IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
Regardless of make or year , all units known as " human beings "
are being recalled by the Manufurer . This is due to a malfunction
in the oringinal prototype units code named "Adam " and " Eve "
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
units . This defect is technically termed ,
" Serious Internal Non-morality , " but more commonly known as
" Sin ."
Some of the symtoms of SIN defect :
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
[i] Jealousy
The Manufacturer is provinding factory authorized repair service
free of charge to correct the SIN defect . The Repair Technician ,
Christ , has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of
the staggering cost of these repairs .
To repeat , there is no fee required .
The number to call for repair in all areas is : P-R-A-Y-E-R .
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure . Next , download ATONMENT
from the Repair Technician , Christ , into the heart component
of the human unit .
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is , Christ will replace
it with :
[a] Love
[b] Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Gooddness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
[i] Self-control
Please see the operating manuel , HOLY BIBLE , for further
details on the use of these fixes .
As an added upgrade , the Manufacturer has made available to
all repaird units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance
from the resident Maintenance Technician , the Holy Ghost .
Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up
residence on the premises .
WARNING : Continuing to operate a human being unit without
these corrections voids the Manufacturers warranty , exposing
the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list , and will
ultimately result in the human unit being incinerated .
Thankyou for your attention .
A.F.C
" Maranatha " Fish IXOYE
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