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| El Lunatico walks right in wherever el Capitan Anarchy was and immidiately kicked him in the face. Captain Anarchy goes down hard and El Lunatico immidiately covers him. Uno, Dos, Y Tr?? To Be Continued | |
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- Scramble In - Is this the mofo that almost killed Martie on Hangover? Looks like Martie is about to turn dark just to get some action here! Martie jumps on El Lunatico for the save and to break the count. After all, Captain Anarchy is a friend of Jake Frost. El Lunatico stands up wondering why in the hell this gay guy just do this. But Martie has a trick up his sleave. He turns around and starts to run but Armando is standing in the way so the best thing to do at this point is do the superman spear. El Lunatico grabs a hold of Martie, picks him up, but Martie kicks him in the gut, and he starts to bite his tigh. Jake Frost.: Oh Wow! From Jake Frost's view it looks like Martie is actually going down on. Lets just keep this a family show shall we? Martie lets go of El Lunatico's tigh and superpunches him in the groin sending him writhing in pain. Martie stands up and helps out Captain Anarchy. He looks at Captain and Jake Martie.: I say we split. All three run away. | |
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| The Cap looks at Frost, then at Martie, then back at Frost, and then to El Lunatico. His eyes are wide, and he has no idea what's going on. Frost: Don't worry dude, you get used to it! Martie: Yeah, ya really do. The Cap shakes his head in disbelief, and turns with Martie and Jake and walks off. Cap: Wow... I mean... that's just... Frost and Martie: Yeah... The scene fuzzes out with them walking away. |
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| 'Para ser el hombre, tengo que vencer al hombre' All three turn to look back and are shocked that El Lunatico has risen from the punishment that was given to him. Armando Estrada smiles to the three men that are in shock and almost as if they just saw Kane rise up. 'This is da part, Haha! Where Lunatico beats jus all up! Haha!' El Lunatico like rabid wolverine pounces at Martie like he did to Karime Atora on Monday Night Hangover. He kicks Martie in the face and knocks him out. Jake Frost runs to El Lunatico but he spits some kind of green mists on him. The last one up is el Capitan who runs at El Lunatico with an arm extended to throw in a clotheslne. El Lunatico ducks down and donkey kicks Captain Anarchy in his private parts. 'Go save private ryan now.' El Lunatico kneels down for the cover. El Uno, dos, Y Trrrr?? | |
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| OOC: Dude... get a little more creative. None of these guys would be "knocked out" by a kick. The Cap kicks out easily, as Jake Frost stands there shocked that some douche bag just spit green shit in his face. Martie, who was "knocked" out by the wanabe luchadore stands up. All three stand around the little man and just shake their heads. Frost nails a kick to the groin of the small masked man, Martie hits with a knee to he face, and The Cap grabs the little shit by the neck with both hands. Cap: Listen dude, I'm getting a little sick of this... and after I defeat Zeke Arrio on Monday, I'm comming after your scrawny ass! Martie and Jake: MAKE IT HAPPEN CAP'N!! The bigger masked man drags the smaller over to a table, and with much ease, sets the little guy up on it. He himself climbs up aswell. And before you can say "Cap'n Crunch", The Cap has El Lunatico up in a massive high angle backdrop. He drops the little lunatic on his head, sending him crashing through the table. The table splinters into thousands of pieces as the three walk off. Frost turns around. Frost: Uno Momento Por Favor! He reaches to his left, and sees his signature weapon. "Freezing Point," a kendo stick wrapped in barbed wire. Frost walks over to the little man, raises the stick high in the air, and brings it down across the chest, and again over the head, and again over the stomach, and so on, until blood has started to form a little puddle under him. Frost: DON'T EVER SPIT THAT GREEN SHIT AT ME AGAIN ASSHOLE! THEN...the three of them walk away. |
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| He sits up just like Kane and Undertaker would and runs at all three of them from behind. El Lunatico low blows the Captain who then drops his belt. In one swift motion, El Lunatico grabs the belt and swings it at Jake Frost who gets hit in the face with it. Martie is next who tries to step forward but El Lunatico immidiately jumps up to hit a hurricanrana. Mr. Estrada stands there laughing and clapping his hands while smoking that big cuban cigar. 'Look up on him!' El Lunatico lifts up Captain Anarchy and kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up for a tiger bomb with the cover. Uno, dos, Y Tre? | |
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| ooc: C'mon? Tiger Bomb...you're 5'9, 230... The Cap is 6'11, 438! More than twice your size...REALISM!
