Kids Are Quick   TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________   TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign.. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow" _________________________________   TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. _______________________________________________   TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _______________________________________________   TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ______________________________________________   TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't  have ten years ago.  WINNIE: Me! ______________________________________________   TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _____________________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."        __________________________________________________   TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,  but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.       __________________________________________________   TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,  my Mom is a good cook.       __________________________________________________   TEACHER:   Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE:  No. It's the same dog.       __________________________________________________   TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

 Thanks to Nurse Rachette for this one !