I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
No! the children answered. If i cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?
Again, the answer was, no! By now I was starting to smile. "Well then, if I were kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?" Again, they all answered, No!
I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well", I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?"
A five year old boy shouted out
"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."