Q: Name the four seasons.
 A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can  be made safe to drink.
 A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it  removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and  canoeists.  (Nothing worse than a canoist in your glass of water)

 Q: How is dew formed?
 A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them  perspire.  (Love this one)

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
 A: Keep it in the cow.  (But of course!)

 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
 A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the  Moon. All water tends to  flow towards the moon, because there is no water on  the moon, and nature  hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this  fight.

 Q: What are steroids?
 A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?
 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
 A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward  to his adultery.  (Smart kid)

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
 A: Premature death.

 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?  (e.g. abdomen.)
 A: The body is consisted into three parts---the  brainium, the borax and the  abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain;  the borax contains the  heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains  the five bowels, A,  E, I, O, and U.

 Q: What is the fibula?
 A: A small lie.

 Q: What does "varicose" mean?
 A: Nearby.

 Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
 A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

 

 Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
 A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Thanks to Cindi for this one !