Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of Popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your repairman reveals when He bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars You got for Halloween.
Boogieman: Guy who passes time at a Stoplight picking his nose.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework
To be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets After losing each week
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after You scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when Trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Zombie: What you look like before that First cup of morning coffee.
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