__% Soon after finding out from the miss bitch herself, Claudia Langston that she would be having a three on one handicap match later this week, she decided to fly home for a little while to relax with her friend Tara Bledel. Last time she hung out with her, Tara had to fly to Detroit, so she thought that she would pay her a visit, plus it had been a while since she had been in her hometown. The home of the stars, people that are so fucking jaded it's not even funny. Gisele herself might even be a little jaded, but who is keeping tabs, right? After having her plane land at the Los Angelos airport, she grabs her bag and heads over to the rent-a-car area. She already had a ferrari on reserve, and so the lady just checked her ID and then handed her the keys and paperwork. Gisele then walked out of the airport and headed over to her red ferrari, and after throwing her bag in the passenger seat she climbs in and drives off. Sometime later, she arrives in Hollywood and seems to have a little smirk on her face as she pulls into a long driveway leading up to a white stone mansion. Tara may not be exactly famous, but her parents happened to be the inventors of Fruit Rollups which landed her family with millions. Hence, the malibu barbie home. Gisele parks the car and then hops out, grabbing her bag as she goes. Before she even reaches the front door, it opens and out steps the butler. He strangly looks a lot like Alfred Pennyworth...you know, the butler from Batman? So that's what she always called him...I don't even know what his real name is. Gisele smiles at "Alfred" and he returns the gesture as he reaches out for her bag.
XxXx"Alfred Pennyworth":: Hello Miss Mortenson. It a pleasure to have you with us this evening. Miss Bledel has been waiting for you, as I'm sure your aware. Here, may I take your bags?
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Thanks Alfred! It's awsome to be here again, I've really missed all you guys!
__% Alfred only smiles as he grabs her bag and whisks her away into the mansion. The door seems to swing shut by itself as Gisele looks up at the stair case to see Tara standing there with a goofy little grin on her face.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Gisele!! It's been years! Oh my god I missed you!
__% Tara then takes a running start at Gisele and nearly runs her over in her attempt to embrace her with a hug. Gisele laughs as she hugs her back.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Tara, sweetie...it's only been like a week.
__% Tara now lets go of Gisele, allowing her to breathe as she composes herself.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Oh I know that. But it's been like years since you've actually been here...in the Hollywood Hills of Cali-for-ni-aaa!
__% Gisele and Tara continue to talk and giggle about mostly non sensible things, when Mr. and Mrs. Bledel start to come down the stairs. Gisele looks up at them with a smile on her face as she walks over to give them both a hug. Unlike her parents, the Bledels had always been really supportive of her interest and now career in pro wrestling. This was basically her home away from home all her teenage years.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Hey mom and dad! *she smiles* How have you guys been? Miss me much?
XxXxMr. Bledel:: Of course we've missed you Gisele! Although, the house is a lot quieter without you here. *he smirks*
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Yeah, and I bet a lot more boring too. So, do you two mind if I steal your daughter away for a bit so we can catch up? You know, have some girl time?
XxXxMrs. Bledel:: Oh no! By all means, take her! And don't bring her back!
XxXxTara Bledel:: Mom, stop it!
XxXxMr. Bledel:: You girls have fun, we'll leave the doors unlocked because I'm sure you two will be out late.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Okay, by daddy!
__% Gisele also tells them good-bye as the two of them walk outside. Tara takes one look at the red ferrari and looks taken aback.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Woah! I didn't know that they had these at enterprise!
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: *she laughs* They don't. I had to special order it. Hurry up and get in!
__% Gisele unlocks the car doors and then they both climb in before peeling out of the drive way.
You want it? You got it.
__% Before you know it, Gisele and Tara pull up to a strip mall, with a Don Pablos restaurant next door. After decided that they were both hungry, they decided to grab something to eat before shopping for some cute outfits. Gisele parks the car in the back of the parking lot and they both walk into the restaurant and wait to be seated. This didn't take too long however, because the hostess recognized Tara from a recent CoverGirl commercial. So before you could even blink, they were seated and given drinks on the house while they looked over their menus deciding what to order.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: So, I think i'm going to get the quesadilla with the spanish rice and refried beans...
XxXxTara Bledel:: Mmmm, that sounds great. I don't know what I want, I'm so hungry that it all sounds good!
