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From: MSN NicknameWrit3SinsNotTrag3di3s  in response to Message 6Sent: 10/24/2008 8:18 PM

 [Warning] This roleplay is an Adalyn Raine one-of-a-kind creation. You should use caution before reading on, because this roleplay will contain violence, bitchy attitudes, curse words, ass kicking and possibly some graphic sexual situations. If you find any of the above mentioned things revolting in any way, then I suggest you take your virgin ass somewhere else, and step the fuck away from this masterpiece. If you even so much as open your mouth to complain, Adalyn will shove her five-inch, Betsy Johnson heels down your throat!

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Dear Diary;; __;; two for the price of one!
Inside My Head;; wow, okay these bitches are retarded...
Behind The Mask;; okay, one more before thee research paper XD
Thee Amazing Record;; 4-0-0

xXx Adalyn Raine 

 

Okay so officially both of these bitches have made their presence known for our match...which is just fantastic because that means that this will indeed be a triple threat match and not just some normal half ass match due to someone backing out at the last minute. Now, here is the not so fantastic bit of news...both of these girls are dumb fucks. Between Kirsten and her "Oh my gawd, i'm so nice and awsome" fake personality and Eryn's "hee hee, I'm gonna try and sound educated when really I'm just a moron" facade...the rest of these promos are going to be hell to sit through and try to watch. Which is why I've decided to hire my own personal little bitch to watch the promos for me and give me the basics! Unfortunately I didn't have him for this service prior to Eryn's promo...meaning yes, I did have to sit through that entire blurb about...well, NOTHING. I swear I had to go take a tylenol after watching that magical and fluent bull shit. But whatever, from now on I will have....eh, I won't spoil the surprise and tell you his name now, because in about five seconds your going to meet him. Excited yet?....good, you should be...only I could come up with an idea as grand as this, just wish I would of thought of it sooner.

__;; The scene opens up showing Adalyn Raine sitting back in her hotel room, obviously still not bothering to show at the arena yet as she primps in front of the full length mirror, curling her hair and pinning it back to create a small poof at the crown of her head. She then reaches over and grabs the pink Tarina Tarantino tiara that she had obtained the other day and securely places it on her head in front of the poof. She smiles at her reflection and then stands back to get a good look at her full attire which consists of black leggings with a pink Jessica Louise mini dress over top. She nods her head in approval as a knock can be heard from her hotel room door. Adalyn walks over to the door and and slowly opens it up to reveal a man standing there that no one has ever seen before. He has jet black hair that is gelled in a cute, messy kind of look and a pale complection to contrast the color of his hair...he is dressed casually in a pair of jeans and an Affliction shirt and has a smile on his face as Adalyn steps aside and lets the mystery man into her room. She then guides him over to a couch placed at the far end of her room as they both take a seat and she smiles at him, preparing to speak.

Adalyn Raine;; I'm so glad that you could make it today...I really wanted to debut you to the fans and my opponents as soon as possible, so they could realize that since the general population of the WGEF have proven once again to be a complete and total waste of my time, that I have decided to use my god given intelligence and hire you to sacrifice some of your brain cells and sit through those god awful promos and just give me the really needed information.

Mystery Guy;; Well it's my pleasure Adalyn...I understand how time consuming it must be for someone of your ascribed status to sit through such repetitive bull shit on a day to day basis.

Adalyn Raine;; *she rolls her eyes and nods her head* Augh, you have nooo idea! But anyways, let's get this show on the road and introduce you *she point to him* to all of them!

__;; Adalyn now points over in the direction of the camera as she turns to face the camera man with a smile on her face. The man sitting beside her also looks over at the camera with a smug little grin on his face as Adalyn begins to speak.

