| STATISTICS | Ring Name: | Tyler Russell | Real Name: | Tyler Russell | Face: | Jon Stewart | Age: | Thirty-ish | Height: | 5'7 | Weight: | 167lbs | Origin: | The Corporate Headquarters | Theme Music: | Real American by Rick Derringer | | Tyler Russell About You. Name: The Noneya Man DOB: November 9th..Buy me something Hometown: Noneya-land E-mail Addy: You figure it out Wrestling Specifics. Valet/Manager: N/A Stable: N/A Tag Team Name: N/A Tag Team Partner: N/A Status: Heel-ish weasel Weapon of Choice: The Russell Squad or his Security Advisor Style: A weasel who runs of his life and hides behind much bigger people that he pays very well to cripple you. Out-Of-Ring Appearance: High Market Suits In-Ring Appearance: Like he would ever get in the ring with you mutts Favorite Matches: The ones he books... Taunts/Quotes: I'm Tyler Russell and YOURE NOT!!!...I know what America wants and it's not you. Accomplishments: Reporter of the year (In his own mind) Leader of Humanity
Moves. ummm yeah...He just orders people that know moves to hurt you Finishers/Trademarks. Finisher #1: SWARM!!! Description/youtube link: The Russell Squad attack unmercifully with their riot batons , stun guns and pepper spray.
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Trademarks:
Character's Biography. Tyler is a former probate attorney who returned to college to pursue his passion for the power of the written word. After gaining a degree in journalism he bounced around from several smaller newspapers before landing his first job with Pro Wrestling Insider after several years there offering his brand of reporting he was fired for making several disparaging remarks about the overdose death of a professional wrestler. He bounced around some more always staying within the wrestling news reporting field before getting his biggest break of them all and being hired by The Domain then Bytches Ultimate Domain to work for their Budnews.com internet site. After just a few short months there Russell had impressed his employer so much with his ability to call things as he seen them that he was given the job of lead editor and his own syndicated show The Russell Report. Russell became the focal point of many haters once he started calling them out for their shameless actions and was subsequently attacked while on the job which brought about him taking a long hiatus from his work to recooperate. Russell was almost a forgotten face in the crowd until Foxy Roxy announced that he would be replacing Max Karas as The Commissioner of The Domain and head of talent relations, a job that he lost after just a couple days because of backstage politics. No word yet on his next adventure.
Detailed Entrance. Real American plays, and Tyler comes out surrounded by his always present security force, showing just how paranoid he is. The squad surround the ring before Tyler enters and begins to speak.
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