Halloween Is Not For Seniors
You know you are too old to
trick or treat when.
10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you
8. You ask for high fibre candy
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag and you fall over
6. People say "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask
5. When you open the door you yell, "Trick or ........." and can't remember the rest
4. By the end of the night you have a bag of restraining orders
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighbourhood with a zimmer frame
And the number one reason seniors should not go Trick or Treating
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1. You keep having to go home for a pee
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