- Main Event -
Sean Hunter (c) vs Matt Matlock
Heavyweight Championship Bout
Stips: 5 Rp Limit
1. Even though Matlock showed that he put effort into his match, I enjoyed Sean's a lot more. Matlock gave excellent effort, no doubt about that, but I just found Hunter's to be a lot more.. Ehh.. Flowing? Hunter's "Boy Meets World" as creative, as was the rest of his RP's. Though MAtlock does deserve credit.. Althought I didn't like how quick he put out RP's on the last day, three in three hours, that were good, but didn't give Hunter the chance to get back at him. Though, with that aside, altogether, Hunter proved why he's BUD Champion. Winner? Sean Hunter.
2. THIS IS IT FOLKS THE MAIN EVENT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN HOPING FOR SINCE THE DAWN OF WRESTLING! Oh yes! Oh God... this shoulda been at BudMania! Just thinking about it excites me more then West Indian Super Porn. CAN YOU FEEL IT BUDDY? So let me get to it. First off both these guys started off STRONG, just like a fat man at a buffet, but towards the end they both kinda pussed out. I think this match was a bit text booked with the 5 rp limit which is good because by this time i'm tired of reading and i'm tired of this fucking text book and should toss it out a window. Anyways i'll make this brief. Going into these rps I thought that Matlock faired a good chance against Sean Hunter, I mean its Sean Hunter after all big fucking deal, I could shit a turd more talented then him. Anyways where was I going. Some of the Rps I thought tried to hard and i'm looking at you Boy Meets World, I mean Sparrow calling Hunter "my lord" WTF????? I shoulda given the match to Matlock for that one luckily for me he had some pretty stupid shit also however at this point I feel that "The Passion of the Cake" was a lot more creative then Boy Meets World... I thought it was hellua good but I enjoyed the creative angles from both. If those were the only two rps I had to judge then this match woulda been a draw. Moving on... I feel like kicking a dog. So anyways The rps carried on and while Sean Hunter carried on with a STRONG effort I feel that Matlock's effort slowly weakend as time progressed. Hunt man kept going strong which explains why his porn career last so long, even if in both aspects of wrestling and porn he potrayed a gay character 99% of the time. It is for this reason, not him being gay but the constant strong effort displayed by him, that I award the match to Hunter. This fed is really going to shit... he retained the belt :-/
3. Matlock was very impressive I was almost surprised. With a r/p limit and the time dragging on, I wasn't expecting him to even make it. He gave the last rush at the end which was completely ridiculous. I didn't care for that shit at all, but I had to judge the r/p's. After I pushed out the thoughts of cheap tactics I began to read the r/p's. While I would've liked to see the usual Sean Hunter, he just wasn't here this time around. He gave a lower display than usual, but it was enough to edge out Matlock in my book. Believe me if I could've I would vote for Matlock, because I lead the I hate Cake fan club. Unfortunately, I have to vote for who roleplayed better in my book and that was the Cunter. Very close and finally Matlock gave us an effort worth some respect...expect a few more no shows for him to be back to normal. Sean Hunter Retains.
- Match 8 -
Rebecca Rancid vs Mat Collins(c)
BUDvision Championship Bout
Stips: Fire and Broken Glass match
1. By the time i've reached this match i've grown pretty sick of fucking having to judge matches. I dont intend to judge matches next time around, fucking PPV. You bitches made me stop "doing the hustle" to judge these fucking CRAP RPS! Thats right I said it all the RPS are crap. However I did find that the Rps for the following match were quite good and very high above the substandard crappl level of rping in this wicked Rp. At first I thought i'd have to DQ one of Matt's Rps because it was posted at 10:17 however it was a repost of an rp he posted earlier he just fancied it up a bit. So for anyone who bothers to read this, you can all learn from Mr. Collins and for anyone not reading this your sister is a whore. Now this was kinda fun the fact that both these people as far as I understand are immortal... whooptie shit. Yall really need to sit down and Read Gulliver's Travels oh yea and fucking stop watching HighLander. I'll kick yah in the nuts. So anyways Ms. Rancid seems to have embraced her gifts and has even gone on to seem to boast about her killing her parents or being the cause of there death i'm not quite sure, but its that old chesnut. Apparently her given name is Rebbeca Rancid Menedez. *Yawns* Fuck I'm tired. So anyways I read Mat's stuff, fuck it was long too, cant we just start hireing retarded people who cant type for BUD? Anyways his Rps were really good. I loved how he disects Rebecca and how he prepares for his match as well as drawing things from BUD's history, to prepare himself. However like the Syck, James match I think that its Rebecca Rancid who put fouth more effort here and pulls off the win. I'm hoping that this turns into a good feud, between The Cause and Collins, but not to good of a feud because i'm going to pimp all those hos.