__% After a few more moments Tara makes up her mind and the two of them place their orders. After the waiter walks away, they sit back in their seats and start to relax. Gisele takes a sip from her martini and smirks a little as she starts to speak.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: So Tara, guess what happened a couple of days ago?
XxXxTara Bledel:: Oh my god, you found some sexy guy, you guys had hot sex...and now you're pregnant!
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: What the fuck? No! *she laughs* God, your so crazy sometimes Tara.
XxXxTara Bledel:: What?! It could happen! Plus, you would be so cute pregnant!
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Augh, whatever Tara. Okay, so anyways seeing as how you guessed something way out in left field, and were completly wrong, can I now tell you what really happened?
XxXxTara Bledel:: Yeah, sure...go ahead.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Okay. So, I was in my locker room being bored as hell, when Jack like takes off and wanders out in the halls....
XxXxTara Bledel:: I told you that you should of left him here. I could of taken care of him. He's too much of a hand-ful!
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Tara,please! Let me finish!....and Jack is so not a hand-ful.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Whatever....okay, continue.
XxXGisele Mortenson:: Alright, so as I was saying...he takes off, right? So I start chasing after him and guess where he winds up?
XxXxTara Bledel:: In a hot guy's room where you two had hot, steamy....
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Tara! No! Sheesh, is everything about sex with you?
XxXxTara Bledel:: No, but it's been like three months and I would love to hear a little x-rated story to tie me over until next weekend.
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Next weekend? What's going on next weekend?....Wait, wait! I totally do not want to know!
XxXxTara Bledel:: Oh my god it's going to be amazing! Don't worry, I'll be sure to tell you all the details after next Friday. *she smirks*
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Ew Tara, you're going to die of an std, I swear it! *she pauses* Okay, so back to the story...Jack wound up in Claudia Langston's office slash locker room thing.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Who the hell is that?
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Apparantly, she's the head of the board of directors for DXCW. I kind of think she' full of shit, because I've never seen her around there before. She's probably like a janitor or something. Maybe, she doesn't even work there. Maybe, she's just a little hooker that they keep around for when the men get horny and need something to have a little fun with.
XxXxTara Bledel:: Okay, enough with the dramatics! I wana know what happened next!
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: Well, I walk in and see Claudia with her filthy, non-manicured hands all over Jack and just when I started to say something, she cuts me off telling me I'm a bitch for stealing her 'theme music' or whatever. Which is so pathetic, because it's not my fault if she's never around to use it, at least I'll put good use to the song....but anyways, she tells me that she hates me and wants to seek revenge or some shit and puts me in a three on one handicap match against herself, Maria Lima and Brooklyn Daniels. How funny is that?! She thinks that this match will put me in my place and show that I'm all talk and no talent, but maybe little Miss Claudia should back her shit up with more than good looks. Oh wait, she can't even do that because if looks were everyone's saving grace she'd be long gone with that reptile skin and cheap weave. Hasn't she ever heard of exfoliating her skin? Or maybe replacing her dread locks at least once a month?
XxXxTara Bledel:: *she laughs* Oh my god, is it that bad?
XxXxGisele Mortenson:: *she nods her head* Mmmhmm. Just wait till you see her on tv when Massive Reckoning airs. Keep a trash can nearby though, because you just might puke with one look at her.
__% Tara and Gisele continue to gossip and trash talk Claudia...god, what an old folks name huh? Could her parents have not been more creative? And maybe pick a 21st century name? Anyways....Gisele and Tara's food arrives shortly and once the two finish eating, they pay their bill and exit the restaurant, now ready to begin a fun afternoon of shopping. No doubt Gisele will buy a new sexy little outfit to sport on her upcoming match this week. And you can always count on Tara to find the hottest men to flirt with while at Saxs Fifth and Avenue. Hopefully the other girls are enjoying their time before the upcoming match. I bet they are all training non stop, hoping to get as ready as possible to take out Gisele. But, as you can hopefully notice, Gisele is no where near nervous about her match, in fact she finds it rather amusing. And I'm sure she'll share all the hilarious details behind this match when she returns back to the DXCW arena. Until then, know that she is having the time of her life in California, shopping and basking in the sun while all the other competitors slave away for nothing, because Gisele will come out the victor in this match-up.
TBC by me only!