Adalyn Raine;; Hello lovers! I hope you all are having a pleasant afternoon, and are further anticipating to see my match again new comer, Eryn Neman and basic nobody, Kirsten Stratus. *she smirks* Now, I am guessing you all have already seen my other amazing promo along with the promos belonging to Eryn and Kirsten, and for those of you that have seen all of them, you are probably thinking something along the lines of, "Wow! Watching Eryn and Kirsten's promos are like trying to watch someone that is cognitively impaired form a coherent sentence." And trust me when I say that for those of you that are thinking something similar to that, I am totally right there beside you thinking the same thing. Because both of thos promos, especially Eryn's twenty minute babble about absolutly nothing gave me a freakin migraine that made any hardcore hangover sound like heaven. And seriously, I would like to know how it's possible for any one person to talk for that long of a period and make absolutly no sense whatsoever. Like, I've been around crack heads that make more sense than her...at least when they talk in circles, it eventually comes to an end and you can kind of gather their main idea. But...*she shakes her head in disbelief*...but Eryn's promo was just horrendous! A kid with ADHD couldn't follow that shit and make sense of it. One minute she is freaking out over ego, and no that wasn't your ears ringing, she really did say that word six times in a row...and the next minute she is giving me "compliments"...like seriously, more than once her train of thought went off the track and dove nose first into a ditch somewhere. *she smiles arrogantly* And where did all that shit come from about addition and subtraction? I half expected her to start mouthing off math problems after that educated little sentence. And then, here is where the train crashed again when in her next breath she compared me to the Holy Bible. *she purses her lips and scrunches her eyebrows for a moment over this* Now...I wouldn't say that was 'confusing' persay, because well I am quite a work of art, just like that book...but just her timing of talking about subjects and making it all fit together to make some actual sense is completely absent. *she shrugs her shoulders a bit as she continues* But whatever, no longer do I have to deal with listening to horrendous shit like that again because I have...*she motions to the man beside her*...him! And to really clarify what I mean by saying that I 'have him'...I mean that I have hired Derek here to basically be my little assistant and watch all the other promos that Eryn and Kirsten will put out for me! This way I just get the "facts" straight from a reliable source that can actually speak with some intelligence. *she now looks over at Derek as she continues* So, go on Derek, introduce yourself and say hello to the public!

Derek Miller;; *he smiles* Hello everyone, as Adalyn just said a moment ago, I'm Derek...Derek Miller and at least up until this week's Friday Night Fight Night is over you guys will be seeing me around the arena and various places waiting for Kirsten Stratus and Eryn Newman to cut more promos. Now, some of you may be wondering what kind of person would actually do something like this for Adalyn Raine?...but the better question is, who wouldn't want to do something like this for Miss Adalyn? *he smiles coyly* Despite what people may think, this girl is quite a charming, brilliant, sophisticated, and let's not forget stylish young lady...so really it's not that bad getting paid a couple hundred dollars just to listen to some bitches whine and rant about nonsense. Sure, it might be torture on my ears...and possibly my brain cells, but whatever it takes to help Adalyn get through this week and ready for her match without unnecessary drama, I'm willing to take over that part and let her go out and party. *he pauses and then looks over to Adalyn* Okay, so I don't really have much else to say...would you like to take it from here?

Adalyn Raine;; I would love to Derek! *she smiles and looks back into the camera* Now, there are only a couple other things I would like to say before I go off the air and let you all sink back into depression once my gorgeous face leaves the screen again...*she smirks*...Firstly, to touch on Eryn's promo again and the part where she tried to leave everyone hanging with a sort of "cliff hanger"...and now, notice how I say the word tried, because that is the key word that I'm trying to get across in that statement. For those of you that missed the ending part of her segment, due to the fact that you couldn't take the idiotic content of it all any longer, allow me to inform you people on what you missed. *she clears her throat and reaches up to adjust her tiara before continuing* She went off saying how I'm being praised for the works that I've accomplished here in the WGEF but then added to that by saying "but when will it come to an end?"...*she smiles and laughs a little* Okay, now remember how I said she tried to leave the show with a cliff hanger, or some sort of element of suspense?...Well, I stressed the word tried because that question has got to be thee lamest thing ever! Like the answer is quite obvious sweetie!...The answer to your question...as to when will all my accomplishments and well, basically all my amazingness end is...NEVER! *she smirks as she leans forward a bit, intently staring into the camera as she continues* It's never going to end darling. Why? Because I'm just too fucking great for half of these bitches, and I'm going to remain undefeated for a loooong time...and not you, or Kirsten or Michelle McCool are going to succeed in trying to change that. So, here's a tip...get used to me being the Duchess around here, learn to adapt to being my little bitch, because thats all people like you, Brooke, Michelle and Serenity are every going to be....my bitches. *she smiles as she leans back into her seat* Of course, none of you will break down your pride wall enough to admit that...not that I can say I blame you, it is a rather degrading thing to admit, but like Miss Newman said earlier tonight, the truth is something powerful and the reality of you all being nothing more than my bitches is thee truth! And I think the sooner you guys own up to that little fact, the less stressful your lives will be...because no longer will you have to put on these charades of trying to act better than me...no, all you'll have to do is admit that I'm better than you and accept your defeat, which up to this point has proven to be inevitable for anyone that has ever stepped into the ring with me. So why try and stop fate? *she laughs a bit* Seems kinda pointless and a waste of time if you ask me...and on that note the last thing that I will say tonight before leaving is this...good luck on Friday ladies!...Not that it will really do either of you any good, because fate has already spoken and both of you will be getting your asses kicked on Fight Night. *she smiles sweetly before waving to the camera* Buh bye now!

