warning ;; This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you. burnt pages ;; __xxAWI's Womens Champion! next whore to die ;; I'm Thinking Miss Death things you'll never do ;; EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWA Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x) ooc ;; meh, bored, sick out of my mind with the plague lol so i thought i'd rp before i possibly head out of town on monday -_- __xx Boy, was that Miss Death a card. She has only been champion for a couple of days, and already she is full of herself. Not that she wasn't already full of herself before she became champion. But now you probably couldn't fit her and her ego into one room if you tried. The reason why this is so magicaly comical, is because before Miss Death will even get to bond with that Womens Championship, it is going to get taken away from her. And who is going to be the clever theif you ask? Why, none other than Kylee Oliver! Kylee would of been the champion if it hadn't been for her medical leave of absence, and believe me, once she is returned back to the ring, that title will be sitting around the lovely waist of Miss Oliver.... __xx Miss Death was attempting to leave the ring to attend a "press conference", more like a whore convention actually...when suddenly "Pretty Handsome Awkward" hits the PA system. A scowl immediatly replaces the coy smirk on Miss Death's face as Kylee Oliver appears from behind the black curtains. Kylee smiles down on Miss Death, as she carries a microphone in hand. She doesn't even bother to walk all the way out to the ring, instead she stands dead center on the ramp as her music dies out. Kylee then raises the microphone up to her lips as she speaks. Kylee Oliver:: You know Miss Death, for someone that just won the Womens Title, you are pretty fucking cocky. Which is amusing, because once I'm back from leave, me and you have some unfinished business to settle in the squared cirle. *she smirks* And, maybe if your not a little bitch, you might have the balls to put that precious little title on the line. And, well if your as good as you claim to be, you have nothing to fear, right? Because if you are indeed the greatest __xx Lexi nods her head slightly, listening to Kylee as she soaks it all in. You can tell by the look on her face that she is still trying to solve this 'mystery'....but after a moment she appears to shake it off, after not coming to a reasonable solution in her mind. She now looks at Kylee once again, smirking a little. Kylee knows that smirk....something ridiculously sarcastic is about to slip through those lips of hers... Lexi Sheckler:: Well, can you blame him Kylee? I mean....we are pretty hot, if I do say so myself. Perhaps the boy just couldn't help himself, and found himself lost in our immortal beauty...because we are like gods after all. __xx See? What did I tell you. Ridiculous, and sarcastic. Kylee laughs a little as she pictures Lexi telling the exact same thing to Joseph, instead of herself. She could only imagine what Joseph's reaction would be....one thing for sure, it would be a priceless moment. However, as bad ass as Lexi is....it is guaranteed that she would never utter such a ludacris statement in front of him. Which is playing it rather smart really if you think about it. I mean that's kinda like walking up to satan and saying "hey, man did you see that miracle God performed last night on that victim you were trying to destroy...whoo, boy no wonder your a worthless piece of shit compared to Him." ....okay now compare satan's reaction to Joseph's.....wait, I think I just compared Joseph to satan....ah, well I guess that isn't too far fetched. Kylee Oliver:: Why yes, Lexi...that must be it. I can't believe I over looked that possibility. Perhaps we should go tell and tell Joseph that we figured it all out. Care to do the honors? Lexi Sheckler:: No, I think it would be best if it came from you. He's known you longer after all. __xx Kylee rolls her eyes as she shakes her head. Kylee Oliver:: Okay, are we finished with this ridiculousness? Lexi Sheckler:: *she smirks* Yes, I suppose so. Kylee Oliver:: Good, because I believe we have more important things to discuss. Lexi Sheckler:: What? There are things more important to talk about than "The Envoy Of The End", Joseph Pellegrini?... __xx Lexi, obviously being sarcastic again smirks a little as Kylee narrows her eyes slightly, but only after smiling a little. Kylee Oliver:: Yes, there are actually....such as this Lillith Sabbeth Paige girl....I was hoping to face her for the title, not some cheap ass Alexa Thorn. But with the way things are going, there is no way I will be able to face her before Alexa gets her chance....and how she even became number one contendor is beyond me. But, I was thinking, that maybe if it were needed I would assist Lillith in her match....in case Alexa was somehow on the miraculous verge of winning, because I'll be damned again if Alexa were to become TEW's Womens Champion. Could you imagine the disgrace she would bring to that title? Not that I am any fan of Lillith or anything....because I don't believe she carries it with the honor and dignity it needs in order to be respected. Which is why I still go for the Womens Titles....because I'm sick of the shit stereotypes that people have developed for the womens division, due to worthless pieces of scum like Alexa or Lillith. *she scowls slightly*But I do believe, that if I were to be champion, that people would look at the Womens Championship, if not the entire division with a new perspective, one filled with respect. You know what I'm saying? Lexi Sheckler:: I totally get what you're saying. Which is why I can't wait for you to capture that title, even though I, myself am still pretty skeptical when it comes to Womens Championships....but I believe it needs someone like you to bear the gold. Just like this place needs someone like me to bear the No Limits Championship....I'm thinking people are starting to look over that title, which I can't really blame the public, because as long as someone like Mitch Blaze holds it, it's going to remain in the shadows. __xx Kylee nods her head, smiling devishly, as scenes run through her head of herself and Lexi becoming champions in TEW. Kylee and Lexi are just what the doctor prescribed for this dump. Once Kylee, Lexi and Joseph had obtained their desired titles, TEW was sure to do a complete 180 in a more desired direction. Who knows? Maybe after they took over, all the losers and whores would just pack up and leave, finally realizing that they are no match for any of them....oh, wouldn't that be the day? Kylee Oliver:: You know Lexi, I've been thinking...other than the Tag Team titles that me and you both want, and the Womens Championship that I want, I was also thinking about going for another title.... Lexi Sheckler:: Oh? Such as....? Kylee Oliver:: Such as the Hardcore Championship. *she smiles* I, however am slightly torn between going for either that, or the United States Championship. Eden August, along with holding one of the Tag Team Titles, also holds the United States Championship....so I know defeating her would be easy as hell, but I miss fighting in the mens division. I havn't really got to since PCW. And we both know that was a hell of a long time ago, I miss being able to put the boys in their places. It's always a classic when the woman dominates a match when placed against a "more superior man".... Lexi Sheckler:: *she smirks* Indeed it is....but who is the Hardcore Champion? Kylee Oliver:: Damian. And last I heard, this chick Raidne Durden was facing him for possibly a chance at the title, but from what I've seen of her, she doesn't stand a chance. Which is saying something, because Damian doesn't look all that great either.....*she pauses* Wait, is there even anybody in this federation, other than you and Joseph of course, that actually match up to my standard? *she pretends to think* Nope....I guess not. Which is why it won't be long before the three of us own all the titles in this place. *she smiles* I wonder if it's possible for management to kick us out for being too damn good for this shit hole? How funny would that be, if we all got banned for being too good for them? Now that would be a story to tell. TBC by Lexi Sheckler This layout was made for Alleena by Burnt Halo at DAF. Don't be a moron; just request your own.