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Venue: Coliseo de Puerto Rico Jose M. Aorelot �?San Juan, Puerto Rico

Date: April 20, 2008
Deadline: 10:00 PM CST-USA [24-hour rule]

- Main Event -
Taiokaion vs Drew Stevenson^© w/Zooey Rose
BUD Heavyweight Championship Bout
Puerto Rican Death Match: Ring canvas ripped out, and tables are put in its place. These tables are covered in thumbtacks. The ropes are completely bound in barbed wire, and the turnbuckle pads are replaced with C4 explosives. Surrounding it all is a cell. On top of the cell are 3 20-foot ladders arranged in a pyramid, and 10 feet above the top ladder is the belt. The objective is to obviously grab the belt, but you've got to put it around your waist. If you drop it, then the match continues
Backstory: For weeks all three men have taken over Hangover, Drew was the first week, Hunter was the second, and in a shocking twist, Taio was entered into this feud as well as the third week. Now they all go out of their way to face each other in this extremely painful match. Who will come out the winner and be seen back in the states as the Heavyweight Champ.

Winner: Drew Stevenson

- Match 7-
Jade Jiles vs Rebecca Rancid

Stips: Leather strap match

Backstory:

Winner: Rebecca Rancid

- Match 6-

Midnight vs Kevin Sane

Stips: Casket match/Franchise Championship Bout

Winner: Kevin Sane

- Match 5 -

Zarek Lyle vs Leaky Format

Stips: First blood match/Number one contendership for the BUDVision Championship
Backstory: These two have had heated words between each other and it is said by Roxy herself that if Zarek no shows again, he could very well be fired.

Winner: Leaky Format

- Match 4-

Jade Gellar vs. Tim Stone

Regular Bout

Backstory:

Winner: Jade Gellar

- Match 3-

Jay Styles vs Akmed
Stips: Submission
Backstory:

Winner: Jay Styles

- Match 2-

Devil Doll vs Gemini
Stips:
Backstory:

Winner: Devil Doll

- Match 1 -
Open Roster Battle Royal for the THC Title

Stips: The Hell in a Cell cage will be lowered down for this match. The only way to win is to climb the cage. But be careful, there are trap doors on the cage, so if you fall down, you can still grab a ladder from inside the ring. Try to climb the ladder which will take you back up to the cage and try to capture the THC title which is being held. The first one to grab the belt and leaves Puerto Rico on a plane, wins. 24/7 Rules apply.

Winner: Martie

Camera fades in backstage outside of a room that is marked as the Green Room, Josh Prick is first on the scene as he looks at the name of the room and then looks into the camera with a smirk on his face. He turns to look at the room plate and tries to open the door but its closed shut. He knocks on the door and a voice from the other side is heard.

Voice: Who is it?

Josh: Josh Prick, I work for BUD.

The door is opened a tad bit and Josh tries to see who is on the other side.

Voice: What do you want?

Josh: Well... it says here the Green Room and I thought maybe since this is 4/20 that.

Voice: You thought we were doing that ganja?

Josh: Well... yeah.

Voice: Are you a cop?

Josh: What? No. I told you, I work for BUD. Im an interviewer. I was just passing by and I saw the name plate.

Voice: What name plate?

He opens the door to reveal himself to be Snoop Dogg.

Josh: YOUR! ITS YOU! What's going on in there?

Snoop: Ahhh shizzle.

From behind Snoop, out walks Dante Cross with a fresh of breath air and his eyes puffied out.

Josh: Dante? Ahh man, there has to be a party in there. Let me in.

Snoop: Whoa there homie. You coming in this game like you done started the rules. Back on up there. Its like this and like that you see and as a matter of fact, your on the clock so you best be steppin on outta here.

Josh: You serious? Oh... okay.

Snoop: Nigga.... Come back here, you shoulda seen the look on your face.

Snoop turns to look back at Dante who smiles and they allow Josh in.

Snoop: Its gonna get sticky icky tonight.

Before the door is closed, Devil Doll stops it from closing, and Snoop looks outside again.

Devil Doll: Hell fucken yeah, its that D O double G! What it be homie?

Snoop: Aint nothin but a g thang baby, what it be?

Devil Doll: Y'all are tokin in there? Homie.... let me in.

Snoop: Fo shizzle, you know I cant let a homegirl down.

Right before she walks in, Kevin Sane stops the door.

Snoop: Ahh man. Its about to be a west coast party up in here.

Kevin Sane: Damn straight. Let me in Dawg.

Snoop: Fa shizzle nizzle!

Kevin Sane walks in and Dante Cross walks out.

Snoop: You relaxed now homie?

Dante: Hell yea.

And just like that a hand is set on Dante's shoulder. Dante turns around and his buzz is about to be ruined as Syck is standing right there in front of him. Both stare at each not knowing of which one of them is about to strike first. Syck looks up and down at Dante and nods his head up and down.

Syck: So this is how your grieving?

Snoop: Now now y'all aint got to fight. Remember, the house of the dogg is your house too.

Syck: Snoop, im glad you came... to Puerto Rico. Dante, I dont understand. Roxy certainly didn't tell me she invited you so it must be a mistake on the security part unless you managed to slip right past it.

Four security members jump in as Syck smirks at Dante.

Syck: You dont need to be here. Especially in the state that your in. Guys, please escort Mr. Dante Cross out of the building. He is trespassing on BUD property.

The team of security grab Dante and escort him out but Syck stops them.

Syck: Oh and Dante... sorry to hear about Nikki. She was.... one of ours.

They take him out of the building as Syck smiles and then it turns back to a serious look on his face as he turns to look at Snoop.

Syck: Why you trippin out dogg? Yo, light me up.

Snoop: My Nigga!

Syck: Why do you think I made the green room for.

They close the door behind them and the camera fades to the middle of the ring where Lily is about to announce the participants of the first match. As she does so, the cameras zoom in on a few signs here in Puerto Rico. "Boricuas love BUD" "RIP Nikki Black" "Why, Nikki Why?" and "Cuatro Y Veinte 4Ever." The cameras zoom back and they zoom in on Mark Hellion and Jack Shepard.

Mark - Welcome everyone, we are here and we are live from the Coliseo de Puerto Rico in San Juan, Puerto Rico. This is BUD 4/20 and what better way to celebrate tonight or all day at all then with the people of Puerto Rico. Im telling you, I went out for a few tokes and I was in heaven. These people know how to throw a party.

Jack - Hey everybody, Im Jack Shepard. And tonight we have a very special show for you. But first, before we can even take all this in... we have a sad announcement to make.

Mark - Were out of weed?

Jack - No... well, not yet. But this past week, one of ours passed away. I dont care if she committed suicide. But she was one of our greatest. And for that we salute her.

Mark - Im getting word that once we get back to the states were going to celebrate her memory. So that would mean on June 30, it will be the Nikki Black Memorial Show.

Jack - Put that aside, we have a great show for you tonight and its not because im getting paid to tell you that. Its the truth. Tonight we have Jade Jiles going up against Rebecca Rancid and who is in the middle of all of this? Sparrow.

