This just in today from a long time friend (complete with her note).
I thought it was very funny-sorry if I already it sent to you. But it is even funny the second time. Love Dena Lynn
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END