2. Easily the match of the night. Rebecca came out firing strong and really put in a lot of effort into this match. You could tell she wanted the win. The voice interaction was played out well with it culminating at the end and showing her desire to not just become the new champ, but beat a worthy competitor. Mat showed the same, that it was more about pride and protecting their records against real comeptition in each other. He came out countering Rebecca's trip to Romania with his story which was quite interesting as well as coming back at Becca who kept him on his toes about Valek. In the end I feel that it was Rebecca who took it to Collins and managed to simply out RP him. Mat's story was good but Rebecca didn't seem to care and was more focused to win. Winner? Rebecca Rancid.
3. This was definitely a close call. Both started off strong, and only continued to get better as they posted. Both threads were very entertaining, mixing character development and match discussion very well. Rebecca's "phantom stranger" was a great way to reveal more about her character and the way she works, and the interaction with the other Cause members was done in just the right amount to show that there is a world outside of her match, but not to detract from the rest of the promos. At the same time, Collins interspersing his match promos among clips of his past sucked me and and kept me interested throughout. Both people wanted to win this match. Both people put forth a good effort. Either thread could be used as an example to someone just coming into e-fedding as the right way to do things. In the end, it simply comes down to the little things, things like flow and word choice. In this case, I think Mat did a slightly better job of getting his points across clearly, concisely, and entertainingly. I found myself just a wee bit more engrossed in his thread at the end than I did Rebecca's, and in a match this close, it's that sort of little thing that makes the difference.
- Match 7 -
Keisha Williams vs Whisper
Bytch Championship bout
Stips: TLC Cage
1. Only Keisha Williams Rped here, so she wins. Of course Sparrow could of been placed in this match but hes to good to be put in PPV when he wants to be. No wait... that couldnt work cause i'm not Bytch Champion. Well I was Honey Dipped Champion one time and I was the best I only lost cause I love titties. I love titties thats right and I was hoping to see some boobage here of course only Keisha Rped... mmm sweet Keisha.. how i'd love to slide a finger down the crack of that ass. How i'd love to do the same to everyone in The Cause. Yes If I could have my dream match it would be me vs. them in a strip off, everyone would win that way. Mmmm Keisha how I wanna just put that belt around your waist, your naked, sexy, hot, curved, beautiful, remarkable, perfect, america's next top model, voluptuous, gorgeous,shapley waist, all by myself... with my teeth... how lovely that will be.... mmmmmm yea. You be my Jane I'll be your tarzan 4 ever.
2. I was expecting this to be match of the night, but Whisper for some reason didn't show. Keisha took it to Whisper, even without her putting anything up. Keisha's RP's were awesome, I enjoyed them very much. I see good things radiating from her, she's an awesome RPer, so of course my vote goes to Keisha. Hopefully, Whisper can move back up the ladder one day, so there can be a rematch down the road, so we can see these two square off again. Winner? Keisha Williams.
3. Great Championship match....Keisha wins. (if you can't tell the sarcasm..again go kill yourself)
- Match 6 -
Syck vs James
Franchise Champtionship Bout
Stips: Japanese Death Match
1. Syck was way more creative in his approach than James was. Though, the whole "Eulogy Thread came out good. I felt that Syck came out stronger, firing with all he got, and showed people further more why he was the strongest member of Asshole Inc.Altogether, Syck wanted it more and showed more desire to make the Franchise title into something, job well done on both sides though. My hat goes off to both participants in the match up, but pound for pound, Syck takes this. Winner? Syck.
2. This match had a nice history to it because of the fact that James and Syck were both in Asshole Inc, but like every mother fucker in the universe was in damn Asshole Inc. I'm going to start a stable and call it "Every Where" and then I'm going to say you were in "Every Where" and it will be just like A-Hole Inc cause everyone at one point would have been in it. Except with Everywhere anyone any where is in it. Also does the thought of Syck stuffing Akasha's turkey bother anyone else? I mean has he put any medicated cream on that? Syck came out swinging calling James one of the reasons why A-Hole Inc sucked, and if he put as much effort as he did in this match then he wasn't going any where, and Syck knows about any where cause he dosen't have any fans any where. "Looks Like the old man has balls. Too Damn bad there in the Vice grip of his Bitch." Thats what i've been saying all this time, the vice grip is called Akasha's ass and how she got his balls up there is beyond me. But moving on. James dod a wonderful thread. I enjoyed how he went on about how old Syck was and how Syck was a old tired son of a bitch, I agree with this. Syck is an old fuck who probably has to use viagra just to masturbate. I also enjoyed the bit where James beats the shit out of the kid. The Rp where he is talking with Mathew was in my opinion his weakest Rp, but the last one was pretty good got a few laughs out of me and since I sit on high with VinBadin its kinda hard to do I liked how they all seemed to follow the same theme, the theme of Bonanza, errr um Syck being a has been. Sycks rps were quite creative but lacked the over all theme and consistancy of James' however he made up with these with the effort. He put more effort in these then a constipated man trying to squeeze a watermelon out of his ass. All and all I got give the match to Syck, while James was more creative to me and was also more consistant I think Syck put in far more effort with his work.
