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From: Rene  (Original Message)Sent: 6/29/2006 11:57 PM
I was testing the children  in my Sunday school class  to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" 
 
No!  the children answered.  If i cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?

Again, the answer was, no!  By now I was starting to smile.  "Well then, if I were kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"  Again, they all answered, No!  
 
I was just bursting with pride for them.  "Well", I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?" 
 
A five year old boy shouted out



"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."
 
 
 
Thanks Cindi !                                                   
 


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