Alice's Restaurant

Opportunity may knock once,

but temptation

bangs on your door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;

if it was perfect,

you couldn't belong.

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God Himself does not propose

to judge a man

until he is dead.

So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete,

thoroughly mixed up and

permanently set.

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Peace starts

with a smile.

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I don't know why

some people change churches;

what difference does it make

which one

you stay home from?

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A lot of church members

who are singing

'Standing on the Promises'

are just

sitting on the premises.

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We were called to

be witnesses,

not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.

You catch them -

He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when

God chooses

to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark

where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men

to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits

create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,

not the curve.

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God loves everyone,

but probably prefers

'fruits of the spirit'

over 'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing,

not a calm passage.

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He who angers you,

controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot -

swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions

just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us

is never as great as

the Power behind us.

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The Will of God

never takes you to

where the Grace of God

will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,

the message changes us.

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You can tell how big

a person is

by what it takes

to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation

I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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