He is very good.

If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in
again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he
realized she was Chinese.

Another time he gave a patient 6 months to live. At the end of the 6
months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him
another 6 months.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, my
son just swallowed a roll of film."
The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these, and if they don't work, give me a ring."

Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.

But doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he says, "I wish
you had come to me sooner."