The Cap throws El Lunatico off like he was a sack of potatoes. "The Lunatic" goes flying like a spitfire, right into Armando, who topples over under the smal man's weight. At the exact same time Frost stands up, Martie is nowhere to be seen. Frost grabs the belt and hands it to the Cap. El Lunatico stands up and bum rushes The Cap, but when he connects with a clothesline, The Cap doesn't move an inch. As El Lunatico looks up, The Cap flashes a toothy, cheshire cat like grin. He connects with a massive headbut, sending El Lunatico reeling. Armando is up, and trying to help the smaller man regain his composure. But Jake Frost, who's face is now stained with green and red, charges at Armando, and about six feet from him, takes a running leap, holding the title out infront of him. A sickening "CRACK" is heard, as Armando staggers back as blood is pouring out of his skull. His eyes roll back in his head and he falls back. Frost stands up and tosses the belt to The Cap. Frost: Go back to Vince, ya douche bag. Frost goes over and picks Armando up, and forces him to watch what's about to happen. The staggering luchadore stumbles toward The Cap, who's still wearing the toothy grin. He raises a finger in the air to signal something big. He picks the small man up, holding him belly to belly, with El Lunatico's legs around his waist. He takes off running and hits a massive spine buster into a Mt. Dew machine. A new Mt. Dew SuperNova comes rolling out, and Frost picks it up. What little bit of El Lunatico's eyes can be seen bulge out of the mask. The Cap keeps ahold and steps back and repeats the move. Then he wraps his arms around his midsection and squeezes. El Lunatico is screaming in severe pain. His ribs could be cracked by now, but the Cap isn't done. He sets him up on his shoulder, and Oklahoma Slams him into the machine once more. Now he motions for Frost to come over. Frost, before venturing over, smashes the full can over Armando's already bloody head. The man in the white suit goes limp as Frost walks over to the Cap. Frost: The Captain Cadillac Crunch? Cap: 'Bout time we tried it out huh? Frost: Yeah... but I got an idea! Frost walks over and sets up a table. The Cap's eyes get wide, and he starts to get excited. But Frost goes and grabs... yet another table! The Cap is absolutely giddy. But still, Frosty's not done. He then grabs a bottle of lighter fluid, and a chair. On the opposite side of the tables, Frost sets up the chair, then he douses the tables in lighter fluid and pulls a ligher out of his pocket and lights them. As the tabels blaze, and the sprinklers start to go off. The Cap gorrilla presses "The Tiniest Luchadore" and throws him up above the table, Frost springboards off the chair, and hits a huge cutter, sending El Lunatico through both flaming tables, causing screams of agony and pain to echo throughout the arena. Frost pokes him with his kendo stick, and no movement can be seen. He's out like a light. The sprinklers have put out the fire almost entirely, and parts of El Lunatico's skin is charred and black. Frost smiles and the Cap calls for an EMT. Three men immedately rush down the hall and strap El Lunatico to a strecher. One of them comes up to The Cap and begins to ask questions. EMT: What happend here? Cap: Well this guy, who near as I can tell escaped from Arkham Assylum came in here and set up these tables, then when he tried to attack us... they randomly caught fire... I think he has super powers! Be careful! You guys should probablly hold him, at least overnight! Just to be safe! EMT: How'd he go through the tables? Cap: He attacked me, and I threw him up, trying to make him go over them, but he got stuck, so my associate here grabbed his head as he was falling, and brought him through, so he wouldn't get burnt worse! But for real, this guy's loony! He said he was Jesus! I think he needs to be locked up! EMT: We'll keep him over night, just to make sure he's ok. Frost: We don't give a shit if he's ok. Hell, I hope his spine is broken! As the EMTs are strapping El Lunatico to the strecher, The Cap leans down and smiles. Cap: Kid... don't fuck with the big dogs. I'll see you at the pay-per-view. Good luck... looks like you might need some! Have fun in the hospital! And the EMTs take him away, and drive off in an ambulance. |
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Suddenly a long bungi rope with a hook attached is lowered behind Anarchy, clipping itself onto the back of Cap’s tights. A micro second later, and Cap is winched up into the rafters! The machinery strains to complete the task, yet Anarchy, for all is struggling, is unable to free himself; by the time he’s twenty feet in the air, “freeing himself�?is the last idea on his mind. Frost: I don’t get it, no one’s going to be able to pin you up there. This must be some kind of joke. A voice growls behind Frost. Voice: Who said anything about pinning him...yet. Frost rolls his eyes... Frost: Oh...shit. Kryptt? Frost turns as his face meets cold steel. He’s out like a light from a well placed sledgehammer shot. Kryptt clicks his fingers as a ref peels himself from the shadows. Kryptt: get ready Kryptt produces an acme remote control device and presses a large red button, the bungi rope above with Captain “A�?attached snaps on cue! Captain Anarchy plummets from the rafters into a stack of packing cases, they crumple offering some protection from the fall, but not much. The captain is out like a light as Kryptt makes the cover. Kryptt: And that, is how this shit is done. 1...2... |
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As Krypt is making the cover, Frost stands up. His face is absolutely COVERED in blood from the sledgehammer shot. His blonde beard is soaked through from the red liquid. He looks like something out of a bad Medievil movie. And without missing a beat, he picks up "The True Believer" and charges at the two giants. As Krypt looks up he sees the cold steel of the barbs on the kendo stick. Whe it connects with his face, the barbs dig deep into his skin, causing numerous puncture wounds. Krypt gets knocked off, and tumbles backwards with the force of the hit, but he isn't down yet. Frost charges yet again, this time with the weapon raised high in the air, as he swings down, Krypt connects with a huge knee to the gut, but he's missing one vital piece of info. The Cap is standing... and smiling. Out from under the rubble of the packing crates, he produces a lead pipe. Krypt's eyes get wide, and the Cap manages to connect right on the collar bone, sending a searing pain through Krypt, and a scream of the same through the arena halls. Frost regains composure, and hits a huge smack with the stick right on the lower part of Krypt's huge back. By this time, the giant is confused, being hit from both sides. The Cap uses the pipe to body check Krypt, as Frost sweeps his legs out from under him with the kendostick. This sends the giant on his back, and gives The Cap and Frost what they need, a chance to escape, which they do. Jake: That guy doesn't give up does he? The two round a corner, and continue running, all the while with The Cap holding his THC title. |
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The two bump into Draven who was holding a lead pipe wrapped in barbed wire. Draven insanely smiled as he smack Frost with it, in his face. Frost dropped to the floor in pain as Captain Anarchy tries to retaliate against Draven. The two fought back and forth until Draven nails him with Insanity before he covers him for the pin. The referee counts the pin. 1..2... |
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