6-10-2008 Budnews.com:  Greetings and salutations it tis I, Tyler Russell back for a very special Russell Report breaking news segment.  For many years now current Budvision Champion Leaky Format has both confused and annoyed the masses with his favorite line...The question still remains.  All us reporters and superstars alike have expounded greatly on what could this question be.   Are you a moron?  Probably...Do you suffer from some kind of mental retardation?  Definitely...Will you continue to daydream of water like a damn dolphin?  Without a doubt.   But finally we have the question and the answer everyone has been dying to know.  Our cameras caught up Leaky Format, some hooker and a little kid just this last week and caught this exclusive footage.

Leaky" I'm gonna teach you to read"

Girl" I can read"

Leaky"Shaddup up and listen...Th...Da...T...Whats that word?"

Little Girl" The"

Leaky" The....I knew that, I just had some wetness in my eyes.  The....The Ca...Ca....Ca....Whats that word?"

Little Girl" Cat"

Leaky" I knew that too, I was just testing you.  The Cat Ch...Ch...Ch...Cha...Choo-Choo?"

Little Girl" Chased"

Leaky"Exactly, this must be old world english.  The Cat Chased thhheeee mo...mooo...mooo....Moo Cow?"

Little Girl" No...It sounds like House"

Leaky" Don't be getting lippy , I'll wetdown your entire family...smartass.   The Cat chased the......MOOSE!!!"

Hooker" You is so funny Leakster"

Leaky"Shut up bitch, I don't pay you to think"

Little Girl" Obvisously you don't get that check either"

Leaky"Hahaha...HEY!!!"

There you have it folks the question that Leaky has been talking about for years has finally been revealed.  Will Hooked on Phonics work for Leaky?

NO!!!

This has been an exclusive from the Russell Report.  I'm Tyler Russell and YOU'RE NOT!!