__;; Adalyn continues to wave until the scene fades out black signaling the end of her second promo. Once she is off the air, she looks back over at Derek and smiles slightly before standing and walking around to her night stand to retreive her phone. She then begins to text someone as Derek looks over at her and speaks.

Derek Miller;; So, now that the promo and introduction are out of the way...what now?

Adalyn Raine;; *she continues to text as she speaks* Well, now you are going to take your happy ass back to the arena to keep an eye out for more promos from tweedle dee and tweedle dumb...but what I'm going to do is head out and meet Brittany down in the main lobby, because apparantly she has some little rock show tonight and wants me to come check it out. So...*she now looks up to make eye contact with Derek*...let's get out of here.

__;; Adalyn then reaches over and grabs her gold zebra striped Betsey Johnson bag as Derek stands up from the couch and makes his way over to the door. He then opens to door for Adalyn to step through and follows behind as the door closes behind them. They both take the elevator down but then part ways as Derek heads over to his car in the parking lot and Adalyn waits in the main lobby for Brittany to show up. Thankfully, it doesn't take long for that to happen as Brittany shows up less than five minutes later, she has a smug little grin on her face as she makes her way over to Adalyn.

Brittany West;; Hey, are you ready to go?

Adalyn Raine;; Yeah, let's go ahead and get this over with...

Brittany West;; Damn, don't sound so excited.

Adalyn Raine;; Sorry, but the whole...hard rock bull shit isn't really my scene, ya know? Not that I dont respect your guys' shit...just not something I would pay money to go see.

Brittany West;; Well thats just the thing...you don't have to pay to see us, because you happen to be the bassist's friend, meaning your fucking VIP and get in free.

__;; Adalyn just smiles and nods her head as the two girls head outside and get in Brittany's car before heading out to Clutch Cargos, the bar that the band would be playing at tonight. Truth be told this was an extremely small venue compared to the kind of shows that Brittany and her band usually put on, but this show was kind of a last minute deal, something for them to do inbetween time seeing as how Brittany hasn't had much time for the band ever since being signed with WGEF. They arrive at Clutch Cargos twenty minutes later and quickly get out of the car, Brittany grabbing her bass and heading backstage as Adalyn follows. There they find Kodi, Rebecca and Larissa setting up and practicing before the show. Looking around Brittany notices that Candice isn't backstage.

Brittany West;; Where the hell is Candice?

Candice Morrison;; I'm right here!

__;; The voice, belonging to Candice herself appears from behind a stack of speakers with wires in her hand, she finishes plugging in her keyboard as she fully steps out making herself known as she walks over to the rest of the crew.

Candice Morrison;; Are we ready to start this shit?

Brittany West;; Fuck yeah...let's get this show going!

__;; Adalyn decides to let them finish getting ready as she walks over to the far left side of the stage and leans against the wall as she waits for the show to start. Already bored, she decides to pull out her sidekick and text Derek to see how things were doing back at the arena. A few seconds later he texts back with a reply saying that Eryn Newman is in the works of putting forth another promo. She raises an eyebrow at this new information and tells him to keep her informed as Dead Kitties begins to play. Instantly, the sound is ear splitting causing her to jump slightly, not expecting it to start so suddenly. Knowing it was going to be a long ass show, she decides to make the best of it and try to understand the words that were being projected from Larissa's mouth. Five songs into it, Adalyn gives up as another text message comes through to her phone...from Derek. The message informs her that Eryn's promo is finished and that he'll be waiting for her at the arena to tell her what it was all about. Adalyn smirks a little, imagining what kind of shit Eryn tried to pull in this one when all of a sudden the sound of a guitar solo starts to rip through her ears. This reminds her that she can't leave until Brittany's show was over...and god knows how long that would take. Thinking it over for a moment, Adalyn eventually decides to call a limo to take her back to the arena. As she heads out the back door of Clutch Cargos, she sends a text to Brittany for her to read later after the show saying, 'sorry but something came up and I had to get back to the arena.' ...Not long after that the limo pulls up to the bar as Adalyn gets in and makes her way back to the WGEF arena to meet with Derek, where she will most likely hear nothing more than a bunch of shit. But don't take my word for it, we'll soon find out if that's the case in just a few moments. Ten minutes later, the limo pulls up in front of the arena as Adalyn is let out of the limo and starts making her way up to the door. Once in the arena, she immediatly heads to her locker room, where she finds Derek Miller sitting on the couch waiting for her. He has a smug grin on his face which instantly makes Adalyn curious as she sets her bag down on the table and sits beside him.