3. Ok first of all, Syck why can't you be like James and post everything in one thread..I hate you. Now on to what matters, the roleplays themselves. James came out strong and it was the James I like to see. He was giving the effort to be a champion, but then he just stopped. He had saturday and sunday to put a little more and secure a victory but didn't. That gave syck the opening to keep pressing and finish it off. Even so it was VERY close and it was Syck's classic originality that pulled it out for him. Great effort from both men, Syck retains.
- Match 5 -
Rain Storm vs Leaky Format and Hank
Handicap Match
Stips:
1. Rain wins this one. She got the ball rolling from the beginning and never looked back. Leaky did a good job trying to keep up with her and is looking better but being that it was a handicap match and Hank really didn't do much of anything. Nice job Leaky, but Rain takes this easily. Winner? Rain.
2. This match of course started as a 1 on 1 on 1, my favorite kinda sex. Then it turned into a 1 on 2, however if you read you would of saw what this match really turned out to be. So you see it turned into a 2 on 2 because as many of you SHOULD KNOW Rain Storms also has a split personality named Kira living in her head kinda like David Koresh has the split personality of a jack ass living in his head. Then of course it turned into 3 on 2 because Rain brought her nonliving side kick Denis a talking chair. So the following is a break down of everything. While Hank tried he didn't try hard enough merely submitting one Rp to the great merciless God that is the EFedding God known as VinBadin. VinBadin was not pleased, nor was he pleased with the rps submitted by Leaky but he was impressed that Leaky put out an effort, like many VinBadin didn't expect mush. So moving on I loved Rain Storms from the moment I read her first Rp I too had a Rain Storm... it was in my pants. After changing my clothes and showering for an hour I contiuned to read her rp. It was sexy it was smooth just thinking of her walking around and doing things made me wanna do things... with her. The way her character visited her dad made me wanna be her daddy, or make her scream it. The way she went out to get street cred it made me wanna pick her up on the corner. There wasn't much she didn't do that didn't make me wanna be there with her. Of course there is the more dominating personality that lives in her known as Kira who made me wanna be dominated by her and so whenever I read anything from Kira I had to make sure my bed room door was lock... it was that good. Kira is sexy what can I say? We also found out in the Rp what the cause of everyone in "The Cause" is, all I know is my Cause with them is to make babies! Lastly this brings me to Denis the luckiest Inanimate character in history, to think that both Kira and Rain sit down on him... is just HOT. Makes me wanna be Denis really. Denis is a fun char though and gets to be used in a lot of creative ways, just like if I was to get it on with Rain it would be pretty creative cause i'd be doing two girls in one... thats like the day after thanksgiving at Wal-Mart except the fighting is sexy and naked.
3. Rain Storm. I'm doing this shit quick so honestly if you don't know why, go kill yourself.
- Match 4 -
Brian Corven vs Bobby Rude
BUDvision Contendership Bout
Stips:
1. After consulting many people who of course mean a lot to me. They mean so much to me i'd never invite them to Thanksgiving dinner because they'd probably wanna come over and fuck all day long and dinner would never be served because I mean a lot to them too. They are men mostly but who cares right a hole is a hole.. thats what my uncle used to tell me. Anyways After talking to my group who I will call "The Sunny Time Rehab Child Molestor Group" for no reason at all. I've decided that Bobby Rude was rudly in violation of posting 2 mins after deadline, while this can be over looked the fact that he violated the 24hr rule can not. Therefore Brian Corven wins may God have mercy on his soul.
2. This match was completley dominated by Rude. He showed why he is BUD's future, even though he didn't have a lot to work with, he still managed to put out a good thread. No need to get into detail here, as it's obvious who took this one to the bank. Winner? Bobby Rude.
3. Corven..Boby didn't r/p till after the deadline...what a fucking waste of space.
- Match 3 -
Joey Drakmen vs. Dark Child
Regular Bout
Stips:
1. Only Dark Child Rped here, so he wins. Of course Sparrow could of been placed in this match but hes to good to be put in PPV when he wants to be.
2. Drakmen didn't show up, DC did, he put effort towards his match, so my vote goes to him. WInner? Dark Child.
3. DC ...
- Match 2 -
Akmed vs Jatt Star
Regular Bout
Stips:
1. Only Jatt Starr Rped here, so he wins. Of course Sparrow could of been placed in this match but hes to good to be put in PPV when he wants to be.
2. Much like the match above this one, Jatt's opponent didn't show up, so Jatt takes the win. Good job Jatt, even though you're opponent didn't show. Winner? Jatt Star.
3. Jatt...akmed didn't r/p.
- Match 1 -
Curtis P. Price vs Dominic Demetri
Regular Bout
Stips:
1. Seems as if Price quit BUD. Oh well, guess he couldn't handle the heat. Demetri showed Price up, and dominated the match, to the point where Price didn't even bother to put anything up. Winner? Dominic Demetri.
2. Only Dominic Rped here, so he wins. Of course Sparrow could of been placed in this match but hes to good to be put in PPV when he wants to be.
3. Dominic...curtis didn't r/p.