it mean? No�?WallStreet’s not leaving here with a cop out�?He’s not leaving with his pride and his ego�?Hell No.

And as all of those thoughts race through her head as time comes back to full speed�?/FONT>

We pick up at Menson saying "Go Dannica, GO!"

Dannica spins around, and then she leaps off the cage, sailing backwards as the arena becomes a sea of camera flashes�?

Menson, "OH! MY! GOD!"

She’s midway down, The crowd erupting�?/P>

And finally she connects with a fifteen foot Moonsault on WallStreet. She lands on WallStreet with such impact that she literally bounces off his frame and ends up across the ring on her back as the crowd is going biserk.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT�?/EM>

Hellion, "HOLY HELL! THAT BYTCH IS CRAZY!"
Menson, "SHE HAD IT! She Had it won! But she�?She�?Her pride�?She had to drive that extra steak into the heart of WallStreet, But at what cost?!

Stephanie’s clinging to the cage, screaming to Dannica for her to get up, and that she can do it, as both WallStreet and Dannica are out on the mat. WallStreet rolled over to his chest holding his ribs after the moonsault and Dannica holding her ribs on her back.

Crowd: DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA, DANN-I-CA�?/EM>

Lorrett checks WallStreet, then checks Dannica�?Getting no real response from either performer he begins to apply his count. ……………………………�?……………………………�?………………………………�?………………………………�?……………………………�?………………………………�?/FONT>

The crowd is still chanting Dannica’s name and apparently it’s slowly starting to work as we can see her trying desperately to roll to her side. Invariably she does roll to her side, and she sees WallStreet near by.

6………………………………�?/FONT>

She slowly rolls to her stomach and begins slowly pulling herself over toward WallStreet�?/FONT>

7…………………………………�?/FONT>

Menson, "Can she make the cover?! If she can ya have to believe it’s over here!"
Hellion, "Don’t you count him out! COME ON STREET! GET UP!"

She continues to inch�?/FONT>

8…………………………………………�?/FONT>

Menson, "YOU CAN DO IT DANNICA! GO!"
Hellion, "COME ON TAYLOR! GET UP!"

She gets to where her hair brushes against his shoulder.

9………………………………………�?/FONT>

Just as he’s about to count ten she uses all her might and rolls WallStreet to his back, and then flops across his upper torso. The crowd erupts as Lorrett drops down�?/FONT>

Menson, "YES!"

Lorrett & Crowd: ………………………………�?

Hellion, "KICK OUT!"

Lorrett & Crowd: ………………………………�?

Menson, "SHE’S GONNA DO IT! SHE’S GONNA PIN WALLSTREET!"
Hellion, "NO! KICK OUT!"

Lorrett & Crowd: …………………………………�?!

The crowd erupts as Menson screams, "YES! SHE’S DONE IT! SHE’S DONE IT! DANNICA CARMICHAEL HAS DEFIED THE ODDS AND BEATEN THE WALLSTREET BRAWLER TAYLOR MCCALLISTER!!!"

BUT WAIT! Has she?! The bell never sounded. We look in the ring and Lorrett�?Lorrett�?He’s got his hand raised with only TWO fingers up!

Menson, "What the�?It was only Two?!"

The crowd is booing louder than they’ve booed all night as a box comes up on the higher right of the screen labeled "Replay".

Menson, "Well here ya see the cover�?

We watch in slow motion as Lorrett counts One�?Then Two�?Then we see his hand coming down from three, But JUST�?and I mean JUST before his palm slaps the mat the third time we see WallStreet’s shoulder blade come about a quarter of an inch off the mat.

Menson, "My God�?this contest is still underway folks. WallStreet somehow, Someway, got that shoulder far enough off the mat to break the count!"

Stephanie slams her fist against the cage in frustration. She begins screaming for Lorrett to come over there, as she and he begin arguing over the count. Dannica looks up with a deep, deep look of disappointment as she really thought she had it there. But staying true to her character, she’s not about to give up now. Dannica crawls over to the ropes and uses them to help her pull herself up. She leans on the ropes for just a moment as WallStreet rolls over to his knees and forehead, clearly still in pain from that moonsault.

