B.U.M.M.E.R.

DISCLAIMER: the author, Agatha Cane Whidley, sent the following telegraph:

Claire and I are enjoying our voyage immensely.  We encountered rough seas sailing through Nebraska and Kansas, but hope to reach calmer (and hopefully deeper) waters soon.  Everyone spent the first day on deck hoping to sight a whale, but the only marine life that ventured close to the ship at all had brands on them and looked vaguely familiar.   Occasionally, flocks of black seagulls circled overhead with cheerful "Caws" that only added to our enjoyment.  What a wonderful cruise this is!
For all of you born on April 15, 1943 at 6:22 AM:

Today will be, simply put, a bummer.  You will learn, however, that the word really stands for: *B*y *U*nderstanding *M*istakes, *M*iracles un*E*rringly *R*esult and that will help you get through the day.   Chronic pain is not a miracle, however, but a bummer in all it's original glory.

You will not want to get out of bed this morning, but hydraulic pressure will eventually change your mind.

You will not want to leave your house today but will discover halfway through a particularly intense speech by Judge Ito that you are out of your favorite food, Pepsi.   If you remove all that green leafy stuff they told you was healthy from the refrigerator, you ought to be able to stock in a goodly supply.  It will do wonders for your depression.

Don't take the hospital's instructions about your upcoming surgery seriously.   They tell ALL their patients to be sure and bring their Living Wills along with them to admissions.

You will receive outpourings of love and understanding from a certain list you belong to that will touch your heart in a way you didn't know it could be touched.  Into each life a little rain must fall.   Albeit up to your a__ in alligators, you *will* be able to clear the swamp.   Hang tight.  You will come to understand, in time, the true meaning of the term, "cosmic enema", so lighten up already!   Your life is about to change in a significantly new direction, one that is guaranteed to startle you out of your complacency.

To cheer you up, your cats will invent a new game for you to participate in.   It's called, "Don't Turn Your Back While Standing At The Sink Or You Will End Up Wearing One Of Us."   Guaranteed to get your attention.

Tonight, before you go to bed, you will give special thanks for all the people who care.   Tomorrow will be a better day!

Until tomorrow, then - good luck, be free, and take *very* good care of yourself.
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