Adalyn Raine;; Alright...what's up with that look?

Derek Miller;; Well...man...how do I say this? *he laughs a little bit* Eryn's promo...was very...interesting.

Adalyn Raine;; Uh huh, I bet...probably about as interesting as two dogs fucking each other...which means it was most likely just a bunch of random ass shit put together to make it look 'original' when its really something that we've all seen done before.

Derek Miller;; *he laughs again* Alright...listen, I just think you need to see the tape.

Adalyn Raine;; What?! No! Thats what I hired you for remember? So i dont have to watch her bull shit!

Derek Miller;; I know, I know...but...this is something you have to see for yourself, I can't possibly explain this promo.

Adalyn Raine;; *rolls her eyes* Well shit...fine, whatever. Let's see this piece of work.

__;; Derek continues to smile as he stands up to pop in the videotape of Eryn's newest promo. He pushes play as he goes to sit down next to Adalyn, who continues to stare at him with a rather annoyed look on her face tell he tells her to look at the screen, which of course shows her Eryn Newman...no shocker there, but what was a little surprising was seeing Serenity Chambers there with her. Okay so are people going to start forming hate groups now?...Members consisting of those bitches that have gotten their asses handed to them by Adalyn Raine...haha, could be interesting, not to mention utterly pathetic, but whatever. Adalyn turns her attention back on the video as the scene starts to play out before her consisting of Eryn giving Jessica Andrews some shit...oh yay, not typical at all right? The scene then takes a slight twist when Eryn does a little bitch move and knocks Jessica out, only to have Serenity pretend to be Adalyn and conduct a fake little interview. At this point, Adalyn breaks down in a fit of laughter as she reaches over to take the remote from Derek and pause the segment. He gives her an odd look as she continues to laugh, now doubled over on the couch.

Derek Miller;; Fuck Adalyn, are you okay?

__;; Adalyn looks up with tears from laughter in her eyes as she catches her breathe and tries to compose herself.

Adalyn Raine;; Did..did you see thaaat?! *she laughs again* Like, oh my god what a freakin rip off!

Derek Miller;; Rip off?...rip off of what exactly?...What are you talking about?

Adalyn Raine;; Okay, do you remember the promo that Chris Michaels just gave last week for Fight Night?...The one where he was mocking Triple H? *Derek nods his head yes as she continues* Alright...well seriously, try to tell me that what Eryn and Serenity did was not a cheap attempt to try and mimick Chris' promo? *she laughs a little again* God, did I not say that she would try to make it look "original", when in reality its just a copy off of someone else's shit? *she smiles* Damn, either I'm extremely smart...or the bitch is just totally predictable. Most likely though, its a lovely combination of both. *she smirks* Okay, now that I've composed myself...let's finish watching this train wreck.

__;; Adalyn then presses play on the remote as the segment picks up right where it left off, and thank god there was only about a minute or two left of the "interview" before Eryn looked into the camera saying "Tonight. Triple Threat...blah blah blah!" Adalyn giggles a bit before shutting the monitor off as the tape came to an end. She then tossed the remote onto the table infront of them before leaning back, crossing her arms against her chest and propping her feet on the edge of the table before side-glancing over at Derek.

Adalyn Raine;; So...okay, now I see why you couldn't just simply reenact that little segment...because that shit can only be performed by professional dumb asses. Something that you think god arn't qualified for, because if you were, you wouldn't be here right now. So, now the question is....how can I possibly top something as fucking retarded as that? Honestly, I don't know if it's possible...unless of course I wanted to lower my standards and bring myself down to her level or possibly even below it and act in a similiarly pathetic way. *she smirks* And actually, I might just do that.

Derek Miller;; Really?

Adalyn Raine;; *she laughs* Hell no!...besides I dont think there is anything lower than Eryn Newman and Serenity Chambers, except for maybe Brooke...and well, I just couldn't bring myself to be a whore...even though apparantly I do like to suck because I'm Adalyn Raine and its just what I do. *she smiles and rolls her eyes* God, how high school is that? Guess it just shows that some people never grow up.

__;; Adalyn now stands to her feet and stretches a bit before leaning slightly to the side and placing her index finger on her chin as she pretends to think.

Adalyn Raine;; Alright, so I suppose I should now go do a promo of my own...but I don't want an interview, that's so boring...hmm, perhaps an in-ring promo? That might work...besides the fans are probably dying to see something intelligent on their tv screens after Eryn's last two promos...*she looks over at Derek* Do you wana come out there with me?

Derek Miller;; To the ring?

Adalyn Raine;; No...to the park...yes, the ring!

