Pregnant Blonde

The other day my  neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just  jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I
thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said,  'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and  breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she  was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I  told her, 'That's great! I
couldn't be happier for you!'

Then  she said, 'There's more.'

I asked, 'What do you mean 'more'?'

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going  to have
twins!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how
she knew. She said...(You're going to love this!)

'That was the easy part.  I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home
pregnancy kit in a  twin-pack. Both tests came out  positive!