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From: Windy  (Original Message)Sent: 10/11/2006 9:12 PM

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She
tells the salesman, "I
    would like to buy a pair of pink curtains". The
salesman assures her that
    they have a large selection of pink curtains. He
shows her several
    patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard
time choosing. Finally
    she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
then asks what size
    curtain she needs.  The blonde promptly replies,
"Fifteen inches".
    "Fifteen inches????" asked the salesman. "That
sounds very small - what
    room are they for?"  The blonde tells him that they
aren't for a room,
    they are for her computer monitor.  The surprised
salesman replies, "But
    Miss, computers do not need curtains!"  The blonde
says,
    "Helllloooooooooo. I've got Windooooooows!"



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