Derek Miller;; Oh...um, yeah sure I guess...

__;; Adalyn smiles and then motions for him to follow her as she leaves her locker room and begins making her way out to the ring with Derek following closely behind. The cameras now pan out to the crowd where thousands upon thousands of fans are eagerly waiting for something amazing to happen, luckily for them something amazing is starting to happen right now as the lights all dim down and a shrill scream can be heard piercing the PA system followed by a siren and the opening of "Disturbia". A single spotlight then shines down onto the top of the rampway as Adalyn and her assistant Derek appear from behind the black curtains. Adalyn instantly steps into the center of the light and Derek tries to follow suit, but Adalyn immiedately pushes him back to step behind her and only catch the fringes of the spot light. He doesn't protest, as she just smiles out to the fans who at this moment are giving her a very mixed reaction. As usual, there are the many boos, but there also appears to be a few more cheers...obviously people are growing brains and beginning to see and accept Adalyn for her greatness. She walks down the ramp and then makes her way over to the steel steps as she climbs up them and then steps into the ring. Once in the ring, she waits for Derek to walk over to her and then has him go grab a microphone for her and he does just that and as he walks back to her, with a microphone in hand, "Disturbia" starts to fade out into the background. Adalyn then takes the microphone out of his hands and raises it up to her lips which at the moment are curved into a coy smile.

Adalyn Raine;; So, I know I can't read your guys' minds or anything...but I think it's safe to say that every single person in this arena appreciates my presence after having to deal with Eryn Newman's promos. *some of the crowd actually cheers at this as she continues* Ha, see..what did I say? You all love me...even though some of you will never admit it...but whatever, I didn't come out here to touch on the fact that you all are just living in denial, I came out here to talk about everyone's favorite little low life, pathetic and completely unoriginal bitch...Eryn Newman! *she smirks and then motions over to Derek as she continues* Now, as most of you should know by now, I hired this man, Derek Miller to watch her promos for me and just simply lay down the "facts" of them so that I wouldn't have to waste my time watching them myself...however, he insisted that this new Eryn promo was something that just simply couldn't be summarized because it was so...well, we will use the word "special". Soo, I sat down and watched the tape and I gotta say that the word special doesn't really justify it...pathetic might work better but even that doesn't seem to fully describe it. And for those of you that missed it...boy did you miss one of thee worst impersonations ever, like Tina Fey did a better impersonation of Sarah Palin than Serenity did of me...and I personally think that SNL has got to be one of the lamest shows still airing on television, but if Serenity and Eryn had a show all of their own, than that would definitely be in first place for most worthless show ever. But thank god that's not the case because we already see enough of them on WGEF television. Now, back to this lame ass impersonation...after Eryn knocked out Jessica Andrews with a bitch move she then decided to conduct an interview of her own with her pretending to be the interviewer and Serenity of course pretending to be thee one and only Adalyn Raine. *she smiles* Now, I like to think that the reason why Serenity agreed to this little shenanigan is because her pretending to be me is the only way that she is ever gonna know how awsome it is to be as great as someone like me, seeing as how her own career is pretty much worthless and forgotten now. But if your going to try to be me, at least do it correctly! I mean geez, I know their aim was to probably make me look bad, but really all they did was make asses out of themselves...like burping? That's so foul! When have I ever been that rude and disgusting in an interview?...Oh yeah! Never!...perhaps that was just Serenity's miss piggy attitude shining through her horrible impersonation. *she smirks* Though she did manage to get something right...and that is I do plan on being something like the next Tapanga Britt...but only so much better....but other than that little point, that bitch did a horrible job. In fact, it was so pathetic that I can't stand to talk about it anymore. So, let's move on to something else shall we? Let's talk about Kirsten for a moment...the girl did what, one promo?...and that was like forever ago...and since then we've yet to hear a word from her. It's obvious that the bitch must of got scared shitless when she saw Eryn and me...well actually, probably just me because Eryn isn't that intimidating. But none the less, the girl has been in hiding since the beginning of the week, which actually is probably a smart move now that I think about it...because lord knows if she would of opened her mouth again I would of just been forced to shut it for her. And hopefully she won't even show up for our match, not because she is a threat, but because mostly she is just going to get in the way when I'm trying to bust Eryn's ugly face in. *she smirks and laughs a little* I mean seriously, Eryn talks about my nose not being big enough for my face...but has she seen her lips? Those suckers need to stop getting fed botox before they fall off her face...*she pauses* Wait, on second thought, keep the botox coming because maybe once them fish lips fall off we won't have to hear anymore dumb ass ramblings conjured up from her cognitively impaired brain.