You're Damn Right It's On

Immediately brought to our visual attention is a shot at floor-level. a pair of 800 dollar 2006 gucci men's shoes are walking quickly down the backstage corridor. the heels smack off the floor making a steady, rhythmic sound. shot pans up to find one of the most handsome, well dressed, badasses in this industry. the man known by a simple letter, a career ending THC demigod, that's right, Ruckus himself.  Ruckus has a dry apathetic look to his brooding, chiseled face as he continues to briskly walk foward.  His eyes are certainly set on something. He talks not looking at the camera.

 R : Five Years. Five years I have cleanly defeated any man that has crossed my path. Any man who got into that ring with me.  Who can say that? Nobody.  Regardless of my other accomplishments the one that means the most to me is my THC title reigns.  The THC division got less popular after I left. Any bozo could hold it for a month, because nobody went after it. It became less important.. it got put off 24/7 and turned into an embarassment being passed on by the low-card wrestlers.  It's time i carry the title out of the filth it's been laid in by BUD staff.  I'm going to break the boundaries of the THC division like I did last time I ran this side of the industry. I am THE lord of violence. And... wait, what rookie is holding it now?

He looks over to his assistant, who is much skinnier than him and hid on his other side from the camera's view.  It's none other than Bob Effin Saget, his new manager and assistant. Bob Saget unknown to the public eye is a huge professional wrestling fan and has his own independant federation in philladelphia where Ruckus has been training rookies during his leaves from BUD. Bob is looking very well off in a crisp black business suit and shirt, no tie. unlike his danner tanner character though he has a thick five o'clock shadow and the mouth of a sailor.

 Saget : I think the f#%!er you're referring too is Leaky Format. The black guy bragging to everybody about being the greatest down the hall, see him?

 R : Well then enough words, THC is about action.

Saget points him out down the hall. R smirks as he unbuttons his silk dress shirt and untucks it from his dress slacks.  he takes off his wrist watch and hands both shirt and said watch to Bob Saget.  R walks straight up to Leak and taps him on the shoulder with force. Leak turns around immediately based on instincts only to receive an extreme close up of the forehead of R. R violently headbutts Leak's nose causing him to stagger back. 

 Ref : Jeez when they told me to tell Leaky the 24 hour rule is back in affect i didn't think it'd be THIS soon

The ref follows the action as R takes the belt right out of Leak's hands and puts it around his own waist. Leak and Ruck exchange blows.  No one can hold a candle to R toe-to-toe fist fighting due to R's boxing career. R dives and ducks shots as he hammers his own hook punches and upper cuts in. R hits a knee to the gut and follow up with a gut-wrench suplex throwing Leak's back against a wall and letting him fall onto the stiff side of his neck with no remorse.  THC isn't about going easy on someone. R grabs a nearby fire estinguisher hooked to the wall and throws it down against the ribs of Leak. he rolls in pain as R grabs it and estinguishes Leak for a few seconds, kicking at him like garbage.  Leak climbs to his two feet but he's not in a good place to be. R notices the stairway directly behind Leak and takes advantage, charging full speed ahead and pushes Leak with authority right down the stairs. Leak falls down the steps, trying to grab the rails with each tumble until he hits the bottom, folded over like an acordian.

R walks down the steps cracking his knuckles, THC title still around his waist.  he reaches the bottom and lifts Leak, he throws him u p agains the wall and delivers a furious combination of jabs to the mid-section following up with yet another headbutt to the face, this time busting the nose open.  R spins behind Leak and gets a rear waistlock, lifts him so his feet do not reach the floor, takes a few steps, and releases him quickly with a snap german suplex tossing Leak overhead and onto the unforgiving floor.  R closes the door to the empty room in the lower areas of the arena and grabs Leak by the back of his thighs, as if he was using him for a wheelbarrow.  R throws him overhead with a wheelbarrow suplex, colliding Leak's back into the solid wood door, Leak collapses to the floor.  R picks him back up and does it all over again, this time taking the door off its hinges and the door falls backward into the empty room along with Leaks body.  R props Leak into the corner of the room, seated. He takes the title off his waist and props it over Leaks face and makes Bob hold it in place.  R backs up.. charges foward.. and nails a violent running low boot driving the title into Leaks face and driving Leaks head into the wall.  Suprisingly Leaks head didn't cave through it, as it is only sheet rock.  Frustrated with this R picks Leaks body up, and whips him head first into the sheet rock, this time sending him through it.. his lower half hangs from the wall.  R and Bob get a few playfull kicks in, booting Leakk in the rear a few times.  R quickly pulls Leak out of the wall by his ankles, his face dropping against the floor.    In a small room with one door, Bob, Leak, R and the ref being the only ones in audible sound and in clear sight.  R jumps and delivers a solid double foot stomp over the chest of Leakyformat three times. 

 R : Bob, gimme the gun

Bob reaches in his jacket inner pocket and tosses him an industrial staple gun.  R grabs Leak by the head and shoots staples into the forehead and scalp of mr. wetdown.  R slaps him across the face with the metal gun.  He sends dozens of staples through his t-shirt right into his back before stomping all over his back.  R pulls a small cannister of mace out of his pants pocket, lifts leaks head, and sprays him directly into the face.  he drops leaks head and stands up.

 R : Looks like the wetdown continued itself right in your face, now stay down b*&ch!

