"Computers Compared To Humans"
*What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
*What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
*What is an astronaut's favorite key on a
computer keyboard?
The space bar.
*What happened when the computer fell
on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
*Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
*What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
*To err is human; but to really mess
things up requires
a computer.
*Computers are not intelligent. They only
think they are.
*Computers make very fast, very
accurate mistakes.
*My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
*The attention span of a computer is as long as its
electrical cord.
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