Ads Gone Wrong

For sale:
Antique desk suitable for lady with
thick legs and large drawers.

Wanted:
Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For Sale
Eight puppies from a German Sheppard
and an Alaskan Hussy.

Toaster:
A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
 Automatically burns toast.

Sheer stockings:
Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that
lots of women wear nothing else.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.

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