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Laugh In : Truck driver vs blond
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From: Windy  (Original Message)Sent: 12/23/2006 2:41 AM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out 
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker 
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are 
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the 
street.

   When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. 
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the 
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blond says 
cheerily, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

   Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the 
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of 
breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck 
door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is 
Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

   When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next 
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and 
runs back to the blond. He knocks on her window and says.........

"Hi, my name is Kevin; it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT
TRUCK."




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