Mark - He committed a sin when he cheated on his wife.

Jack - Yea, but we love him for this here in BUD.

Mark - Also tonight we have Jay Styles going up against Akmed and Kevin Sane defends his Franchise title against Midnight.

Jack - She also tried to commit suicide.

Mark - Isn't there another way to go besides suicide? If you cant handle the preassure of being in the ring or the backstage politics, then retire. Dont go out like the Von Erichs and drop dead and have us feel sorry for you.

- Match 1 -
Open Roster Battle Royal for the THC Title
Stips: The Hell in a Cell cage will be lowered down for this match. The only way to win is to climb the cage. But be careful, there are trap doors on the cage, so if you fall down, you can still grab a ladder from inside the ring. Try to climb the ladder which will take you back up to the cage and try to capture the THC title which is being held. The first one to grab the belt and leaves Puerto Rico on a plane, wins. 24/7 Rules apply.

Camera zooms back into the ring where the hell in a cell cage has been lowered down and all the participants in this battle royal are ready to start punching. Jay Styles is looking at the cage ready to start climbing while Martie and Devil Doll are side by side ready to fight off Ethan Hunt and Vincent Vega. Gemini is hanging back right next to Tim Stone and Leaky Format who are ready to face off. The bell rings and you can see the bodies flying from one end to the other. Akmed gets a hold of Midnight and takes her down while Leaky Format does the same to Jay Styles. They are all fighting each other trying to be able to be free to climb the cage. Devil Doll punches Ethan Hunt off of her and takes his head and drives it into the cage knocking him back. Devil Doll immidiately jumps on the cage and begins to climb it but Vincent Vega seems to stop her from doing so.

Mark - If you ask me, Akmed just realized what this match is all about.

Jack - Good use of the chair.

Akmed grabs a chair and starts to swing it at everybody including Jay Styles whom he is facing later on tonight. Martie grabs a hold of Vince Vega and starts to swing at him allowing Devil Doll to continue to climb the cage. Unfortunately it cant be possible as Gemini Avery shows up with a chair and slams it on the back of Devil Doll. Gemini grabs Devil Doll by the hair and pushes her head first into the cage knocking her out and starting to make her bleed from her forehead. Gemini smiles as she leaves towards the back coming in to make sure her opponent isn't in good shape for their match.

Mark - Isn't her match next?

Jack - According to the schedule, yes.

Mark - Who booked this?

Jay Styles gets behind Akmed and applies a sleeper on him. Martie turns to look at Leaky who is trying to climb the cage but Jay grabs a hold of him and takes him out. This leaves Martie to climb the cage as well and with his speed he is almost in the middle. But trailing right behind him is Midnight who is trying to get a hold of Martie's leg.

Jack - That vampire sure knows how to fly up there.

Mark - Its her power.

Jay Styles climbs the cage as well but to his unfortunate luck, Leaky and Akmed have decided to team up and go after Jay Styles. Midnight and Martie are almost at the top of the cage battling each other trying to get the other off of the cage. Devil Doll climbs the cage as well and tries to help out her friend Martie. Martie kicks Midnight off of him and she slips down to the middle of the cage. Martie climbs the cage and tries not to step on the trap doors.

Mark - I never thought I would say this but Martie is on his knees trying to get the THC belt.

Jack - Good use of his knees. Wait a minute, he's gay!?

Mark - Tell me your kidding. Tell me you smoked some of that weed.

Jack - I did. Medical Marijuana.

Jay Styles is at the top of the cage as well as he tries to shake off Akmed and Leaky Format whom have both scaled the top of the cage. Tim Stone is on the bottom still getting beat by Ethan Hunt and Vincent Vega. Both Jay and Martie come up to each other and stand on top of the cage face to face. Martie warns Jay about both Akmed and Leaky while Jay warns Martie about Midnight and Devil Doll. Jay Styles immidiately turns around to punch Akmed and Leaky Format but they are victims of the trapped doors. Martie turns around and goes after Midnight who ducks down and back tosses Martie onto the steel cage. Devil grabs a hold of Midnight, kicks her in the gut, and delivers a ddt on top of the cage. Devil Doll tries to go over to middle of the cage where the title is hanging and as she goes to grab it, she is another victim of the trap door.

Mark - OH MY GOD!

Jack - Everyone is out! She is going to feel that in the morning.

Akmed is the first to get up as he grabs a ladder and puts it in the middle of the ring to try and climb it. Leaky Format is on his tail as he tries to grab Akmed and push him off of the ladder.

Jack - So all they gotta do now is climb the ladder, get on top of the cage which is conviniently set up so that the 16 foot ladder is able to reach the top of the cage, get out of there, and reach for the belt.

Mark - Yep.

Jay Styles, Akmed, Leaky Format, and Devil Doll who just got up are staring at each other. Jay Styles goes after Akmed while Leaky tries to sucker punch the already bleeding Devil Doll but she ducks it and pushes Leaky on to the ladder. Meanwhile at the top, Martie has gotten up from the pain and crawls over to the belt but he notices the hole in the middle. He gets up, backs up for a bit, but Midnight grabs a hold of him, scoops him up over her shoulders, and tries to slam him but he pushes into the hole in which she stops on the edge. Devil Doll and Jay Styles are on top of the ladder trying to take each other out. Jay Styles hit Devil Doll in the face and reaches the top of the cage where Midnight just stomps on Jay Styles hands and he falls off the ladder. Martie comes up from behind Midnight and pushes her into the hole in which she is able to grab the edge of the trap door and gets her feet planted safely on the ladder but Devil Doll is right there punching her in the gut to get off the ladder.

Mark - All Martie has to do now is swing on that belt.

Martie immidiately runs, jumps on the belt, and begins to swing on it.

Jack - You know that nerd is up there thinking he's Indiana Jones.

Mark - The gay Indiana Jones.

Martie unclips the belt and lands on his back on the steel cage. He raises the belt in the air as the match ends.

Lily: Here is your winner... and new THC Champion! MARTIE!

Martie climbs down from the cage with the THC belt and the referee raises his hand in victory. However, Ethan Hunt runs up from behind Martie and elbows him in the back of the head. Vince grabs a chair and gives it to Ethan who places it on top of Martie and drop kicks the chair. Ethan immidiately covers Martie as the referee gets on his knees and delivers the count... 1...2..3.

Lily: Here is your winner... and new THC Champion! Ethan Hunt!

Ethan Hunt gets up and walks away with a smile on his face as the referee hands him the THC belt.

Jack - Looks like the 24/7 rule is in full effect.

Mark - Now Ethan has to watch his back, heck, even from Vincent Vega.

Ethan Hunt walks backwards as Vincent Vega is escorting him to the back. The cameras follow Ethan to the back where he is celebrating already as walks past the green room where Snoop Dogg calls him in.

Ethan: Hey Snoop, what's happening?

Snoop: Aint nothin but a few low down g's goin crazy up in here.

Ethan: Yea, word to yo motha.

Snoop: Nigga watchusay bout my momma?

