Twas the month before Christmas,

When all through our land,

Not a Christian was praying.

Or taking a stand.

 

See the PC Police had taken away,

The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing,

About Sheperds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It may hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,

December 25th is just a 'Holiday'.

 

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit.

Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it.

CDs from Madonna, an XBox, an IPod.

Something was changing, something quite odd.

 

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa,

In hopes of selling books by Franken and Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down,

At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhee to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears,

You won't hear the word Christmas, it won't touch your ears.

 

Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty

Are words that were used to intimidate me.

 

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,

On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton.

At the top of the Senate, there rose such a clatter,

To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

 

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith,

Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded,

The reason for the season stopped before it started.

 

So as you celebrate 'Wnter Break' under your 'Dream tree',

Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say.

 

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,

Not Happy Holidays!