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| | From:  coodabeen (Original Message) | Sent: 9/5/2008 6:50 AM |
Lost GOLFER
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of
him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what
hole I'm on'. She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on
6.'
He thanked her & continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He saw the
same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to
bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm
on.'
Lady: 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he
thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if
he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they
were drinking & talking he asked her what she did for a living. 'I'm in
sales.'
He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?'
Lady: 'It's too embarrassing to tell.' But after he kept pleading to know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He
promised.
Lady: 'I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins).' He immediately fell to the floor
laughing hysterically.
Lady: 'You promised you wouldn't laugh.'
He replied, 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper........
I'm still one hole behind you.'
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