Ethan: Nothin G' man. I said word is to your mom.

Snoop: Yo, im bout to slap the taste outta your mouth.

Vincent Vega comes in between and stares down at Snoop.

Ethan: Down Vince... see Snoop, the power of the scientology compells you. We are but men who are just on our business. No harm needed G. How's about you let us in on this fortunate day of 4/20 and allow us to smoke weed with you.

Snoop: Well.. I guess. Yo homie, aint that Martie coming on up?

Vincent Vega turns around to look but Snoop is able to grab Ethan inside the room. Inside a camera is getting the action as Snoop Dogg is able to beat up Ethan and kick him a few times.

Snoop: Gotcha sucka. Yo, you can come out now.

Gemini Avery comes out from behind the couch and pins Ethan as the referee makes the count... 1...2...3.

Lily: Here is your winner... and new THC Champion! Gemini Avery!

Gemini: Thanks.

Snoop: Word is born.

Gemini walks outside the green room with the THC title around her shoulder when she notices Vincent Vega trying to get security to open the door. She sneaks past them and makes her way to the ring about to start the next match.

- Match 2-
Devil Doll vs Gemini

Lily: The following match is scheduled for one fall...

Lights begin to flicker like crazy as "Bags" by Twiztid plays. The whole arena stands up as Laureli Slaughter aka Devil Doll comes walking out from beyond the curtains. Her husband Shadow comes out and both of them begin walking down to the ring. Laureli cracks her knuckles as she slides into the ring with Shadow in tow. Both of them taunt the crowd as Laureli waits for her opponent to come out.

Jack - She has a bandage on that injury.

Mark - Earlier on folks, during the battle royal for the THC title, she was attacked from behind by Gemini Avery and then thrown head first into the cage.

Jack - Lots of blood loss later and she is out here ready to take action.

The lights dim, the crowd cheers as Wake Up Call by Maroon 5 plays around the arena. Gemini walks down to the ring wearing her pink fortune teller cape draped around her before entering. She takes her cape off and reveals the THC title around her waist. She hands the belt to the ref who puts it away.

Mark - And here we are.

They make it to the center of the ring and lock-up, Devil Doll gets the upper hand by raking Gemini's eyes. She irish whips Gemini to the ropes, Gemini comes back, and Devil Doll hits a clothesline which Gemini ducks. Gemini hits the other ropes, comes back, and hits a cross body block on Devil Doll as well as the cover... 1...2...Kick out! Gemini picks up Devil Doll from her hair extensions, whips her to the corner of the ring, Gemini immidiately runs at Devil Doll at full speed and hits a splash followed by a bulldog as well as another cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Jack - The frustration in Gemini's eyes as she cant even get the job done.

Gemini picks up Devil Doll, tries to whip her to the ropes, but Devil Doll counters with an irish whip of her very own. Gemini goes to the ropes and as she comes back, Devil Doll hits a powerslam on the mat as well as the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT! Devil Doll gets up, kicks Gemini a few times, pushes her to the corner of the ring and continues to kick her across the back. Devil Doll picks up Gemini and applies a side russian leg sweep but Gemini counters it by elbowing Devil Doll in the face. Gemini backs up, runs at Devil Doll who immidiately lifts her up and hits a sidewalk slam followed up by the cover... 1...2....KICK OUT!

Mark - Devil Doll looks frustrated as well.

Devil Doll picks up Gemini who rakes the injured forhead of Devil Doll. She knocks her to the outside and slams her head on the guardrail. Gemini gets back in the ring and waits as the referee counts to 10.

Mark - And now here comes Martie!

As Shadow is looking on and trying to help his wife by breaking the count and distracting the referee... Martie slides into the ring with another referee. Martie spins Gemini around, kicks her in the gut, picks her up, and drives her down on the mat with the Greetings From The Queer Guy (click here). Martie immidiately covers Gemini as the referee begins to count... 1...2...3.

Lily: Here is your winner... and new THC Champion! Martie!

Martie gets out of the ring and the original referee is confused as to what just happened. The THC ref grabs the THC belt and hands it to Martie who raises his hands in the air. Devil Doll gets back in the ring and crawls over to Gemini who is trying to get up as well. Devil Doll gets up and delivers what looks to be a diamond cutter.

Mark - Hey Jack... GYF!

Jack - GYF?

Mark - GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Devil Doll immidiately goes for the cover... 1...2...3. Its over.

Lily: Here is your winner... Devil Doll!

Shadow jumps in the ring and celebrates with his wife as well as Martie joins the party and raises his hand in the air for both of their victory.

Mark - The night is not over yet, Martie better look behind his back all night.

Jack - Does it really matter right now? Both Devil Doll and Martie are celebrating their victory over Gemini Avery.

Mark - According to Devil Doll, she did say after she won tonight, she was gonne smoke a joint. So its all good for now.

Jack - Up next is Akmed vs Jay Styles.

- Match 3-
Jay Styles vs Akmed

Lily: The following contest is a submission match. Whoever is the first to tap out loses.

"Enter Sandman"m by Metallica starts to play over the PA system. The arena goes pitch black dark, as a red light takes over the darkness,smoke fills the ramp area and a video of Styles starts to play. As the smoke continuesto cosume the entire ramp Jay emerges through the smoke and on the ramp. On his way down to the ring, Jay ignores the fans and gets a determined look in his eyes as he awaits the arrival of his opponent.

Lily: Hailing from Memphis, Tennesee, weighing in at 225 lbs. Jay Styles!

The crowd gives styles a pop when suddenly a lone spotlight hits a man standing at the top of the ramp as the lights go out in the arena and "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" plays over the PA system. His head bobs with the music and about half way through the song he flings his head back and arms out to either side of him and the lights pop back on and Akmed sprints down to the ring and slides in on his back under the bottom rope. When he clears the rope he rocks back and does a kip up in the center of the ring to a chorus of boos.

Jack: Well this should be an interesting match.

Mark: Because everyone wants to see a 325 pound man put another guy in a chokehold.

The two make their way to the center of the ring and lock up. They seem to be equally matched but then Akmed starts pushing Jay back. Jays back hits hard against the turnbuckle and Akmed throws a barrage of chops at his chest. Styles falls to the ground and is almost immediately met by a swift kick to the face. The ref pulls Akmed back and tells him not to do that. Akmed moves the referee and Styles stands up and kicks Akmed in the chest. Akmed turns in pain and Styles runs and gives him a bulldog. Neither men are quick to get up.

Mark: You know...I just realized that these two barely even know submission moves.

Jack: Well I know Akmed knows a couple and Styles has been with Dean Malenko.

Mark: That won't help Styles though, look at Akmeds fat body, if he wanted, he could just crush Jays head inbetween his thighs.

Styles get up first and Akmed gets up just as quick. Styles throws a couple of punches towards Akmed but he blocks all of them. He uses his sheer size over Jay to lift him up in the air and deliver a nice sitout powerbomb. Akmed then walks over to Styles body and put him in a Boston Crab. Jay is in pain and reaches for the nearby ropes. Akmed realizes and pulls him to the center of the ring. The referee asks Styles if he wants to quit, he just shakes his head. Styles stands on two hands and starts walking towards the ropes, he reaches, and he grabs them!

