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From: MSN NicknameCgharold11  (Original Message)Sent: 12/16/2008 10:07 PM
NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
 
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ more Harlem youngsters.
 
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how hundreds of unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equiptment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of hi-tech equiptment.  It was thought to be anexcellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.  However - Gordon got more than he asked for!
 
At the crews first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for ten cases of bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
 
 
(Just a little bit of humor on a very over-cast day in South Carolina    )


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From: MSN NicknamedeedeedollSent: 12/17/2008 2:28 AM
What a nice break from political tedium.  I'm still laughing.