One morning the door-bell rang.
The weather was very bad. It was raining cats and dogs.
I opened the door and there stood a young lady, a Jehovah's Witness,
soaking wet.
I felt sorry for her and invited her in the house for a cup of coffee
and to dry off a little. As we were drinking our coffee, I asked what
her ' happy message ' was. I thought we might discuss some
minor or major differences of believes or interpretation, but,
she stuttered and said:
..."I'm not sure....I never got this far before...!"