Jack: What resilience by Jay Styles here.

Akmed doesn't release the hold into the count of four which has the fans chanting "You Suck". Akmed stomps on Styles back and then heads to the top rope. He does a taunt and flies off the turnbuckle looking for a swanton, but Jay Styles has gotten up and meets Akmed halfway with a dropkick to the face. Akmed falls back first and rolls around in pain. Jay Styles then pulls Akmed towards the center of the ring and puts him in a step-over Toe Hold. Akmed is hurt and put his hand towards the mat but then he simply powers out of the hold. Jay is in disbelief as Akmed stands and runs at him clotheslining him. Akmed picks him up and does a spinning brainbuster.

Mark: Now Akmed is taking control back.

Jack: He sure is, but he still has to make Styles tap.

Akmed picks Styles up and once again heads to the center of the ring. He locks in Sweet Dreams. Within mere seconds Jay Styles is down to one knee. He is running out of air and is just limp now. The referee comes over and lifts his arm. It falls. He lifts it again. It falls. He lifts it one more time. It falls...halfway. Styles stands up and starts backing up into the ropes. Akmed releases the hold but follows close to Jay, who both have momentum from the ropes. Jay has a slight speed advantage and gets about a foot ahead of Akmed who still chases him down though. Jay styles jumps on the middle rope and flips over Akmed catching him in a headlock followed by a russian leg sweep.

Jack: And what athleticism!

Styles stands and gives a small saulte to the crowd. He walk over Akmed and puts him in the Texas Clover Leaf. Akmed, already being hurt tries to break out but just can't. Akmed covers his head in frustration and begins to tap. The ref calls for the bell and Jay doesn't release yet. The fans still cheer and then Styles lets go. Styles points to his waist signalling he wants the gold now. Jay styles celevrates while walking back up the ramp.

Jack: Using a page right out of Malenkos book to finish the match.

Mark: Yes...how suave.

- Match 4-
Jade Gellar vs Tim Stone

Lily: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring from Miami Florida, Jade Gellar!

Like always there was calm before the real storm, fans were so quiet like they were in graveyard not in the arena. But that was probably because they knew something was going to happen in the following few minutes. Suddenly the lights dimmed out and the air started getting colder, the darkness wrapped all of the stage for like a minute. Then a video wall started stirring and finally something appeared on it. Actually it was a commercial about Jade. Gorgeous new photo shoot was shown. After the video broke down the lights finally blazed the arena and Mono Inc.'s song “Pain Machine�?blasted the P.A system. The fans exploded, more of them were booing of course but some of them despite all the hatred were chanting Jade’s name. And suddenly a shadow appeared on the ramp. Jade appeared like always beautiful and shinny, with smile upon her face dressed in mid-short jeans, nice belly-bottom top and trainning shoes. She made her way down the ring, before she enters it, she bowed her head a little, turned to the people front in the crowd, blew them a kiss and then winked. Jade slid under the ropes, doing the almost same entrance as Melina used to do back in WWE days. Jade looked around and slowly walked to the middle of the ring before turning with face to the entrance, waiting unpatiently for her opponent to come down.

Lily: Now hailing from Charleston, South Carolina, weighing in at 290 lbs, Tim Stone!

The match gets underway quick as Tim runs at Jade with a nice diving shoulder block but Jade easily dodges it. With Tim on the ground now Jade has him where she wants him. She puts him in a full nelson but when she tried to follow up with a german suplex she realized she couldnt do it and let go. Time stone chuckles and gives her a suplex powerslam.

Mark: I guess thats the way to handle it.

Jack: Thats not the way to treat a lady.

Mark: Ladies are just as good as men in this company Jack.

Tim is busy taunting and Jade stands up. Tim turns and meets a clothesline from Jade. He stands right into another and then one more. Tim stands one more time and is met with a dropkick sending him backwards into the corner. Tim runs at Jade and is met by a jawbreaker. Tim is still standing but is finally taken down by a bulldog. Jade heads to the top rope and goes for the elbow drop but doesn't connect. Tim stands up and gives the Chris Benoit cut throat. He picks up Jade and irish whips her into the opposite corner. He then runs at her with a spear but she sidesteps it. Tim hits his shoulder and turns to meet a quick chokeslam from Jade.

Mark: Mission Failed! Mission Failed!

Jack: She is even quick on her feet. Amazing!

Jade goes for the cover. 1...2....3! She raises her arms in victory as Tim Stone is left laying in the ring. She slide out under the ropes and heads up the ramp with her arms raised. She is the true victor tonight.

Lily: Your winner, by pinfall, Jade Gellar!

- Match 5 -
Zarek Lyle vs Leaky Format

Stips: First blood match/Number one contendership for the BUDVision Championship

Jack- This could be Zarek’s last match here in BUD Mark.

Mark- Could be for sure.

We return to the ring where Zarek and Leaky have already began fighting, fist to fist. Leaky begins getting the upper hand when Zarek throws a very stiff knee to his gut folding Leaky over. He stuffs Leaky’s head under his arm and falls backwards hitting a brutal looking DDT laying Leaky out.

Jack- Zarek looking to become number one contender here.

Zarek exit’s the ring and reaches under the ring grabbing a steel chair, he slides back into the ring and goes to smack Leaky with it but out of nowhere, Leaky kicks Zarek in the groin as he drops the chair. Leaky then leaps up hitting the Fameasser dropping Zarek face first into the steel chair.

Jack- This could be it Mark.

Mark- I hope it is.

Zarek rolls over on his back as the blood is trickling down his forehead. The referee signals for the bell as Leaky has won this thing.

Lily- The winner of the match�?LEAKY FOOOORMAAAAT.

Leaky smirks as the fans boo him loudly, they really hate him. Leaky exits the ring backing up the ramp getting a chorus of boos from these fans.

Jack: “Coming up next�?Is the BUD Franchise title defense!�?/FONT>

The scene heads to the back�?Kevin Sane is seen walking out into an empty hallway dressed to compete with his recently won BUD Franchise title wrapped around his waist. He was in the middle of sliding up his left arm a thing of customized torn spandex. His face was focused and intense�?But his eyes�?Wow. They looked like Chinese eyes. He widens his eyes and shuts them tightly and re-opens them in a wide fashion like he did before. He was still a bit stoned from the party earlier and was beginning to see thing�?Lights began to flicker on and off behind him as he slowly paced forward. The florescent lighting appeared to have a glitch or something�?but oddly enough�?the lights only flickered when he had JUST passed underneath them. He goes under one and had just finished rolling up his arm the spandex�?the light flickers like the past few times and he looks behind himself�?The hallway seemed a bit more dim than he remembered�?He looks a bit confused but shrugs it off. He walks forward underneath another florescent light and like the ones before it flickers after he passes it. He darts his attention around and KNOWS something was up. He rubs his eyes and glares up at the lights�?/FONT>

Kevin Sane: “What in the hell?�?�?/FONT>

Almost on que, there is a dark turn-off from the hallway leading down a different hallway. Kevin glares down it squinting�?his vision was still a bit impaired thanks to the pot he had smoked earlier, but this appeared to be more eerie than humorous like some of the things he was used to seeing. In the background the lights flicker and for the second they were on�?an image of his opponent for the night, Midnight. was shown�?she wore a devious smile�?then they go out�?Just like that. Kevin darts his attention around but looks a second too late to catch it. He snarls feeling a bit like someone was trying to pranks him.

