Neural is an elusive figure and fugitive who is wanted for numerous COC violations alleged by the Phriek Chat Authorities. Insiders inform us that He embarrassed Edge, the self annointed Boss of Bosses in Phriek Chat, (Capo da' Phriek da' freaky) by revealing that funds raised by incessent requests for donations were being misappropriated to fund the Phriek Chat Radio station rather than features that benefit residents of the chat platform. He is adept at breaching security systems and eluding huff n' puff Sysops. Although authorities have vowed he will be caught dead or alive their braggadocio has proven impotent to this point. He is considered by many to be a freedom fighter who is only interested in making sure that chat residents are not duped or mistreated by the ruling junta currently in power. For these reasons it is believed that He is being aided by chat residents sympathetic to His cause and enchanted by His roguish charm. He is a master of disguise and almost chameleon-like in his ability to alter His appearance. Insiders inform us, however, that there are two distinguishing features He cannot hide. His lips are permanently stained a light shade of violet from years of constantly drinking grape flavored Kool Aid. In addition, they seem to form a permanent pucker, most likely the result of his penchant for consuming Otter Pops. Be aware that Neural may very well be in your room at this very moment!
If you suspect that you have seen this colorful but dangerous criminal contact the proper authorities. A substantial reward is being offered for any information that leads to His arrest and subsequent conviction. |