5-14-07 Budnews.com: NovaCaine is the representative!!. Thats right folks the man who prides himself on being a cancer to our lovely federation has been selected to go onto Vendetta this weekend and compete with Matlock and Nikki Black for the vacated Heavyweight title. Nova made quite an impact this week, but we speak about that later in the show. First lets run down the rest of the show and the matches already booked for Vendetta as of today. Tis I , the man Dante Cross wants to know and his girl wants to blow....Tyler Russell.

Hangover was live from Washington D.C. this week ,but my good buddy Gee Dubya couldn't attend as he was in the middle of making sure our country gets a giant shit swirly, vote communist folks. The show opened this week with Andrew Frost taking on the girls from wild kingdom Lucky Dice and Snake Eyes. Hmmm sounds like a craps table in Vegas. Frost made short work of the Ferret head and snakeface and now moves towards Vendetta on a winning streak with the number three contendership to the Franchise title still under his belt.

God's bastard child Y2Jesus kept up his winning ways when he put away John Wilson. After the match Wilson collasped backstage and was taken to a local hospital where he is being treated for a concussion. Wilson will be out of action for at least two weeks , maybe longer. We here at Budnews wish him a speedy recovery. Well not really but they make me say that so whatever.

The next match out of the gate was the Barbed wire ropes match between Ubber Ugly Mason Caine and another of the Mutts from up north Scott Andrews. Mason hasn't been in the ring in over a year but he showed no sign of ring rust as he tortured Andrews through most of the match before putting him away. As per the stipulations requested by The Caines, Mister Andrews isn't allowed to ever speak of Nova or his family again. After the match both men were treated for lacerations and heavy blood loss. Speaking of The Caines. Emerald was at ringside doing the commentary this week and has alluded to herself now being billed at Emerald Caine. Its still unclear if she married into this family of freaks,but if its true this reporter feels a great sense of pity. Yet another fine piece of ass ending up with a slack jawed idiot and his supersized moron brother.

After a quick commercial the show came back with the first of two matches this week on the way to deciding who will face the new Heavyweight champion after Vendetta. First to square off were Amethyst Jane , Evan Pierce and Leaky Format. We seen alot of back and forth action in this match but in the end Amethyst showed off some of her mixed martial arts skills when she hooked in a variation of the triangle choke on Pierce for the tapout. It was said Pierce was livid with himself after the match for making such a rookie mistake,but Pierce must now focus on defending his Franchise title come Vendetta.
The douche of last week Connor Riley finally got his way after a little sad sack letter writing campaign when he faced off with Tide member Mark Riggs to finally decide who would be the holder of the jump to the front of the line lucky ticket. If you have been living in a cave or had your head buried in your ass for the last month or so let me catch you up. Riggs , Taio, Riley and Drew Stevenson faced off back at 4:20 for a special jump to the front of the line ticket. That allows the winner to face the Bytch, Budvision , or Franchise champion before the number one contender. Hence jump to the front of the line , got that much skippy? Okay good, so during this match Riggs got the victory over Taio and Riley instantly ran to our Breasticle Boss looking to suckle and be told everything would be okay. After enough crying Riley was giving a rematch this week and has gained the victory. I guess this sets an example for all of our younger fans, if you cry enough you do get your own way. Connor immediately used his ticket to challenge Pierce for Vendetta.

Next up was the second of the mini tournament matches to decide who would face the Heavyweight Champion. Bytch Champion Dannica faced off with former Budvision champion Zarek Lyle for the right to go on to face Amethyst Jane in the finals slated to happen on the Hangover following Vendetta. Zarek is still in a slump when it comes to the big matches and got caught by a 'Ranna and gave up the pinfall. After the match Mandy Manson made her presence known when she took a leather strap to Dannica. These vixxens are scheduled to face off this weekend for the Bytch Title in a last woman standing strap match. Thats one match I don't think you want to miss. After the match Zarek was said to be quite dejected backstage,but has to rebound quickly as he heads into Vendetta for his mandatory rematch with the Budvision Champion Emerald Caine...Lets just hope Mason and Nova aren't lurking around during the match or Zarek could have a repeat of the last pay per view when he dropped the title.

