[Warning] This roleplay is an Adalyn Raine one-of-a-kind creation. You should use caution before reading on, because this roleplay will contain violence, bitchy attitudes, curse words, ass kicking and possibly some graphic sexual situations. If you find any of the above mentioned things revolting in any way, then I suggest you take your virgin ass somewhere else, and step the fuck away from this masterpiece. If you even so much as open your mouth to complain, Adalyn will shove her five-inch, Betsy Johnson heels down your throat!

xXx Adalyn Raine 

Okay so officially both of these bitches have made their presence known for our match...which is just fantastic because that means that this will indeed be a triple threat match and not just some normal half ass match due to someone backing out at the last minute. Now, here is the not so fantastic bit of news...both of these girls are dumb fucks. Between Kirsten and her "Oh my gawd, i'm so nice and awsome" fake personality and Eryn's "hee hee, I'm gonna try and sound educated when really I'm just a moron" facade...the rest of these promos are going to be hell to sit through and try to watch. Which is why I've decided to hire my own personal little bitch to watch the promos for me and give me the basics! Unfortunately I didn't have him for this service prior to Eryn's promo...meaning yes, I did have to sit through that entire blurb about...well, NOTHING. I swear I had to go take a tylenol after watching that magical and fluent bull shit. But whatever, from now on I will have....eh, I won't spoil the surprise and tell you his name now, because in about five seconds your going to meet him. Excited yet?....good, you should be...only I could come up with an idea as grand as this, just wish I would of thought of it sooner. __;; The scene opens up showing Adalyn Raine sitting back in her hotel room, obviously still not bothering to show at the arena yet as she primps in front of the full length mirror, curling her hair and pinning it back to create a small poof at the crown of her head. She then reaches over and grabs the pink Tarina Tarantino tiara that she had obtained the other day and securely places it on her head in front of the poof. She smiles at her reflection and then stands back to get a good look at her full attire which consists of black leggings with a pink Jessica Louise mini dress over top. She nods her head in approval as a knock can be heard from her hotel room door. Adalyn walks over to the door and and slowly opens it up to reveal a man standing there that no one has ever seen before. He has jet black hair that is gelled in a cute, messy kind of look and a pale complection to contrast the color of his hair...he is dressed casually in a pair of jeans and an Affliction shirt and has a smile on his face as Adalyn steps aside and lets the mystery man into her room. She then guides him over to a couch placed at the far end of her room as they both take a seat and she smiles at him, preparing to speak. Adalyn Raine;; I'm so glad that you could make it today...I really wanted to debut you to the fans and my opponents as soon as possible, so they could realize that since the general population of the WGEF have proven once again to be a complete and total waste of my time, that I have decided to use my god given intelligence and hire you to sacrifice some of your brain cells and sit through those god awful promos and just give me the really needed information. Mystery Guy;; Well it's my pleasure Adalyn...I understand how time consuming it must be for someone of your ascribed status to sit through such repetitive bull shit on a day to day basis. Adalyn Raine;; *she rolls her eyes and nods her head* Augh, you have nooo idea! But anyways, let's get this show on the road and introduce you *she point to him* to all of them! __;; Adalyn now points over in the direction of the camera as she turns to face the camera man with a smile on her face. The man sitting beside her also looks over at the camera with a smug little grin on his face as Adalyn begins to speak. Adalyn Raine;; Hello lovers! I hope you all are having a pleasant afternoon, and are further anticipating to see my match again new comer, Eryn Neman and basic nobody, Kirsten Stratus. *she smirks* Now, I am guessing you all have already seen my other amazing promo along with the promos belonging to Eryn and Kirsten, and for those of you that have seen all of them, you are probably thinking something along the lines of, "Wow! Watching Eryn and Kirsten's promos are like trying to watch someone that is cognitively impaired form a coherent sentence." And trust me when I say that for those of you that are thinking something similar to that, I am totally right there beside you thinking the same thing. Because both of thos promos, especially Eryn's twenty minute babble about absolutly nothing gave me a freakin migraine that made any hardcore hangover sound like heaven. And seriously, I would like to know how it's possible for any one person to talk for that long of a period and make absolutly no sense whatsoever. Like, I've been around crack heads that make more sense than her...at least when they talk in circles, it eventually comes to an end and you can kind of gather their main idea. But...*she shakes her head in disbelief*...but Eryn's promo was just horrendous! A kid with ADHD couldn't follow that shit and make sense of it. One minute she is freaking out over ego, and no that wasn't your ears ringing, she really did say that word six times in a row...and the next minute she is giving me "compliments"...like seriously, more than once her train of thought went off the track and dove nose first into a ditch somewhere. *she smiles arrogantly* And where did all that shit come from about addition and subtraction? I half expected her to start mouthing off math problems after that educated little sentence. And then, here is where the train crashed again when in her next breath she compared me to the Holy Bible. *she purses her lips and scrunches her eyebrows for a moment over this* Now...I wouldn't say that was 'confusing' persay, because well I am quite a work of art, just like that book...but just her timing of talking about subjects and making it all fit together to make some actual sense is completely absent. *she shrugs her shoulders a bit as she continues* But whatever, no longer do I have to deal with listening to horrendous shit like that again because I have...*she motions to the man beside her*...him! And to really clarify what I mean by saying that I 'have him'...I mean that I have hired Derek here to basically be my little assistant and watch all the other promos that Eryn and Kirsten will put out for me! This way I just get the "facts" straight from a reliable source that can actually speak with some intelligence. *she now looks over at Derek as she continues* So, go on Derek, introduce yourself and say hello to the public! Derek Miller;;