The Memorial Stone



A woman's husband dies. Her husbands Life Insurance
pays 20,000.

After everything is done at the funeral home and
cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there
is no money left from the insurance.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me the
insurance paid $20,000. How could you have spent all
that money?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,000.
And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation
for the church and the organist and all. That was
$400 and I spent another $400 for the wake, food
and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial
stone."

The friend says, "$13,200 for the memorial stone? My
Goodness gracious, how big is it?"










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Really it's a good one!!!










Trust me it is!









The widow says, "Three carats."