The final two matches of the night were Roulette matches where a wheel was spun and whatever type of match it landed on was the kind you competed in. First up was the number one contender in the Heavyweight division Matlock versing an ole rival in Brandon Davis. Stephanie in her infinite need to fuck with the employees decided all of the matches on Matlock's wheel would be matches more suited for our female superstars. Matlock landed on the evening gown match and the crowd breathed a sigh of relief at not having to see Matlock's gelatin ass in pudding. Matlock managed to strip down Davis , ha I bet thats not the first time Matlock took off a dress and discovered a guy underneath. However Matlock's celebration was short lived as he was attacked by a masked man after the match. Matlock suffered some bumps and bruises but was said to be up and walking around backstage after the show. This was the first time the masked man appeared tonight,but as we would soon find out it wouldn't be the last.

The main event was the second roulette match when the number two person in the Heavyweight division Nikki Black took on newcomer Summer Stratus. Summer has been impressive in her matches here recently holding a victory over Mandy Manson and nearly pulling off an upset of Nikki Black tonight. The matches for this wheel were all slated towards the male superstars with Nikki landing on the weapons match. Both girls took advantage of the plunder at ringside and both girls shed some blood , but in the end it was Nikki with the help of Dante Cross' ugly stick..No not that one, the singapore cane to get the victory. After the match Nikki was blindsided by the masked man who sent her head first through a trash can and out to the floor. Nikki suffered a mild concussion but refused treatment after the show.

The man behind the mask turned out to be none other than NovaCaine. Who is the hand picked successor to Dark Child's heavyweight title run. I caught up with Nova after the show and asked him why he would align himself with a jobber like DC. His response was' Go fuck yourself teabag' but then he said this" Dark Child was a joke champion put in place because Dante Cross wanted to go rogue and run things his way. I am tired of seeing a title I love so vehemently being treated like a piece of dogshit on this companies shoe. At Vendetta I will make sure a real star brings this title home and allows it to transition back to the upper tier wrestlers of this sport" He then shoved me out of the way and left the building with his bitch and brother in tow.

Now its time for your favorite segment of the week..Drum Roll please.......The Douche of the Day. My pick for this week's Douche is the man who continues to call my house making idle threats and vowing to make me bleed. Dante Cross. HAHA , Just kidding Muttly,but seriously quit calling me , I don't swing that way muffin mitts. My real douche of the week is NovaCaine. This guy sits around on his ass doing nothing but fucking his girlfriend and causing trouble and now he is in the main event of Vendetta. Now while this man never lost the Heavyweight title and did vacate the belt when he left the company. I don't think he deserves to be in this match,but when you look at all the other bottomfeeders in this company at the moment. There is very few others that could compete for this title with some kind of legitmate chance of winning. So here is to you NovaCaine....GETTING FACE FUCKED BY A HIPPO!!!

We are on the eve of Vendetta folks and I strongly urge you to call your local pay per view provider. The show is sold out and pay per view is the only way you will be able to see all the great action we have in store for you. Evan Pierce will face off with Connor Riley, Emerald puts her Budvision title on the line against former champion Zarek. Dannica defends her title against Mandy Manson. Dante Cross will be in attendance waiting to see if Wallstreet or the newly retired David Van Dam will indeed accept his open challenge. The THC title will be up for grabs, the ladies of B.U.D will be in action and then the main event. NovaCaine, Matlock and Nikki Black will square off to decide a new heavyweight champion. Buy the damn show and tune in to Budnews throughout the week for the latest updates in the world of Bytches Ultimate Domain. Until next time I'm Tyler Russell and YOU'RE NOT!!!"