A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are
standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign
into the ground with a large rock. The sign reads: The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late! As a car speeds past
them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From
the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign
should just say "Bridge Out?"