Kevin Sane: “Alright, guys. I’m baked, but not stupid! I got a match up in mere minutes so it is NO time for games.�?/FONT>

Kevin goes to walk forward but stops and glares down the hallway he was once standing along side of�?A purple glowing fog begins to appear. Kevin’s eyebrow rises a bit�?he is looking to be more bewildered now than ever. Suddenly�?a dim purple spotlight shines down and shows a casket�?It creaks open �?And as it is revealing the confinements of it�?the door slams shut and the glow, fog and light shut off with it. Kevin stands there blinking for a few moments�?And then sighs deeply�?As he does a light in the background flickers on and off quickly and once again the image of Midnight is shown. You had to be paying close attention to catch the glimpse this time. Kevin releases his breath and shakes his head.

Kevin Sane: “Good thing 4:20 only comes around once a year�?I’m starting to visualize things from a haunted house�?Either I am not as good as I used to be with staying focused while being stoned�?Or this San Juan weed is�?THA�?SHIT! YEA-YAH!�?/FONT>

Kevin claps with a grin on his face as he walks forward�?taking none of these thing that just happen seriously. He thought it was him seeing things while he was stoned�?Maybe it was�?Maybe it wasn’t. Kevin walks forward and away from the scene�?The lights flicker once again and the image of Midnight is shown again and when the lights go back off�?she disappears�?/FONT>

-Match 6-
Kevin Sane vs. Midnight
Stips: Casket Match/BUD Franchise Championship

Jack: “I don’t know if Kevin was just seeing and hearing things or not�?But if he was�?we all must be stoned because I was seeing it too.�?/FONT>

Mark: “Doesn’t really matter. It’s 4:20... I seen a pink elephant flying around a minute ago�?Oh�?Wait�?That was that lard who thinks he’s a cruiserweight, Akmed.�?/FONT>

The lights dim, the crowd cheers as Reborn by Stryper plays. Pyros go off as Midnight comes out on the stage. She slightly smirks as she rubs her hands together. She then throws her arms up in the air and then front flip down to the ring. She then stops, turns around and slides into the ring. She then spins around and is in a crouch position. She then waits for her opponent as she smirks evilly. She then stands up and waits.

Mark: “This�?is one freaky chick.�?/FONT>

Jack: “It must be the attire and make-up…�?/FONT>

Mark: “No�?it’s the fact that she jumped off a balcony and survived and is now ready to fight a champion here in BUD.�?/FONT>

The sounds of Stone Sour’s “Reborn�?begins to blare throughout the arena. The music begins to blare and echo it’s tone throughout the arena. Well... it's not really music. More of, like, distorted sounds and such. The arena fades and become covered by a shadow of darkness with some regular white lights flickering around the big screen above the titan tron. The crowd pops all at once, cheering loudly as the music continues to play. About seventeen seconds into the music fireworks shoot up from the arena’s stage up to the ceiling over and over again until the song progressed about ten seconds, the explosions cause a large cloud of smoke to form around the entranceway. The lights throughout the arena look like the neon lights from a rock-show constantly flickering and shining to the beat of the music. Kevin steps through the cloud of smoke wearing his BUD Franchise championship belt still and stands in front of it glaring around at the crowd. And when he steps in sight of everyone the crowd just erupts!! To kill time for the song to progress to the point that he needed it to be, he runs across the stage to the end of the stage area and points out to the crowd giving them a taunt and it causes them to pop loudly! He runs back across the stage to the opposite side of the titan tron and points out to the crowd on THAT side and gives them a taunt causing them to pop loudly. He walks back to the center of the stand and takes a giant "sumo" stomp with his right leg and then he lowers his hand bouncing around for the moment until the song progresses into the chorus and Corey Taylor�?lyrics begin to scream �?EM>I AM EVERYTHING! I AM ANYTHING! I AM AUTOMATIC! I AM YESTERDAY! I AM EVERYDAY! I AM GONNA BE!�?as these lyrics are heard Kevin stands on the stage banging his head to the beat until the chorus is over and the beat gets softer�?Usually around this time it ends with him lunging his head forward which causes his hair to flop in his face. He then tosses the hair in his face back and runs his fingers through it to make sure it’s all to the back.

Lily: “Introducing�?The defending BUD Franchise Champion�?From Aomori, Japan by way of St. Louis, Missouri!�?He is “The Answer”�?KEVIN�?SAAAAANE!�?nbsp;

He turns and looks toward the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp�?as he walks down the ramp where his able to, he reaches over and claps the fans�?hands of one side then goes to the other side and does the same thing. He moves to the center of the ramp and then stands there bouncing in place for a moment then rushes forward and dives underneath the bottom rope sliding on his side which makes it easy for him to hop up�?He immediately darts toward the closest corner and swiftly ascends the turnbuckles. He points out toward the crowd and gives a single bow. He hops down and runs toward the other side of the ring, opposite to the corner in which he was just at, and he jumps up onto the second rope, bowing his head for a moment then raising it banging his head to the beat of the music which makes his hair bounce around. He gives this side a single bow similar to the one he gave the other side earlier. He hops down removing his title belt and hands it over to the referee and preps doing wrist exercises and bouncing from foot to foot.

Mark: “Took him long enough to get to the ring, God. What ever happen to just walking down the ramp?�?/FONT>

A casket rests ringside just below the ramp. Kevin glares down at it then glares toward Midnight who seems confident in her chances. Kevin doesn’t look interested in fighting her, more so from manners�?But out of no where she lunges forward hitting Kevin in the side of the head with a forearm. She takes him and attempts to Irish whip him toward the ropes but he reverses it and throws her into them. She comes flying off and runs right into a back body drop. The crowd pops as she hits the canvas with a thud. Kevin looks to end it early by motion for the ref to raise the lid of the casket. He grabs Midnight by her arm and lifts her up Irish whipping her toward the ropes with the casket underneath them. She catches herself on the top one. Kevin rushes forward but she drops pulling down the top rope! Kevin tumbles into the casket, but the lid HAS to be shut by Midnight. She reaches forward to grabs it through the ropes, but Kevin presses his foot against the interior of the lid which blocks it from closing.

Jack: “She HAS to close the lid to win. Kevin’s in the casket, but that means as much as if he were in the ring, nothing.�?/FONT>

Kevin, sensing his title was in jeopardy, uses his other foot and kicks the side of Midnight’s head she releases her grip on the lid and tumbles outside to the apron of the ring. Kevin gets out of the casket and then grabs Midnight sliding her off the canvas on the mat that the casket rest on. It was right beside them with it’s lid open wide. Midnight rakes Kevin in the eyes causing him to stumble back�?He was trying to avoid hurting her but she was angering him and the fans who booed slightly. Kevin walked forward and the received a brutal slap�?The crowd moans. Kevin seems to have had it. She rushes toward him�?Only to get a back body drop on the mat!