Menson, "That moonsault off of the top of that cage has left both these performers the worse for wear."

WallStreet slowly pulls himself up and as he does Dannica rushes over and delivers a kick to the gut. She then wraps him up in a front face lock and extends her arm, letting out a yell�?She spins around�?/FONT>

Menson, "SHE’S LOOKIN FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!"

But as she spins WallStreet uses both hands and shoves her forward. Danncia springs forward and ends up colliding with Referee Paul Lorrett who had his back to the action while he was arguing with Stephanie. Lorrett jolts forward and smacks his head on the steel door frame for the cage, making him drop down to the mat holding his head. Dannica turns around and sees WallStreet lunge forward looking for a Clothesline but Dannica leaps up, wraps her legs around his Neck, and flies back with another huge Hurrincarana�?However when she comes down and flips him over she doesn’t release the hurrincarana, but ends up grabbing his legs into a pin, making it look a lot like the end result of Rey Mysterio’s "West Coast Pop".

Menson, "She’s got the pin but Lorrett is down!"

On the outside Stephanie quickly withdraws a key from her pocket and unlocks the pad lock on the cage door. The crowd pops as Stephanie withdraws the lock, swings the door open, rushes in, and drops down in front of Dannica.

Menson, "STEPHANIE’S IN! THIS COULD BE IT!"

Stephanie and the crowd both count: …………………………………�?

Menson, "YES!"
Hellion, "NO!"

Steph & Crowd: ………………………………………�?

Menson, "IT’S GONNA BE OVER HERE!"

Crowd: ………………………………�?!

But while the crowd counted, Stephanie stopped. Dannica cocks her head to the side and Stephanie just smirks, standing up with an evil grin on her face.

Menson, "What the Hell?!"

Dannica releases the legs of WallStreet and stands up, a look of confusion on her face as she approaches Stephanie.

Dannica, "What’s going on."

Stephanie out of no where spins back, and SLAAAAAAP!

Menson, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
Hellion, "A BITCH SLAP!"

The crowd is booing louder than they’ve ever booed before as the force from Stephanie’s slap actually makes Dannica spin around in a half circle. As she spins around WallStreet, who obviously is back to his feet, delivers a deep kick into the gut of Dannica. WallStreet then hooks her arms, and leaps into the air before planting her face first into the canvas via the Stock Market Crash, making the crowd boo louder.

Menson, "That son of a Bitch!"

WallStreet gets up with a grin on his face that matches Stephanie’s.

WallStreet pulls Dannica off the Mat, hoist her up over his shoulder, and then places her down on her feet on the outside ring canvas. She’s clearly still out from that Massive Stock Market crash as she simply falls back, being held up only by the cage wall. WallStreet reaches into his trunks and withdraws a�?Box Cutter?

Menson, "What the Hell’s he doin?!"

WallStreet opens the box cutter and bends down, cutting through the stiching on his right knee pad. As he does the knee pad drops off his leg, but so too does a pair of Handcuffs.

Menson, "What the Hell?! He had on two pairs of Knee pads and has a pair of handcuffs inside of em?!"

WallStreet grabs the cuffs, grabs Dannica’s wrist, and then lifts it up, pinning it against the cage. He cuffs her right wrist to the cage wall as the crowd is throwing garbage at the ring at this point. Most of it’s just bouncing off the cage wall, but an occasional cup or waded up paper makes it over the cage. We even see what looks like a full cup of cola hit WallStreet’s back but he pays it no mind.

Menson, "This is a damn travesty!"
Hellion, "I’m still not sure what the Hell’s going on! Did Dannica piss Stephanie off enough that for this one match she and WallStreet came to terms? Or�?Is this�?Is This more than that?!"

WallStreet bends down with the box cutter and slits the stitching on the left knee pad, getting the same result he had with the right. WallStreet grabs the other pair of cuffs and hooks Dannica’s left wrist the same way he did the right.