R drags his thumb across his throat.  He lifts Leak and sticks his head between the thighs in powerbomb formation, he throws him up in a full powerbomb quickly.. Ruck spreads his legs a little to give himself more formation as he throws Leak down quickly, the momentum is so powerful that Leak's untied ghetto nike sneakers fly straight off his feet.  the ref laughs that R powerbombed the shoes right off Leak.  R grabs Leaks legs and wrists and brings him straight back up in a full powerbomb position only to drop down and delivers 'the Ruck Off', throwing Leaky's body over his knees violently.  Leaky's body rolls foward right off the knees and shin upon impact and now lays lifeless belly-first on the ground.  Ruck rolls him over onto his back and puts one knee over his chest for a pin.

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RuCKuS pulls out his mace again and sprays the... ...Leak Guards.... He pushes them all down to the floor and they roll around holding their eyes.  Bob Saget delivers  swift kick in the crotch of Chilly and Leaky.. who is suprisingly AND OMG MAGICALLY BACK UP INSTANTLY RIGHT AFTER THAT HUGE ATTACK.  R goes back out and looks at the large dumpster with a smirk, he looks inside and it's clean and empty..  Leak guards begin to get up, as R maces them all over again.  Donnie Douglas is then walking down the stairs.

Don: Hey i got your guys call, THC is back?

Bob: Yeah, help us out here

The three mean undress all the leak guards and chilly down to their underpants. they then use zip-ties to "handcuff" and "anklecuff" them.  R then scoops the leak guards up one by one and slams them into the dumpster right on top of eachother, Bob then tugs on chillys ankle over to R, he picks chilly up with a powerbomb and powerbombs him into the dumpster.  Bob shuts the dumpster doors, looks around an makes sure the dumpster is secure.  He then uses a padlock from his pocket and locks the dumpster doors shut, trapping ALL leaky guards and Chilly into the dumpster.

R looks over at Leaky, now a little nervous and alone.. Leaky by no other bright idea decides to make a run for the stairs.. Leaky begins to sprint up them in his socks.. R grabs him by the ankles and pulls his feet out from underneath him, his face smashing violently into the steps.. R then drags him down the steps one by one bashing off his face and already busted up nose from earlier.  R whips Leak against the wall and throws shots at him, Leak tries to push him off but R throws Leak up in a bearhug and runs with him straight into the side of the metal dumpster, then throws him down with a chicago stampede spinebuster.  R uses the zip-ties again and locks up all of leakys wrists and ankles together.. like a hog-tied pig.  R lifts Leaky's body up and delivers another ruck off over Leaky's back.  Leaky rolls to the floor.  R puts both knees over leakys shoulders and holds where he hog-tied leakys wrists for another pin attempt.

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Now what?

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R, Bob, and Don sit there amazed.. APPARENTLY LEAKY FORMAT CAN BREAK THROUGH ZIP-TIES AND RUN AWAY AFTER GETTING HIS ASS WHOOPED AND BUSTED OPEN.  Holy Crap!  The three men run after him, grab him before he makes it to the top of the stairs and throws him all the way back down the stairs, his sore body busts over each and every step before hitting the floor below. for a third damn time.  R grabs leaky by the throat and lifts him straight up, and throws him right back down with a one handed chokeslam.  R sprays the entire rest of the mace in his cannister in Leaks face and nose and mouth.  R stomps down repeatedly onto Leaky Format.  R grabs the staple gun from before and puts some more staples into Leaky's back. R lifts Leaky up and yet for a third time delivers his finishing move, the ruck off, powerbombing leaky format right over his knees.  Leaky rolls to the floor.

R: Don, give me the real cuffs this time.

R USES REAL POLICE REGULATED HANDCUFFS AND CUFFS LEAKYS WRISTS TOGETHER.  HE USES ANOTHER PAIR TO CUFF LEAKYS ANKLES TOGETHER.. HE THEN USES A THIRD PAIR TO CUFF THE TWO SETS OF CUFFS TOGETHER, MAKING LEAKY LOCKED UP IN A SEMI-BALL SHAPE.  R then plants the title belt gold-facing down right over leaks face.. r jumps and double foot stomps the belt into leakys face.. not once.. but twice.. R then pins yet again with both knees firmly over leakys shoulders.

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Leaky format walks out of the medical examiner's room with some gauze on some areas. He's pretty banged up but is still walking and still champion.  Leaky and.. someone unknown to anyone before yet very convenient for Leaky, Ms. Shay.  The two walk out to the parking area and they notice a helicopter is there, blades still whirling..

Leaky: Who's is that?..

R: Mine..

R, D, and Bob Saget are behind Leaky and his Female friend.  R axe handle smashes Leaky to the floor and stomps on him as D whips out his stun-gun and tazers Ms. Shay unconcious.  Bob Saget and R kick and stomp on Leaky and then stuff him in a large burlap sack and tie it shut. they pick him up and get inside the helicopter.  They check the helicopter and nobody else is around or inside the helicopter that shouldn't be.  D puts on his gear and pilots the helicopter.  D, R, Bob, and the Ref with leaky in a sac take off the ground via helicopter.  now in Mid-Air Ruck opens the sac and leaky scrambles out, realizing where he is he begins to panic a little, R then uses the stun gun to zap Leaky to the floor, unconcious.  R then gently does a knee drop to look like he actually did a wrestling move to make the win some-what credible. he then pins Leaky.

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