Jack: “Well�?Looks like Kevin is about to take this thing more serious than he wanted to!�?/FONT>

Kevin grabs her up by her hair and throws her halfway into the casket�?He slams the lid shut with her upper body in it and her lower half draping out. The refs look confused wondering why Kevin closed the lid with her only half way in it�?he cant win like that. Kevin climbs onto the ring apron and then ascends the ropes on the outside of the ring. The crowd cheers slight in anticipation. Kevin goes to the second rope and turnbuckle then taunts the crowd who pop for the moment and watch as Kevin leaps�?ALL the way over the casket to the opposite side that Midnight was on landing on the lid with a brutal leg drop!!! The crowd pops seeing the lid possibly crush Midnight in half!

Jack: “Good God! He did NOT just do that!�?/FONT>

Kevin clenches his lower back and tailbone area as he rolled off onto the mat outside of the ring. The ref open the lid�?Midnight laid there completely out of it�?The refs go to check on her�?Thinking she may have had so injuries in the abdomen�?But Kevin interrupts coming in squeezing in, squinting in pain, he dumps Midnight into the casket, and.. AGAIN�?refuses to close the lid�?he climbs back onto the ring apron�?refs see him, still clenching his lower back, beginning to ascend the turnbuckles and ropes again. The refs try and talk him out of it�?Kevin climbs up to the second turnbuckle and then the VERY top! The crowd cheers loudly seeing him go all the way up.

Jack: “Oh�?no�?Kevin�?NO!�?/FONT>

Mark: “That crazy Son of a�?He’s going to end up doing for her what she wants and killing her! This is OVERKILL!�?/FONT>

Kevin taunts the crowd who all pop LOUDLY. He looks a little wobbly at first�?standing up straight at the very top turnbuckle facing the casket with it’s lid opened up with Midnight inside it. Kevin sighs deeply then leaps! And dives into the casket with his Sane-actuary [Shooting Star Press]!!!! The crowd cheers loudly and begins a chant �?EM>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!�?over and over again. The refs instantly begin to check in the casket to make sure both people were alright�?nbsp;

Jack: “NO WAY! Jesus! If we were all sober, I bet we would think we were stoned after seeing what we JUST witnessed!�?/FONT>

Mark: “I don’t know WHY in the HELL he took THAT risk! This guy is undoubtedly insane!.. No pun intended! And that was NOT a compliment. I think this guy will prove to be a damn hazard with acts like that!�?/FONT>

Moments pass without movement�?The ref near the casket motions toward the back�?But as he has the EMTs rushing down to ringside a hand pops out of the casket it and it pulls out and arm�?which pulls out a body�?Kevin Sane! With a glimpse that looks like he was rising from the dead, he crawls out of the casket and falls out of it to the side�?he slowly rolls behind it and kicks the lid shut! The door slams down and then the bell sounds!

Lily: “Here is your winner�?And�?STILL BUD Franchise Champion! Kevin�?SAAAAANE!�?/FONT>

One ref opens the casket to check on Midnight while another carries Kevin his Franchise championship title belt. He is in a seated position scooting back up the ramp, squinting his eyes in pain. He takes his Franchise title and hugs it, realizing he had, for the first time, successfully defended it. He raises it up and he himself get back up to his feet. He taunts with the championship belt which causes the crowd to pop.

- Match 7-

Jade Jiles Vs Rebecca Rancid

Stips: Leather strap match

Lily- The following contest is a Leather strap match.

A joint gasp of excitement is heard between the man and women in the arena as they sit in darkness for a few moments. It is at this stage that the silence is solemnly broken by "Take Off" �?by Jack Rokka Vs. Betty Boo exploding through the BUD personal announcement system. The fans immediately get to their feet, as they know who owns the right to use this song as their entrance music�?Jade Jiles! Jade Jiles�?entrance video accompanies the music and the fans give off a rather positive reaction �?showing that they have clearly missed the woman we all love to hate. Within moments, Jade Jiles pushes past the gorilla curtain with a pretty smile upon her face. Notably, the ring announcer is seen standing in the ring with a confident glare in her eyes as she gently nods her head to Jade’s music and pouts her lips in approval. The Queen Feline proceeds to make her way to the top center of the ramp and when she gets there �?she simply places one closed fist upon the side of her hip and raises her other arm in the air, clearly absorbing the very positive response she is getting. Miss Jiles lowers her arm and begins to confidently strut down the entrance ramp with a very uplifting smile on her face as she walks past the fans who desperately seek a touch from her silky smooth skin. Jade eventually reaches the ring apron and jumps up onto it in a very feminine manner �?displaying a very demure vibe about her. The Queen Feline proceeds to strut along the apron, clearly teasing the fans by shaking her pert ass as she raises her skirt. Before the cheeks can be seen, Jade playfully winks at the crowd and enters the ring via the bottom rope. She walks over to the far turnbuckle and leans back in it waiting for her opponent.

The arena goes completely dark as the fans await the coming of Rebecca Rancid. A pyro blasts right over the stage area as "Just don't give a fuck" by Eminem rips through the speakers. A shooting star hits the top of the titantron as red and orange lights start to flash throughout the arena. White smoke completely fills the stage, ring and ramp area making the scene look like heaven. Through the fog, the silhouette of a luscious female is made visible. After it clears out the audience can get a glimpse of the lovely Rebecca Rancid who continues to walk towards the ramp. She stops at the ramp area where fans boo her causing her to smirk. Heading towards the ring, she slides in through the bottom rope and now stands in the center as pyros explode on each of the ring posts. The music dies down as she charges Jiles and tackles her to the canvas as both women begin throwing punches at one another and the ref signals for the bell.

Ding�?Ding�?Ding�?/P>

Jiles gets the upper hand on Rancid and mounts her beginning to throw several stiff rights and lefts and after a moment, she climbs off walking over to the referee getting the leather strap from him.

Jack- This thing already getting heated up.

Mark- CAT FIGHT! COME ON BOOBS, POP OUT.

Jiles walks over to Rancid who is getting up, she swings the strap striking her right in the ass causing her to jump up and hold her ass as Jiles begins whipping her repeatedly like a government mule.

Mark- I LOVE THESE TWO.

Jiles goes to strike Rancid again but she grabs the strap and blocks it then kicking her in the gut and is quick to wrap it around Jiles�?throat beginning to choke her with it as everybody cheers as this fast paced action taking place. Rancid keeps the strap around the throat of Jiles and launches her over the top rope as she falls but still remains being choked.

Jack- Jade being choked badly here Mark.

Mark- She is used to gagging, remember the explicit photo Sparrow showed us?

Jack- Uh�?Yeah.