WallStreet looks to the back as the camera looks right at him and he says, "LIFT THIS SON-BITCHIN CAGE UP!"

Menson, "WHAT?!"

Sure enough the cage begins to rise with Dannica cuffed to the wall, her arms spread wide as if she was just crucified.

As the cage is raising WallStreet turns to Stephanie, Both of them grinning�?WallStreet extends his arms widly, smugly�?And Stephanie does the same. The two come together and embrace in a tight hug before WallStreet shakes her hand, making the crowd boo even louder, continuing to throw things at the two.

Menson, "THOSE SONS A BITCHES! THEY�?THEY�?THEY PLAYED US THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!"
Hellion, "HOLY HELL! EVEN *I* DIDN’T KNOW!"

Menson, "LOOK AT EM! LOOK AT EM! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, LOOK AT THE SMUG SONS-A-BITCHES! WallStreet sold out! And even worse, Stephanie McMahon Margera not only Sold Out, but she sold out at the expense of her best friend AND BUD!"

Up atop of the stage we can see a few security guards being forced out from behind the curtain with their backs to the ring�?It doesn’t take long for us to realize that Devon West, Dannica’s fiancé, is actually trying to come to the ring but has been trying to get through a whole security team to do it. The cage has been extended high in the air with Dannica cuffed to it. WallStreet and Stephanie both look up at Devon trying so desperately to come to the aid of his girlfriend�?It makes them chuckle a little. WallStreet walks forward and puts his foot on the bottom rope, pushing it down as he reaches down and grabs the second rope, lifting it up. Stephanie nods and exits the ring as WallStreet follows.

One of the guards looks back down the ramp at Stephanie and Stephanie says very nonchalantly, "Go ahead, Let him go."

The crowd is furious as they see the smug looks on WallStreet and Stephanie’s faces. But finally the guards release Devon, who stumbles over his first couple of steps he’s in such a frantic, and then darts down the stage and slides into the ring, looking up at his hanging fiancé, screaming for someone to lower the cage.

Menson, "I just�?I can’t believe what the Hell we’ve seen!"

WallStreet and Stephanie get to the end of the walk way, looking back so smugly, so�?Proud�?Of what they’ve done as they hoist each other’s arms up once again, as "Die Motherfucker Die" by Dope begins blasting over the PA from the starting lyrics.

Menson, "I�?I Will never forget this day�?And I hope�?I hope beyond Hope, that neither does Karma or God or whatever you may believe in, because if there’s any justice in this world�?these two will get what’s comin to em!"

With that the cameras fade to the next scene.

Winner: Bobby Johnson
Match Length: 14:54
Reaction from the crowd (Scale of 1 - 10): 8
Offense ratio: 50-30-20, Bobby
Finish: Killa Kick (Superkick); Pinfall

Summary: The crowd was still reeling from SMM and Wall$treet when this match began. While Leaky and DC did well in their own right, Bobby dominated this match. There really wasn’t atime when he wasn’t in control. He separated the two and worked them over individually and then would do the smart thing and rest when DC was fighting with Leaky. This was Bobby’s match and the crowd was behind him 100%. At the end, Leaky took out DC over the top rope but then Bobby hit a dragon whip and then backed off setting up for the Killa Kick as the crowd chants

Crowd: “Killa! Killa! Killa!�?/P>

Like HBK waiting to hit Sweet Chin Music, Bobby starts pounding the mat with his boot and the crowd starts clapping along with it. When Leaky is up and turns around, Bobby smokes him text book right on the chin and covers for the 1-2-3

LM: “Bobby wins! Bobby Johnson retains the BUD-Vision!�?/FONT>

MH: “I told you this was his night, haters�?/FONT>

LM: “Thank you all for joining us for this pay per view! I’m .. I’m still in shock over Stephanie and WallStreet!�?/FONT>

MH: “As are we all, just bask in Bobby’s Championship glow, it soothes all�?/FONT>

LM: “What?�?/FONT>

Krystmas Kaos goes off the air with Bobby holding up the BUD-Vision Title

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