Children's Notes to God 

Dear God, 
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now. 

Dear Mr. God, 
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. 

Dear God, 
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! 
He said some things about you that people are not supposed
 to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, 
I read the bible. What does begat mean?
 Nobody will tell me.

Dear God, 
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he 
uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God: 
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You,
because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God, 
My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?

Dear God, 
It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't
 you get mixed up sometimes?

Dear God, 
In bible times did they really talk that fancy? 

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born
but it doesn't sound right.

Dear God, 
Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, 
or do you just know him through business?

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what you do.
 Who does it when you are on Vacation?

Dear God, 
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday School they said you did it.
So I bet he stoled your Idea.

Dear God, 
I didn't think orange went with purple until I 
saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.