After a moment, Rancid releases the strap causing Jade to fall to the outside floor. Rancid quickly exit’s the ring and grabs Jade by her auburn locks hitting a huge European uppercut then smirks sadistically. Jade attempts a huge clothesline but Rancid ducks under it and as she turns around�?/P>

BAM!

Rancid hit’s a nasty looking Parental fucking advisory sending Jiles face first onto the black padding outside. She then picks her up and tosses her into the ring, as Jiles lies there limp. Rancid quickly makes the cover with a huge smirk stretched along her face running from ear to ear.

One�?/P>

Jack- This thing is over.

Two�?/P>

Mark- You think?

Three�?/P>

The ref signals for the bell as Rancid gets up to her feet smirking. Sparrow quickly enters the ring sharing quite the naughty kiss with Rancid.

Lily- The winner of the match, REBECCA RAANCIIIID.

We cut out to a brief hyping for tonight’s main event between Taio and Drew Stevenson for the BUD Heavyweight championship in a Puerto Rican death match.

Backstage in the dressing room of Drew Stevenson, we open up seeing the champion lacing up his boots getting ready for his huge upcoming match here in just a few minutes. The beautiful dark haired beauty and Drew’s fiancé sits there next to him seeing that he looks very nervous but hides it very well. She gently rubs his back and begins starting a conversation with him, his forehead bandaged from that brutal assault last week by Taio and the entire roster pretty much.

Zoey: Are you ready baby?

Drew nods and takes in a deep breath replying.

Drew: Yeah, I am nervous because everybody counts out Taio but those are the ones who are usually the hungriest.

Zoey nods agreeing with him, she responds to him.

Zoey: That is true baby but you are the best and I believe in you.

Zoey leans over sharing a very passionate kiss with him. After their kiss, she reaches over grabbing his custom made BUD Heavyweight strap and holds it on her shoulder as they exit his dressing room heading to the curtain area getting ready for the Puerto Rican death match which is only minutes away.

Lily: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and its for the BUD Heavyweight Title...

Mark - So here's the thing... The ring canvas have been ripped out, and tables are put in its place. These tables are covered in thumbtacks. The ropes are completely bound in barbed wire, and the turnbuckle pads are replaced with C4 explosives. Surrounding it all is a cell. On top of the cell are 3 20-foot ladders arranged in a pyramid, and 10 feet above the top ladder is the belt.

Jack - The objective is to obviously grab the belt, but you've got to put it around your waist. If you drop it, then the match continues.

Mark - Remember, it has to be securely placed on their waist.

Heart of a Champion plays over the sound system and Taio walks out. He stands at the top of the ntrance and looks down on the ring. He begins to walk forwards slapping a few hands before standing in front of the apron. Taio jumps on the apron and frontflips over the ropes. He makes his way from turnbuckle to turnbuckle raising up one arm each time. As he's done rounding the ring, he stops dead center and waits.

Lily: In the ring at this time, from Monmouth, New Jersey... Taiokaion!

The arena goes dark, the lights shut off. The sound of ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown hits across the public address sound system as an enormous spotlight comes to life shining down onto the entryway, the naked eye cannot pierce through this extremely bright light. After a few moments, the light begins to fade as the figure steps through the light revealing it to be Drew Stevenson who is being led to the ring by his manager Zooey Rose. He wears his trademarked dark green Chute Boxe style shorts, boots, kneepads and has his hands taped up ala RVD style which the tape is also green. He walks down the ramp getting over to the steel steps and steps through the middle rope staring his opponent in the eyes.

Lily: His opponent, he is the current Heavyweight Champion... DREW STEVENSON!

Mark - You know this Firm that Drew is involved in, they can represent you.

Both Drew and Taio look up in the air and stares at the belt ready to go for the big gold. They carefully stand on the makeshift ring with thumbtacs all over the place and they start to head after each other carefully walking towards each other.

Jack - Is it just me or does BUD really enjoy the C4's? We've had them for Japanese Death Matches and the Ultimate Warfare match back in Feburary.

Mark - It just goes to show you, BUD will do whatever it takes to either make you or break you.

Jack - Barbwire ropes? Isn't this looking like a Japanese Death Match?

Mark - Just another name for pain Jack.

Both Drew and Taio stare at each other and around the arena wondering what the hell they got themselves into with this match. They immidiately go at each other with a lock-up but Drew pushes Taio into the ropes and immidiately Taio falls forward trying not to get himself into the barbwire. He lands on his hands on the thumbtacs which is another mistake.

Jack - You turn the other way and you will die.

Mark - There will be blood.

Jack - And Drew will drink his milkshake... Drink it all!

Taio stands up and they circle the ring once again. Drew steps forward and Taio pushes him into the ropes but Drew is able to hold on to the barbwire with his hands. He turns around and they immidiately trade punches. Taio gets the upper hand and sends Drew towards the corner trying to send him into the C4 explosives. Drew immidiately falls forward and knocks Taio down for a few punches but Taio pushes Drew off of him and gets himself into some thumbtacs. They both stand up and realize that they will definitely be blood.

Mark - This ring is a weapon!

Jack - tables, thumbtacs, C4, and a cell with three ladders on top. What more else do you want?

They try to go at it again by locking up but Drew punches Taio in the face and takes him down with a drop toe hold onto the tacs. Drew immidiately gets up from the hold and runs up to the cell to start climbing it. Taio gets up trying to get the tacs off of his elbows. Taio jumps on the cell as well and tries to push Drew's face into the cage but Drew elbows Taio in the gut and pushes him into the cage. Drew and Taio are dangerously close to the ropes and the turnbuckle as they continue to try and take each other off of the cell.

Mark - Oh my god. One bad move and one of them could go down.

Drew rakes Taio in the eyes, sweep his leg, and Taio lands on the barbwire.

Jack - OH MY GOD!!

Taio holds on to his leg trying to unwrap himself from the barbwire. Drew continues to climb the cage while Taio gets himself up and starts to scale the cage as well. Drew gets towards the edge of the cage where the trap door meets and begins to hold on to it but Taio just happens to get up there, he jumps up, and grabs a hold of Drew's legs and begins to swing himself from side to side.

Mark - This cant be good.

Jack - How would you like to die tonight? Either by going down through tables with thumbtacs or landing on some barbwire?

Taio continues to swing back and forth while at the same time holding himself on the edge of the cell while trying to hold on to Drew's waist with his legs. Drew holds on tight with his right arm while the left arm he is trying to break free from Taio's legs. Drew grabs a hold of Taio's legs and tries to hit both of them trying to get himself free. Taio grabs a hold of Drew's hand and wrenches it back to what looks like a chicken wing from up there.

Mark - In all my years! I never seen the crossface chicken wing used in that kind of predicament up there!

Jack - Is Drew headbutting Taio? They're gonna fall back!

Mark - Drew is gonna land on top of Taio!

Drew hits the last head butt and he loses strength on his right arm and falls back with Taio still hooked on him with the chicken wing right through the ring made out of tables filled with thumbtacs.

Mark - OH MY FUCKEN GOD!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jack - Can we fucken see that again?

The BUDvision turns on and it repeats what just happened from the camera angle as well as the sky camera angle.

Mark - They are dead! They are freakin dead!

BUD Officials as well as EMT's arrive on the scene, they open the cage, and try to push the tacs aside while peeking into the hole that was just made by these two wrestlers.

Mark - I am speechless... I just cant... wow. I never seen a match like this and I never seen two human beings drop down from 12 feet high through a bunch of tables. What is wrong with this picture.

Jack - Can the EMT's see them or do they have to go inside?

Mark - You know what's fucked up about this? Im high and I might be thinking im imagining this and tomorrow morning, everything is going to get back to normal. But even I dont think I took enough hits off of the Vader bong to imagine this shit up.

The EMT's back as they see a hand coming out from the hole and its Drew Stevenson who happens to crawl out of it with blood on his arms and the back of his head. The EMT's are looking at him with the flashlight to see he is still able to go on with this match and suddenly you see Taio's hand pop up as well. EMT's pick up Drew and try to convince him to get out of this match but Drew pushes one of them into ropes and the other one into the turnbuckle which immidiately explodes onto his back. Drew falls back on his ass and is shocked as to how the turnbuckle just exploded.

Mark - Somebody call the paramedics. The EMT's need EMT's.

Drew stands back up and picks up Taio who is covered in blood from his face. Drew whips him to the turnbuckle but Taio stops from hitting the turnbuckle. Drew immidiately runs at Taio and hits him with a splash which sends him back and turns the C4 on to blow on both of them.

Mark - OH MY GOD NO!!!

Jack - That's it... this match is over!

Once again both Drew and Taio are out of it. But Drew is semi out of it as he is able to get the strenght to get back up and climb the cage once again. Taio is hurt from his back but he is able to climb the cage as well. Drew climbs all the way to the top, gets out, and immidiately starts to climb one of the ladders. Taio gets out as well and immidiately begins to climb the other ladder. They get up to the third ladder and try to climb the top third ladder.

Mark - Oh no, no, no... I hope they dont fall off.

As Taio is trying to grab the third ladder, Drew realizes that he needs to do whatever it takes to get him off his tail. So Drew kicks Taio in the gut, lifts him up over his shoulder, and hits a variation of the angle slam on top of the cage which leaves a dent but not big enough to go through.

Mark - FINAL CONFLICT!

Both men are down once again in a world of pain. They get up and Taio sends Drew crashing into one of the ladders but they dont fall off. Taio scoops up Drew and body slams him on to cage. Taio gets back up and slowly climbs one of the ladders and as he gets towards the third ladder, he looks back down and realizes Drew is moving so he does what he normally does and takes one leap of faith into a high risk move.

Jack - He is not!

Mark - OH no, no... no freakin way!

Taio jumps and tries to hit a shooting star press but Drew moves out of the way and Taio lands on the cage. Drew gets up holding his ribs and looks up at the belt knowing what he is about to do will make this very interesting. Drew picks up Taio, wraps one hand around Taio's arm to grab his neck, and delivers a T-Bone Suplex on to the cage. Drew slowly gets up climbs the ladders and gets up to the third ladder where he immidiately climbs it and gets to the top. He unhooks the belt and climbs down with it. He gets down from the ladder to step on the cage and as he tries to taunt Taio with the belt, he goes to put it on his waist but Taio happens to have kicked Drew in the groin area which makes Drew drop the belt. Taio smiles as he gets up, picks up the belt, and shows it off to the crowd. He turns around with the belt ready to hook it around his waist but Drew gets a second wind and is able to hit a spinebuster on Taio who drops the belt back to the middle of the makeshift ring.

Jack - What the hell has this match gone to?

Mark - Well, the rules did state you drop it, you gotta pick it up and wrap it around your waist.

Drew and Taio are layed out on top of the cage while on the bottom is Zooey Rose wondering if Drew is ok and alive as she see's the belt right in front of her face. Drew sits up first, crawls over to the edge of the cage, and is able to crawl back down. Taio does the same and is hot on his trail. Once down in the ring, Drew picks up the belt, and as he is ready to wrap it around his waist, Taio jumps down on top of Drew with a cross body block. The belt is knocked down again as both Taio and Drew happen to need more than just medical attention.

Mark - What the hell is gonna take for this to end!

Taio sits up, grabs the belt, and tries to wrap it around his waist but Drew happens to sit up as well and immidiately wraps himself around Taio for a rear naked choke.

Jack - He isn't going to let go.

Mark - Who? Drew of Taio or Taio of the belt?

Jack - I think both!

Taio lets go of the belt and Drew lets go of Taio. Drew immidiately crawls over to the belt while Zooey is cheering on her man. Drew grabs the belt and Taio immidiately pushes him into the barbwire ropes. Drew is wraped with the barbwire and the belt hanging on the other side. Taio goes after Drew but Drew ducks down for a back toss on the barbwire ropes.

Mark - OH GOD!

Jack - Both of them are long gone with this already. I think the belt has suffered too much punishment for one day.

Both Drew and Taio try so hard to take the barbwire off of them that the belt is still up for grabs. Taio crawls over to the belt first, crawls over to the turnbuckle which has already been exploded, and tries to climb it trying to wrap the belt around his waist.

Mark - Is Taio going to win it tonight!?

Jack - There goes Drew!

As Taio is on top of the turnbuckle about to clasp on to the belt, Drew runs up, grabs a hold of Taio's waist, and delivers a German Suplex from the top rope through the table ring.

Mark - STOP THE MATCH!

Jack - AGAIN?

Mark - They are dead! They are both dead this time!

Jack - Can we see that again? I mean we saw it the first time, but now its a german suplex and it looks like both men took the fall for that one.

Another batch of EMT's and officials make their way inside the ring and try to look in with a flashlight. They notice some movement while officials are ready to call for this match if any man is deemed seriously injured. You see a set of black gloves come popping out of the hole and everyone is on the edge of their seat trying to figure out who it is. Zooey Rose is ready to come inside as she too wants to know what just happened.

Jack - Who is it?

Mark - Who is it and are they still alive.

Its... its... Drew Stevenson who gets out of the hole with what looks to be the BUD Heavyweight title wrapped safely around his waist. Officials immidiately call for the bell and the match to be over with.

Lily: Here is your winner... and still BUD Heavyweight Champion... Drew Stevenson!

Jack - I cant believe it!

Mark - Me neither. Both of them went through hell and both of them are hurt pretty badly.

EMT's are standing by trying to get Taio out of the wreckage while Drew is celebrating his victory with Zooey Rose who is clapping for him. Drew hands the belt over to Zooey who puts it over her shoulders as she stands right next to Drew who is getting strapped on a stretcher as well as Taio.

Mark - They are both in pretty bad shape at the moment.

Jack - It be a miracle if they get to Hangover.

Mark - Give those two some medical marijuana and they'll be all good.

Jack - That's all for 4/20 for tonight. We hope you enjoyed the show.

Mark - Join us next month why dont you.

The cameras turn to the BUDvision where they show footage of the entire night including the main event.

Camera fades out.

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